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KI4EMA
12-04-2004, 08:34 PM
Three Guys saw that there was a Duck Hunting Dog for sale in the Newspaper. The guys called and set up a hunt with the dogs owner to see if the dog would hunt. So they came up on the first pond the man told the dog to go see if there are any Ducks on the pond. The dog droped down on his belly and crawled through the high weeds, eased up to the edge of the pond and peeked over the tall grass. The whole while the three men were laughing at the dogs owner over his dog. The dog came crawling back and looked at his owner and gave 2 very quite barks. The men looked at the owner and asked what the dog ment, the owner said that means there are 2 Ducks on the pond. While the men were laughing the Dogs owner came to the edge of the pond and 2 Ducks flew up and with 2 shots from his Shotgun the Ducks fell into the water, the 3 men could not belive there eyes. So they came up on the Second pond the man told the dog to go see if there are any Ducks on the pond. The dog droped down on his belly and crawled through the high weeds, eased up to the edge of the pond and peeked over the tall grass. The Dog came crawling back and gave 3 quite barks, The 3 men looked at each other as the dogs owner came to the edge of the Second pond, three Ducks flew up and with 3 shots from his Shotgun 3 Ducks fell into the water. So they came up on the third pond the man told the dog to go see if there are any Ducks on the pond. The dog droped down on his belly and crawled through the high weeds, eased up to the edge of the pond and peeked over the tall grass. The dog came crawling back with a stick in his mouth he looked at his owner and began shaking the stick as hard as he could shake it, the three guys looked at each other then at the dogs owner and asked what does that mean. The dogs owner replied, Get ready boys there are more Ducks on that pond than you can shake a stick at !!!!!


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KI4EMA

W8CEI
12-04-2004, 09:00 PM
Cute!! smart dog http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

KB8VNP
12-05-2004, 02:46 AM
I have a Chesapeake Bay Retriever (I don't hunt, just like the dog). #My XYL says he is very stupid. #He is just a rascal - like the dog shaking the stick in the first post. #However, I was thinking about installing a ground mounted vertical for HF. #I saw the dog break a small tree in half and uproot it, just because it was in his way in getting a rock. #So much for that type of antenna.... http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

w4rot
12-05-2004, 03:08 AM
We used to be graced with a Border Collie. She would not only point, but prep, cook, and choose the wine.
Ok Ok a bit of a strech, but she was a
Sweet Dog..We all hope she's happy.
w4rot

K9STH
12-05-2004, 04:10 PM
ROT:

My eldest daughter has a Border Collie and two Australian Shepherds. The Border Collie NEVER stays still!

You forgot clearing the table and washing the dishes, taking the children for a "stroll", tucking them into bed, and then standing guard all night long.

Glen, K9STH