Epitaphs

[gw4rcm]

As our days are closing in, I got to wandering about
what to put on my headstone.
Mine would be.

I'd rather be on the Ocean
Drinking a wicked Potion.
My spirit may be gone,
But my bones are done.

And my last "hymn" "To the Girls I 've loved before"
courtesy of Williie Nelson.
What would yours be? It's never to late to think about it.

RCM

[kn6z]

But I feel fine!

[kl7aj]

Here's to the memory of Lenny McBiggs;
He ate 1525 figs
He ran to the throne and sat on the socket
While giving a groan, he took off like a rocket
There lacked enough T.P. in town to absorb it
As Lenny McBiggs shot clear into orbit,
So now, as we think of poor little Lenny,
If we're offered figs, we never have any

KL7AJ

[gw4rcm]

Quote[/b] (kn6z @ Jan. 07 2005,14:44)]But I feel fine!
Today maybe
Rcm

[kn6z]

Quote[/b] (gw4rcm @ Jan. 07 2005,14:48)]Quote[/b] (kn6z @ Jan. 07 2005,14:44)]But I feel fine!
Today maybe
Rcm
Right. So that's my epitaph.

[w6ez]

I saw one in a movie I liked.

Here lies Less
Took five slugs from a .44
No Less
No More

[w7auw]

when he was little he tried to live like Jesus
but after he started public gradeschool and the world got ahold of him
he became sad that he couldn't live up to the standard
so through life he went sad and alone in the crowd
so he died andwe buried him.

[kd5rpo]

Damn those HMOs

[K9STH]

On a tombstone in Tombstone, Arizona: Hanged by mistake. Unfortunately, the person was a very distant relative of mine (through my father's mother's side).

Or:

Little Willy was a chemist
Little Willy is no more.
What he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4.

Glen, K9STH

[KB5WX]

Quote[/b] (K9STH @ Jan. 07 2005,19:30)]Little Willy was a chemist
Little Willy is no more.
What he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4.

Glen, K9STH
Hey Glen ,
Sulphuric Acid will get a feller every time . http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[K8YS]

Quote[/b] (w6ez @ Jan. 07 2005,20:52)]I saw one in a movie I liked.

Here lies Less
Took five slugs from a .44
No Less
No More
from Ripley's Believe It Or Not books:

Here Lies Les Moore
Five shots from a 44
No Les No More


My friends epitaph is/was...

"I marched to a different drummer, it was bagpipes and I was dancing." KA8MCM

[ae4tr]

http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif Here's mine: He never amounted to much,
All he ever did was fix broken things. Amen. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif

[K3UD]

I always liked the standard line from Dr. McCoy on the Original Star Trek.

"He's dead Jim"

73
George
K3UD

[w6ez]

how about this one?

Here lies an Atheist
All dressed up
And no place to go.

[WS2L]

I would rather be judged by 12 then carried by 6

[W3MIV]

Vey iz mir!

[KC0NBW]

Quote[/b] (K9STH @ Jan. 07 2005,19:30)]Little Willy was a chemist
Little Willy is no more.
What he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4.
that would bring new meaning to the term" dropping some acid"

[k6pme]

All thing live.
All things die.
Get over it.

(in subscript)
Why are you standing here reading a piece of granite? Go do something more useful!

[w7auw]

H2So4 is sulpher dioxide and a gas, nasty stuff.

[KC0NBW]

Quote[/b] (ke7auw @ Jan. 08 2005,13:23)]H2So4 is sulpher dioxide and a gas, nasty stuff.
h2so4 was sulphuric acid back in my day, but i'm sure the technology has advanced far beyond that by now! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

what is the new formula?

[al7n]

Here is one I heard from an old
landline telerapher( now a Silent Key)....provokes some thought:

"As you are
I once was.
As I am
You will be."


AL7N

[kz9u]

"What do you mean I died? I knew CW!"

Sorry.. Couldn't resist the dig http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[KL7FZ]

I Quit.


KL7FZ