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Might as well get them lined up, just in case. If Kerry wins the election, he'll need a cabinet and other key appointees. I'll give you a few now, and more later, okey doke? Okey doke.
1) Secretary of State - easy one: Jane Fonda.
2) Secretary of Defense - Bill "I loathe the military" Clinton.
3) Secretary of NutriSystems - 2nd Lady Elizabeth Edwards.
4) Ambassador to Transylvania - 1st Lady, and famous "two bagger," Scary Terry Kerry.
5) Secretary of Trying to Figure Out How To Still End Up As President In 2008 - Hillary Clinton.
6) Secretary of Smugness - Marty, AE6IP.
7) Chief Justice, Supreme Court - Teddy Kennedy.
8) Secretary of Propaganda and Bovine Scatology - Michael Moore (Will also be "dotted lined" to the Department of NutriSystems.)
More to come! Stay tuned! This is a useful exercise, because even IF Kerry loses, he'll probably declare himself the winner, move into the White House, and assemble his cabinet.
Out.
KC9ECI
11-02-2004, 05:51 PM
Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen, sMarty, Grumpy, Bullwinkle...
W5MEJ
11-02-2004, 06:13 PM
Based on the last few days of the campaign, we've got to find a spot for Bruce Springsteen.
Who do we call "The Boss", though?
Chuck
W5HTW
11-02-2004, 06:35 PM
When the title said "Line 'em up" I was very enthused. I thought it meant "against the wall." Darn. Foiled again.
Ed
AB8TM
11-02-2004, 06:36 PM
Actually with John Kerry's proffessed love of 'hip hop,' i figure he'll name a prominent gangster rapper as Secretary of Defense, such as Dr. Dre or Snoop Dogg. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
W4CGP
11-02-2004, 07:04 PM
If he loves hip hop so much, I'd love to see him break dance. Then again, maybe not. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
W4TEY
11-02-2004, 07:10 PM
Larry Moe and Curly and throw in Shemp for good measure. All have more common sense than Kerry. By the way, the first lady would be a coyote date not a two bagger. You would gnaw your arm off in the morning to keep from waking her. I can't imagine how much alcohol it would take to get me there in the first place!
W5MEJ
11-02-2004, 07:17 PM
I'm way off-topic here but...
W4CGP...every time i see your call i feel a little nostalgic. #I just put my old "Chester and Lester" album on the turntable.
Chuck
KC9ECI
11-02-2004, 08:18 PM
Quote[/b] (W4TEY @ Nov. 02 2004,13:10)]Larry Moe and Curly and throw in Shemp for good measure. All have more common sense than Kerry. By the way, the first lady would be a coyote date not a two bagger. You would gnaw your arm off in the morning to keep from waking her. I can't imagine how much alcohol it would take to get me there in the first place!
I could learn to tolerate a whole lot of ugly for a portion of her bank account.
Jonathan W4CGP adds:
If he loves hip hop so much, I'd love to see him break dance. Then again, maybe not.
He could spin all day on that giant Herman Munster FOREHEAD of his....
Springsteen could preside over that huge Agency Of Nitwit Celebrities Who Have Entirely Too Much To Say About Politics. Other nominees would include Boobra Sreisand, Ed Asner, Alan Alda, and the mildly retarded Baldwin brothers.
N8CPA
11-02-2004, 08:47 PM
Kerry's trying to be sho hip, we wouldn't have a cabinet. He'd have a posse. Isn't it ironic that that side calls Bush a cowboy, but they go around in posses.
Secretary of??
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W3MIV
11-02-2004, 09:15 PM
Quote[/b] (KC9ECI @ Nov. 02 2004,16:18)]I could learn to tolerate a whole lot of ugly for a portion of her bank account.
Shows you how stupid Kerry must be to tolerate all that ugly and be foreclosed from HER bank account.
Come to think of it, he not much of a prize in the beauty department, either, even with that bushel of perfectly varnished coiffure. Or is it a helmet?
Man, this is still funny
Where the heck is Steve when you need him?
KC9ECI
05-03-2007, 04:51 PM
He's banned. I'm sure if he asked, he could rejoin you hooligans.
Heck, can't be any worse off than what we've been seeing lately...........
WA3WDR
05-03-2007, 08:20 PM
Somebody left out Michael Moore and Osama bin Laden. Political Advisor and National Security Advisor?
Quote[/b] (n0ov @ May 03 2007,12:48)]Man, this is still funny
Where the heck is Steve when you need him?
He makes an appearance every now and then at my other haunt. He's the pope there.
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N3ATS
05-03-2007, 11:21 PM
Director of the NTSB - John "I really do like being strapped in" Corzine
Director of the DEA - Rush "poppin' Oxy with my formerly nicotine stained fingers" Limbaugh
k4kyv
05-04-2007, 02:42 AM
Who's Kerry?
Are you talking about the guy who couldn't even defeat that imbecile who now occupies the White House?
Yep -- but the press loved him. Lots of good news stories.
Same way it will be when Billary runs
kb2vxa
05-04-2007, 04:23 PM
When I'm elected president I'll kill the lot of you and burn your town to cinders!
w5klb
05-04-2007, 05:00 PM
Quote[/b] (kb2vxa @ May 04 2007,09:23)]When I'm elected president I'll kill the lot of you and burn your town to cinders!
Feeeel da looooove. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Tourist season must be starting again ...... a completely understandable reaction for folks that have the Ocean peacefully to themselves for a few months http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Quote[/b] (Guest @ Nov. 01 2004,11:29)]Might as well get them lined up, just in case. If Kerry wins the election, he'll need a cabinet and other key appointees. I'll give you a few now, and more later, okey doke? Okey doke.
1) Secretary of State - easy one: Jane Fonda.
2) Secretary of Defense - Bill "I loathe the military" Clinton.
3) Secretary of NutriSystems - 2nd Lady Elizabeth Edwards.
4) Ambassador to Transylvania - 1st Lady, and famous "two bagger," Scary Terry Kerry.
5) Secretary of Trying to Figure Out How To Still End Up As President In 2008 - Hillary Clinton.
6) Secretary of Smugness - Marty, AE6IP.
7) Chief Justice, Supreme Court - Teddy Kennedy.
8) Secretary of Propaganda and Bovine Scatology - Michael Moore (Will also be "dotted lined" to the Department of NutriSystems.)
More to come! Stay tuned! This is a useful exercise, because even IF Kerry loses, he'll probably declare himself the winner, move into the White House, and assemble his cabinet.
Out.
Wonder who Hilliary would select?
Hm, I understand Don is open for another run at Sec of Defense.