Wise Old Sayings

[K9KXQ]

Here's one of many.

A grudge is a heavy thing to carry. - unknown

kxq

[N7AAO]

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." --Edmund Burke

[KB9YCO]

No good deed goes unpunished.

[K9KXQ]

A drowning man will clutch at a straw. - Sir Thomas More (1478-1535)

kxq

[N7AAO]

Just for the heck of it...

"WHERE'S THE BEEF?"

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[K7JBQ]

"If you live in a town run by a committee, be on the committee." - Mark Twain

[N7AAO]

G. K. Chesterton, a well-known Christian at one time, was once asked at a party what one book he would want with him if he was stranded on a desert island. The questioner obviously expected him to say the Bible, upon which he'd ridicule Chesterton. However, Chesterton foiled him. His answer: "Brown's Book of Shipbuilding." http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

[KM5FL]

Ya'll don't leave yet. I'm fixin' to open a keg of nails.

Don't start no trouble and there won't be no trouble.


It's hard to soar with eagles when you hang around the chicken coop.

If you play around cow dung (word substitution), pretty soon you'll start stinking..

If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's probably a duck.

KM5FL

[W7NPN]

"Friends don't let friends vote Republican"

[N9YB]

"Chance favors the prepared mind."

L. Pasteur

[K9KXQ]

A cat in gloves catches no mice. - 14th Century French Proverb

kxq

[K6PME]

I want to know God's thoughts.

-Albert Einstein

[N7AAO]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (KG6QQL @ July 16 2004,14:24)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I want to know God's thoughts.

-Albert Einstein[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
&quot;I want to see man as God sees man.&quot; Michelangelo

[N0OV]

No one ever our run a bullet! (USAF SP Instructor)

[N7AAO]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Happy_Hamer @ July 16 2004,14:32)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">You are not a Superman![/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
Reminds me of a story...

Muhammad Ali, during his heyday, was known for many things. Modesty was not among them. One day he was on a plane and they hit some turbulence, so the pilot turned on the &quot;Fasten Seat Belts&quot; sign. As the flight attendants went through the plane checking that everyone had theirs on, Ali did not. The flight attendant asked him to please put it on.

Ali replied, &quot;Superman don't need no seat belt.&quot;

The flight attendant didn't miss a beat: &quot;Superman don't need no airplane, either.&quot;

[K9STH]

Written in a subway station in New York:

&quot;God is dead&quot; (Nietzsche).

written in another &quot;hand&quot;

&quot;Nietzsche is dead&quot; (God).

Glen, K9STH

[K9KXQ]

Be sure you are right, then go ahead. - Davy Crockett (1786-1836)

Be it ever so humble there's no place like QRZ- unknown

kxq

[K0EWS]

Anything worth believing is worth questioning.

[KG6OPR]

&quot;She got the mine, I got the shaft!&quot; http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif

[K7KBN]

&quot;Si non abruptus est,
an reparare ad abruptus est.&quot;

(If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.)

[W6EZ]

&quot;Nothing tastes as sweet as total revenge.&quot;

[K6UEY]

Revenge is sweeter than a delicate wine! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[K9KXQ]

God gave us the nuts but he doesn't crack them. - German Proverb

kxq

[W7DJM]

You cannot break it if it's broken, but

You can fix it so it can't be fixed.



I've fixed a lot of stuff so it can't be fixed.

[XV2PS]

Do not do today what you will not do tomorrow

[XV2PS]

When the chicken go the rice field, they are very happy, but it is a little bit far, but when they arrive, they are happy because there is rice in the rice field, then they go back to sleep together and they make eggs on the straw and they have cheeks (some brown, some white), that is why we should not eat chicken as long as they are happy.


That should be asian influence http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif

[K9KXQ]

You can fool people some of the time, but you can't fool them all of the time. - Aesop (c.620-560 BC)

kxq

[KG6OPR]

Revenge is a dish best served cold.
# # # # # # # # # # # # #Khan http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[K9QJ]

&quot;Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.&quot; # ...might have been Humphrey Bogart# # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # &quot; Beer is proof that God loves us&quot;...Benjamin Franklin

[KY5U]

When God wants to punish us, he gives us what we want. (Unknown)

[K6WXA]

You can get a lot more accomplished with a kind word, a smile, and a gun than you can with just a kind word and a smile. - Al Capone

[W4ROT]

'The nut didn't fall far from the tree.&quot;
w4rot

[K9KXQ]

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. - George Herbert (1593-1632)

kxq

[N7AAO]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (k9kxq @ July 17 2004,15:47)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. - George Herbert (1593-1632)

kxq[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
People who live in glass houses dress in the basement.

People who live in glass houses may as well answer the door.

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--David, N7AAO

[W5ALT]

People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses.

[KF0RT]

Before enlightenment, chop wood and carry water. After enlightenment, chop wood and carry water.

[K9STH]

Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow.

Procrastinator

Glen, K9STH

[W6ECE]

Never put off until tomorrow what you can get someone else to do today.

Bernie W6ECE

[K5FRP]

&quot;A mistake on your part, doesn't constitute and emergency on mine.&quot;

[KY5U]

When you point a finger at someone, the other four point at you. (Unk)

[AI4FR]

The squeaky wheel gets the grease....................or replaced.


The early bird gets the worm....................But the second mouse gets the cheese.



&quot;If a man at age 20 is not a Liberal, he has no heart. If a man at age 40 is not a Conservative, he has no brain.&quot;

Winston Churchill


Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill!



Diapers and politicians need frequent changing, and for the same reason.

[K9KXQ]

Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer (1902-1983)

kxq

[N5TJD]

&quot;Always give your best, never get discouraged, never be petty; always remember others may hate you, but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them, and then you destroy yourself.&quot; -R. Nixon

&quot;Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.&quot;

&quot;Diplomacy is the art of saying &quot;good doggie&quot; while looking for a bigger stick.&quot;

&quot;Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.&quot;

&quot;Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.&quot;

&quot;It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong.&quot; -Voltaire

&quot;Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.&quot;

I don't know who the author of the ones above w/o names, I have picked them up through the years.

[K7FE]

Smoke is easier to get out of a component than it is to get it back in. - K7FE

[W5KLB]

&quot;The art of leadership is getting someone to do something that needs to be done because they want to do it.&quot;-Dwight Eisenhower.

&quot;Don't force anything, just get a bigger hammer.&quot;-unknown.
Nomenclature for a hammer: Tool, Final Adjustment.

&quot;If an clutered desk is a sign of a clutered mind, consider the implications of an empty desk!&quot;-unknown

[KY5U]

He that first cries out &quot;stop thief&quot; is often he that has stolen the treasure. (William Congreve)

[W6EZ]

&quot;If everyone is thinking alike, someone isn't thinking.&quot;

&quot;Accept the challenges so that you can feel the exhilaration of victory.&quot;

&quot;An army is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team.
This individuality stuff is a bunch of bull####.&quot;

&quot;Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way. &quot;

George Smith Patton
American General
Lived: 1885–1945

[KC9ESF]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (w6ez @ July 19 2004,09:51)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">&quot;If everyone is thinking alike, someone isn't thinking.&quot;
&quot;An army is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team.
This individuality stuff is a bunch of bullshiat.&quot;[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
I am an army of one http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif

[KC9ESF]

we've blurred the line so much there is only a shade of grey

[KD5ZBK]

&quot;Youth and inexperience is no match for old age and treachery, you don't get old by being stupid&quot;.


Author, unknown, but my Grandfather used to use it a lot right before the butt whuppuin', Hi Hi.

[W0LC]

Friends don't let friends vote Democrat!

Life is short, then you die.

Take my wife, please!
(Rodney Dangerfield)

I remember the first time I had sex, it was dark and I was alone!
(Rodney Dangerfield)

The Morse code requirement serves as an advancement barrier to many otherwise qualified individuals.
(N1OBN) Yeah right! Only if you dont' study! Hi. Couldn't resist...sorry.

[W6EZ]

&quot;Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.&quot;
- Napoleon Bonaparte

&quot;It is better to have a known enemy than a forced ally&quot;
- Napoleon Bonaparte, 1848

&quot;For my part I prefer fifty thousand rifles to fifty thousand votes&quot;
- Benito Mussolini

&quot;In the absence of orders, go find something and kill it.&quot;
- Field Marshal Erwin Rommel

&quot;A piece of paper makes you an officer, a radio makes you a commander.&quot;
- General Omar N. Bradley

&quot;History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid.&quot;
- General Dwight D. Eisenhower

&quot;War is cruelty. There's no use trying to reform it, the crueler it is the
sooner it will be over.&quot;
-William Tecumseh Sherman

[K9STH]

EZ:

&quot;It is better to have a known enemy than a forced ally&quot;
- Napoleon Bonaparte, 1848

I wonder who heard this comment. After all, Napoleon Bonaparte died in 1821!

Glen, K9STH

[KB1GYQ]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">The general being capable and the ruler not interfering is victory[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'> Sun Tzu

[W6EZ]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (K9STH @ July 19 2004,18:14)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">EZ:

&quot;It is better to have a known enemy than a forced ally&quot;
- Napoleon Bonaparte, 1848

I wonder who heard this comment. After all, Napoleon Bonaparte died in 1821!

Glen, K9STH[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
Ha! That is funny. I found a millitary web site that has quotes (with the usual disclaimer) from all these dead guys.
Maybe Napoleon was speaking through a medium. HA!

[W3BNY]

&quot;Don't cry...QSY&quot; http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif

[K9KXQ]

Violence begets violence. - unknown

kxq

[KA9VQF]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (w6ez @ July 20 2004,18:27)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (K9STH @ July 19 2004,18:14)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">EZ:

&quot;It is better to have a known enemy than a forced ally&quot;
- Napoleon Bonaparte, 1848

I wonder who heard this comment. #After all, Napoleon Bonaparte died in 1821!

Glen, K9STH[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
Ha! That is funny. I found a millitary web site that has quotes (with the usual disclaimer) from all these dead guys.
Maybe Napoleon was speaking through a medium. HA![/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
I'm pretty sure they had paper back then. Somebody likely wrote it down. I suppose it is still open for debate weather or not he actually said it or if someone else made it up and just accredited it to him

[WU3U]

There are two kinds of criminals.

One wears a blue collar, the other a white collar.

The blue collar criminal gets caught often and becomes a prisoner of the state.

The white collar criminal gets caught rarely and comes a CEO, congressman, senator, or President!

LOL.

TP

[K6PME]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (W0LC @ July 20 2004,11:03)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">The Morse code requirement serves as an advancement barrier to many otherwise qualified individuals.[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
Hmm...is that an oxymoron? http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif

Ok, sorry, just couldn't resist....back to code practice....
-.-- -.-- -.-- -.-- I will forever have Gordo's voice in my head.

[9V1VV]

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
- Frank Sinatra

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
- Ernest Hemingway

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
- Dean Martin

Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can't say it.
- Anonymous

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
- Catherine Zandonella

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
- Anonymous

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
- W.C. Fields

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
- W.C. Fields

Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.
- Anonymous

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
- Oscar Wilde

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- Henry Youngman

Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.
- Michelle Mastrolacasa

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I don't think so.
- Stephen Wright

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
- Benjamin Franklin

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
- Dave Barry

I drink to make other people interesting.
- George Jean Nathan

[K9KXQ]

Self conceit may lead to self destruction. - Aesop (c.620-560 BC)

Stupid is as stupid does. - Eric Roth

kxq

[K7JBQ]

&quot;No one expects the Spanish Inquisition&quot;
- Monty Phython

[K8EEI]

If it ain't broke ...keep fixin' it 'till it is broke .

And the message at the end of this one .

#Many good sayings so far in this thread .....me likey. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[KB1GYQ]

&quot;Everybody should believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.&quot; ??

&quot;Why don't you slip out of those wet clothes and into a dry Martini?&quot; Robert Benchley

&quot;Draft beer, not people.&quot; ??

&quot;Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.&quot; W.C. Fields

&quot;Wine is sunlight, held together by water.&quot; Galileo

[K8EEI]

Oops ...almost forgot .

#&quot; Goodbye turkey , my attorney will be in touch .&quot;

#That was the note my ex-XYL left me after she changed the locks ..... Jerry Reed

&quot; Put all the money in and let's roll 'em again &quot;

#&quot; You can 'splain it all down at City Hall &quot;

#&quot;He who expects nothin' , ain't gonna be deceived &quot;
#
# #all Jerry Reed

[KA9VQF]

After WWII ended my dad and a lot of other fellows were sent back to the states. There were so many GI's comming home it took a spell to get them all processed and on trains and bus's and such so they could get home. The federal government had to keep them somewhere so they reopened some previously closed bases in the deep south. My dad and several thousand others were sent to these places. Dad said the most common phrase there became:

&quot;If it don't move paint it.&quot;

after a few months it was modified to:

&quot;I don't care if it does move,...paint it&quot;

[W6EZ]

&quot;Interesting&quot; ways to say someone's stupid:

- A few beers short of a 6-pack.
- All foam, no beer.
- The cheese slid off his cracker.
- Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
- A few clowns short of a circus.
- A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
- Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
- Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.
- Receiver is off the hook.
- His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
- Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
- He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every
branch on the way down.
- The wheel's still spinning, but the hamster's dead!

[N7AAO]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (w6ez @ July 21 2004,21:58)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">&quot;Interesting&quot; ways to say someone's stupid:

- A few beers short of a 6-pack.
- All foam, no beer.
- The cheese slid off his cracker.
- Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
- A few clowns short of a circus.
- A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
- Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
- Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.
- Receiver is off the hook.
- His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
- Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
- He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every
branch on the way down.
- The wheel's still spinning, but the hamster's dead![/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
The lights are on, but nobody's home.
Nice house, nobody home.

[KB3CVO]

The 2 greatest phrases I have ever heard in my life came to me courtesy of my father....

1. Next time I take you with me, I'm leaving you at home

2. You'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's a** in a phone booth than mess with me.



Tom, KB3CVO

[W5KLB]

&quot;Growing old ain't for sissies&quot;-unknown

&quot;It is good that war is so terrible or else we would all become acustomed to it.&quot;-General Robert E. Lee

[W0LC]

1. QSL, solid copy, er What's your call?

2. Was that a five by five?

3. What's his call?

4. Up 5 Lid.

5. Up, Up, Up!

6. It's too hard!

7. Hellooooooo Radioooooooo

8. Olla.......Olla..................


Some I have heard recently......

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[KY5U]

What's good for the goose is good for the gander. (Proverb)

[ae4fa]

&quot;Ya don't never name a dog 'Lucky.'&quot;

[ae4fa]

But my REAL favorite is:

&quot;You will do what you want. All the rest is just talk.&quot;
-author unknown

[W4ROT]

Only a true friend will tell you there is something hanging from your nose.

[K8EEI]

&quot; Answer the phone , Dummy .&quot;

&quot; Funny ? You wouldn't know funny if funny crawled up your 'nose ' and gave birth to a litter of funny . &quot;

&quot;You so ugly , if you press your face into a plate of dough , you'll have a gorilla cookie .&quot;

All Redd Foxx as Fred G. Sanford (period )

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[K8EEI]

&quot; What is my signal report , please &quot;

You're 2 by 2 ....2 2 ...

73 &amp; 22 http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[KC8QMU]

AND THAT'S A BIG 2 2 FROM THE QMU!!!!!!

[KA9VQF]

It's hard to find what you don't look for.

Some have asked for translations (and I corrected the one per K9STH and K7JBQ - TNX!http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

'Ergo Cogito Sum!' -- I think, therefore I am!

'Non Illigitimi Carborundum!' - Don't let the bastards grind you down.

'E Pluribus Unum' - From the Many, One! (check any U.S. Currency for this one)

'Semper.....Paratus....Fidelis'
Semper Fidelis &quot;ALWAYS FAITHFUL' (HOOAH! U.S. MARINES)

Semper Paratus 'Always Ready' (US Coast Guard)
(I SURE HOPE I got the 2nd one right.. If I Blew it.. I humbly apologize to each and every member of the USCG!http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

'Sic Semper Tyranus!' ( I think I have that right.. it's been a while since Latin training graced my mind) - Loosely translated.. &quot;Death to Tyrants&quot;

'Humulus Humilibus Inflectatus Arrogantus' (Again.. may not have spelling correct) #&quot;humble to the humble.. Inflexible to the Arrogant!&quot;

and the last couple

'NON COMPUS MENTIS' - 'Not of sound mind'

'Carpe Per Diem!' - &quot;Seize the Daily Stipend&quot; (you gotta be a Government type to get the joke! The real saying is &quot;CARPE DIEM&quot; meaning 'Sieze The Day!'

'Sans Tache' = &quot;Without Blemish&quot;

[KY5U]

These have been really funny! Here's another:

A bragging woman and a crowing hen - always comes to no good in the end. (Chinese)

[AG3Y]

Well, as long as we are on a Latin kick, how about Maryland's Motto ?

The officials in the state don't even really know what it means! &quot; Fatti maschii, parole femine&quot; http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif

You can get the whole story from this URL:

http://www.keepmedia.com/ShowIte....iID=213 (http://www.keepmedia.com/ShowItemDetails.do?itemID=35024&extID=10032&oliID=213)

73 from Jim AG3Y http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[K9STH]

FT:

Your Latin quotation works only for 1 of the male children of dubious birth (illigitimus is male singlular). Most people refer to illigitimi which is the male plural of the word.

A pretty high up executive at Motorola used to have your version on a plaque on his desk. But, it then &quot;translated&quot; the message and had the word translated as the plural. I just &quot;had&quot; to point that out. He made a paper tag that changed the &quot;mus&quot; to an &quot;i&quot;!

Glen, K9STH

[KY5U]

Its a long way bak to 9th Grade Latin. How about translating them?

[W6EZ]

Diligentia, Vis, Celeritas

Jeff Cooper

[W4TEY]

It's better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Not intended for anyone in particular in this forum by the way. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[KA9VQF]

Al right you latin folks, I saw a program on PBS years ago where this fellow named Romer &lt;sp&gt; was running around the middle east and looking at stuff and saying things about it.
He went to the coliseum in Rome and found scratched in the wall some thing that he translated as roughly.

’Never let the bastards get you down.’

He thought that an early Christian probably wrote it. Can you give me the line in latin? I’d like to print it an frame it here.

[K7JBQ]

VQF,

It was &quot;grind&quot; you do, and for the Latin, scroll up.

73,
Bill

[KA9VQF]

I've never been taught any latin so it don't help me any to look at the things above. Would you point it out to an ignorant gook please?

[K7JBQ]

Sure,

'Non Illigitimi Carborundum!'

73,
Bill

[KA9VQF]

Thanks I thought the Carborundum part had something to do with metal.

[W5HTW]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (KA9VQF @ July 23 2004,14:44)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Thanks I thought the Carborundum part had something to do with metal.[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
That's illegitmate metal
or Alien carbon, swimming across the river??

[W5HTW]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (KA9VQF @ July 23 2004,14:30)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">’Never let the bastards get you down.’

He thought that an early Christian probably wrote it. Can you give me the line in latin? I’d like to print it an frame it here.[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
Maybe he was referring to &quot;bastards&quot; as the lions?

[KG4KWW]

Take a look at the size of those Basket Balls!!

I have gas!!

[W0BLH]

&quot;A chicken in every pot and a car in every garage&quot;
Herbert Hoover

&quot;It's all good, just sums better than others&quot;
This applies to many different situations.
Andy

[N4BBQ]

Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day after tomorrow...

Old Albanian Proverb

[KA9VQF]

Never put off until tomorrow something third shift will do tonight.
The day and second shift foreman at the last place I worked third shift at.

Don’t put off until tomorrow something you might get away with not doing at all.
My own twist on it.

Being a responsible adult sux.
Another of my own.

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (AG3Y @ July 23 2004,04:20)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Well, as long as we are on a Latin kick, how about Maryland's Motto ?

The officials in the state don't even really know what it means! # &quot; Fatti maschii, parole femine&quot; #

73 from Jim AG3Y # http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
I think .. doesn't it mean.. 'GIRLY MEN!' http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif?

http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[K9KXQ]

When the apple is ripe it will fall. - Irish Proverb

I remeber my Grandfather having said this many a time.

kxq

[KB1GYQ]

Coming to a bumpersticker near you...</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">HAM's do it with frequency, until it gigahertz[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>

[KB1GYQ]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"> It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'> -- Albert Einstein

[KB1GYQ]

&quot;Hey, who took the cork off my lunch?&quot;

[W0BLH]

The Beatings Will Continue Until The Morale Improves

From a sign in the office of a boss I used to work for.

BLH

[K9KXQ]

Practice what you preach. - unknown

kxq

[K8ERV]

Old Army motto: If it moves, salute it. If it does not move, paint it.

TOM K8ERV

[KY5U]

If you think you can... you probably can. If you don't think you can... you can't. (proverb)

[N7AAO]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (AG4YO @ July 26 2004,13:13)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">If you think you can... you probably can. If you don't think you can... you can't. #(proverb)[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
&quot;Do. Or do not. There is no 'try'.&quot;

Yoda, Jedi Master.

[KY5U]

I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a Hamburger today (Wimpy)

[WA6CAW]

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
- Robert Benchley

It is a good thing for an uneducated
man to read books of quotations.
- Sir Winston Churchill

Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
- Simeon Strunsky

I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Most people are other people.
Their thoughts are someone else's opinions,
their lives a mimicry,
their passions a quotation
- Oscar Wilde

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
- W. Somerset Maugham

Misquotations are the only quotations
that are never misquoted.
- Hesketh Pearson

I often quote myself, it adds spice to my conversation.
- George Bernard Shaw

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns;
he should be drawn and quoted.
- Fred Allen

The wisdom of the wise, and the experience of ages,
may be preserved by quotations.
- Isaac Disraeli

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
- Groucho Marx

A book of quotations . can never be complete.
- Robert M. Hamilton

Do not underestimate the power of the dark side of famous quotes.
- Bill Austin

[KY5U]

He who seeks revenge should remember to dig two graves. (Chinese)

[K9KXQ]

Let your words be purrs instead of hisses. - Fannie Roach Palmer

[K8ERV]

Spring has sprung, the grass has riz. Wonder where my blanket is? (My boss).

TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo

[kc0ebm]

You can't fight City Hall (unk) http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[KY5U]

LOL.... Good one, Tom! How about:

Good fences make good neighbors. (Robert Frost)

[N7AAO]

Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time, and annoys the pig. (unk)

[K8ERV]

Fences also help to keep the horses in, or out.

TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo

[kc0ebm]

Proverbs 1:5 King Solomon, Son of David
5 A wise man will hear, and will increase learning; and a man of understanding shall attain unto wise counsels:...but fools despise wisdom and instruction.

[KY5U]

It is a wise man that knows himself. (Chinese)

[VA7ICT]

Words to live by

If your stupid enough often enough it will kill you.

[N7AAO]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (VA7ICT @ July 29 2004,11:13)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">If your stupid enough often enough it will kill you.[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
Reminds me of another:

Nothing is idiot-proof, given the proper degree of idiot.

[K9KXQ]

Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Ben Franklin (1706-1790)

[K8YS]

words to live by;



It is best to be judged by 12, then carried by 6

[KB4CMQ]

Never appeal to a man`s &quot;better-nature&quot;. He may not have one. Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage.


Lazarus Long

[KY5U]

Anger is only one letter short of danger. (old saying)

[K9KXQ]

What you give is what you get. - unknown

[KB4CMQ]

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

(unknown)

[N7AAO]

Old Chinese proverb (paraphrased):

When you have a tiger in your bed, the first thing you must do is admit there is a tiger in your bed. Then you can set about removing him. If you do not admit there is a tiger in your bed, you will be increasingly crowded.

[KA9VQF]

If i had a tiger in my bed I'd probably wonder what happened to my wife.

[K8ERV]

How can I get a tiger in my tank when I can't even get a little pussy in my back seat? (From a gas ad).

Not me!!

[N0ZB]

Save your money
Buy gold
Put it in your teeth
Keep your mouth shut

From Uncle Pete

[K9KXQ]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (N0ZB @ July 29 2004,16:26)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Save your money
Buy gold
Put it in your teeth
Keep your mouth shut

From Uncle Pete[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
ZB, seems to me with all that gold in the mouth it would be heavy and your lower jaw would tend to droop wide open. You know that wise old saying about that: A wide open mouth catches fly's.-unknown

Be nice, enjoy ham radio... #kxq

[KB4CMQ]

All men are created unequal.


(unknown)

[N0ZB]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (k9kxq @ July 30 2004,21:06)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">ZB, seems to me with all that gold in the mouth it would be heavy and your lower jaw would tend to droop wide open. You know that wise old saying about that: A wide open mouth catches fly's.-unknown

Be nice, enjoy ham radio... #kxq[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
You don't have to put it all in your lower jaw!

[W4CGP]

Working for God on Earth does not pay much, but His retirement plan is out of this world.

[KY5U]

When a runner is tackled, don't pile on. (One of the first rules of football)

[W0BLH]

Silence is golden!

Play fair!

Unknown

BLH

[KB4CMQ]

Always store beer in a dark place.

[K8EEI]

&quot; The hurrier I go , the behinder I get &quot;

&quot; Coolin' is condusive to cuddlin' &quot;

Albert Winestein http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[K7KBN]

&quot;Although the moon is only one-sixth the size of the earth, it is much farther away.&quot;

...A. Einstein.
No, Alexander.

[W0BLH]

A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.
(Unknown)

BLH

[K8ERV]

Did someone call for a weak link? I am available, and cheep !!

TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo

[KN6Z]

I always find that statistics are hard to swallow and impossible to digest. The only one I can ever remember is that if all the people who go to sleep in church were laid end to end they would be a lot more comfortable.

Mrs. Robert A. Taft

[n5bg]

&quot;Never join any club that would accept someone like you as a member&quot;

Paraphrasing Mark Twain

[K7JBQ]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (kn6z @ Aug. 02 2004,12:13)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I always find that statistics are hard to swallow and impossible to digest. #The only one I can ever remember is that if all the people who go to sleep in church were laid end to end they would be a lot more comfortable.

Mrs. Robert A. Taft[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
If you lined up every car ever sold end to end, some damn fool in a Volkswagen would try to pass.

73,
Bill

[KB4CMQ]

A motion to adjourn is always in order.



by-Lazarus Long

[K9KXQ]

A guilty conscience needs no accuser. - English Proverb

kxq

[KB4CMQ]

A brute kills for pleasure. A fool kills from hate


(unknown)

[W6EZ]

My son, the flock that makes many tracks becomes the portion of the wolves.

Proverbs of Ahikar The Wise

Ahikar (http://pw1.netcom.com/~aldawood/ahikar.htm)

[W6EZ]

Call someone your lord and he'll sell you in the slave market.

Give a man some cloth and he'll ask for some lining

Measure your guilt, then stretch your legs.

The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.

Arabic sayings...

[N4BBQ]

The only good Turk is an impaled Turk.

-Vlad Dracula

[K9KXQ]

You never know what lies right around the corner. - unknown

kxq

[KB4CMQ]

The early bird gets the worm.


(Just shows that the worm should have stayed in bed.)

[K9KXQ]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (kc0ebm @ July 28 2004,09:21)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">You can't fight City Hall # # (unk) http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
Put your money where you mouth is- unknown #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

Be nice, enjoy ham radio.... kxq

[N7AAO]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (kb4cmq @ Aug. 03 2004,04:22)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">The early bird gets the worm.[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
But the second mouse gets the cheese!

[W0BLH]

The older the buck, the stiffer the horn.

(unknown)

BLH

[K8EEI]

You can tune a piano , but you can't tune a fish .

Joe Walsh

I can't believe he didn't say amp http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Joe ?

[K8EEI]

Or was that REO Speedwagon ?

Hey , leggo my REO http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[K8EEI]

It was REO .

Sorry Joe .

22 &amp;75 http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[KC8QMU]

&quot;There is no dark side of the moon, really. Matter of fact, it's all dark.&quot;

Pink Floyd

[K9KXQ]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (K8EEI @ Aug. 02 2004,18:11)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">You can tune a piano , but you can't tune a fish .

# Joe Walsh

#I can't believe he didn't say amp #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

# Joe ?[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
EEI, that was REO Speedwagon's album title,circa 1978. Joe Walsh album &quot;The Smoker you drink the player you get&quot; #( Rocky Mountian Way) #Man I love that Joe Walsh music..

I use to live near Chicago and saw inconcert, Joe and the Eagles at the Amphitheater, Stevei Nicks at the outdoor World Theather.(Miss Nicks is absolutly the BEST)
Makes me think of that wise old saying, &quot;Thoose Were The Days&quot;-

Be nice, enjoy ham radio....kxq

[AI4EP]

rock &amp; roll aint noise pollution
rock &amp; roll aint gonna die
rock &amp; roll aint noise pollution
rock &amp; roll it will survive
Partridge Family 1972

one of the best heavy metal bands of all time

[K8EEI]

&quot; Oh , by the way , which one's pink ? &quot;

&quot; I don't know if I was really drunk at the time &quot;

Pink Floyd

[KY5U]

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. (Unknown)

[KB4CMQ]

You are as (Happy) or as (Sad) as you want to be.


(unknown)

[W0BLH]

Angry Housewives Eating Bon Bons
(Lorna Landvik)

Angry Hams Eating Bon Bons
(Unknown)

[K9KXQ]

Tricks and treachery are the practice of fools that have not enough wit to be honest. - Ben Franklin (1706-1790)

Be nice, enjoy ham radio....kxq

[KY5U]

Do good to thy friend to keep him, to thy enemy to gain him. - Ben Franklin (1706-1790)

and

Don't call the alligator, big mouth until you have crossed the river. - Belizean (on criticism)

[K9KXQ]

There is more than one way to skin a tomcat-unknown

[VA7ICT]

Don't argue with an ignorant man.
He will draw you down to his level and then beat you with experience.

[K9KXQ]

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: when you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

&quot;nemo me impune laccessit&quot;

[KB4CMQ]

Sin lies only in hurting other people unnecessarily. All other &quot;sins&quot; are invented nonsense. (Hurting yourself is not sinful-just stupid.)

(unknown)

[W0BLH]

Invest your money in Houses and Lots
Wh**e Houses and Lots of Whiskey
( In Memory of Dale Vaught)

Advice given to me when I first started a job 43 years ago by an old timer.

[K9KXQ]

And one of my favorite wise old sayings, Grin and Bear it- unknown

Semper letteris mandate

Be nice, enjoy ham radio...kxq

[N8CPA]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (k9kxq @ Aug. 06 2004,01:58)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">And one of my favorite wise old sayings, Grin and Bear it- unknown

Semper letteris mandate

Be nice, enjoy ham radio...kxq[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
Always chew your Alpha Bits? http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

I think that other one should be updated to:
&quot;Nemo Americam impune lacessit.&quot;

[K9KXQ]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (N8CPA @ Aug. 05 2004,13:15)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (k9kxq @ Aug. 06 2004,01:58)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">And one of my favorite wise old sayings, Grin and Bear it- unknown

Semper letteris mandate

Be nice, enjoy ham radio...kxq[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
Always chew your Alpha Bits? http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

I think that other one should be updated to:
&quot;Nemo Americam impune lacessit.&quot;[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
CPA, I agree (&quot;Nemo Americam impune lacessit&quot;) whole heartedly, Scotland used ( &quot;Nemo me impune lacessit.&quot;) for more than a thousand years.

Behind every argument lies someone's ignorance. - Louis D. Brandeis (1856-1941)

&quot;Propino tibi salutem&quot;

Be nice, enjoy ham radio... kxq

[W0BLH]

Anger is only one letter short of danger. (unknown)

Enjoy ham radio.

BLH

[N7AAO]

Murphy [as in Murphy's law] was an optimist.

[K9KXQ]

Those who give up liberty for the sake of security deserve neither liberty nor security.- Ben Franklin

Be nice, enjoy ham radio...kxq

[KY5U]

A hit dog always hollers. (Southern Wisdom)

[K9KXQ]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (AG4YO @ Aug. 06 2004,22:49)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">A hit dog always hollers. (Southern Wisdom)[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
Hit the nail on the head. - John Heywood (c.1497-1580)

http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Be nice, enjoy ham radio

[K8ERV]

I think the quote is something like &quot;throw a shoe into a pack of dogs and the one it hits will bark&quot;. So true.

TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo

[K8ERV]

If all the girls at Vassar were laid end to end, I would not be a bit surprised!!

TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo

[W0BLH]

Cigar smoke will ruin your health, blur your vision, restrict blood flow to your brain, and make your electronics equipment worthless for resale.

(unknown electronics equipment buyer)

BLH

[K9KXQ]

You cannot make a silk purse out of a sow's ear. - Irish Proverb

be nice, enjoy ham radio...kxq

[KY5U]

He that would govern others, first should be the master of himself. - Phillip Massinger (1583-1640)

[K9KXQ]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (kc0ebm @ July 28 2004,09:21)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">You can't fight City Hall # # (unk) http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
Put your money where your mouth is.- unknown

kxq http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[W0BLH]

My advice is, if you have a pet, especially a bird, don't smoke.&quot;
(Vet-Glen Cousquer)

&quot;Cruelty to animals is a sin &amp; against the law.&quot;
(Common Sense-Unknown)

BLH

Ham Radio is Fun!

[K9KXQ]

Whats a matter, cat got your tongue.- unknown

Be nice, enjoy ham radio...kxq http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[KY5U]

Least said, soonest mended - unknown

[kc0ebm]

&quot;Rope-a-dope&quot; (Muhammad Ali)

[W0BLH]

“You will desperately seek attention when your friends have abandoned you and the person you see in a mirror is a stranger.” (Unknown)

BLH

Ham radio is fun!

[wd0ct]

It is just a hobby. [unknown amateur]

[KY5U]

Neglect kills injuries, revenge increases them. - Ben Franklin (1706-1790)

[KB4CMQ]

He had lost the art of conversation, but not, unfortunately, the power of speech.

-George Bernard Shaw

[K9KXQ]

Every ass loves to hear himself bray. - English (on vanity and arrogance)

Be nice, enjoy the hobby....kxq

[K8EEI]

&quot; The bitterness of poor quality is remembered long after the sweetness of a low price is forgotten .&quot;

I think I saw that on a sign at a low budget paint shop . http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif

[N7AAO]

Since we're on signs now, EEI, here is one I saw many years ago when I was living in 6-land:

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire, and take appropriate measures.[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>

Funny thing, I never saw anyone light up in that store. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[KA9VQF]

I was recently in Tennessee. While I was stopped at a gas station refilling the Neon this little POC GEO Metro came burbling in to the pump across from me. The owner obviously had put more money into the fancy exhaust system and stereo than the original purchase price of the vehicle.

Anyway on the back window was a sticker that said

“Got Nitrous?”

I thought it was very amusing.

[KB4CMQ]

Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.


(unknown)

[KB1GYQ]

Quote[/b] ]in god we trust ... all others pay cash

[W0BLH]

&quot;Even though there may be snow on the roof doesn't mean that there isn't fire in the basement&quot; (Unknown Old Timer)

BLH

Enjoy Ham Radio!

[K9KXQ]

Let bygones be bygones. - Christina Georgina Rossetti (1830-1894)

Being nice ain't fun...kxq

[K9KXQ]

Glass, china and reputation are easily crack'd and never well mended. - Ben Franklin (1706-1790)

kxq.... http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif

[KB4CMQ]

Patience is a bitter plant but it has sweet fruit.

-German Proverb

[K9KXQ]

&quot;Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow.&quot; -Shakespeare


# # # # # # # # From Romeo and Juliet (II, ii, 185)

# # # # # # # # # # # # # #

kxq

[KY5U]

Spare your breath to cool your porridge. - Francis Robelias

[K8EEI]

One &quot; aww shoot &quot; cancels out ten &quot; atta boys &quot; .

#Quote from #my buddy John #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

75 &amp; 2 2 #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif

[KB3LIX]

Old Soldiers never die, they just fade away- Dwight Eisenhower

God made BIG men,
God made small men,

BUT

Samuel Colt made them EQUAL ! ! ! !

[W0BLH]

Quote[/b] (K8EEI @ Aug. 16 2004,20:03)]One &quot; aww shoot &quot; cancels out ten &quot; atta boys &quot; .
We used that term often where I worked. Seems like no one ever got very many that were not canceled out. Shout was s**t when the saying was used around the work place.

BLH

Ham radio is fun!

[K9KXQ]

He who laughs last, laughs best. - Aesop (c.620-560 BC)

kxq

[GW4RCM]

Strangers are friends you've never met

rcm

[N0KLT]

Quote[/b] (KB3LIX @ Aug. 16 2004,22:46)]Old Soldiers never die, they just fade away- Dwight Eisenhower
I believe that quote was from Gen. Douglas McCarther during his farewell address after being fired by President Truman. As I remember he addressed a joint session of Congress. I remember watching the address on TV but I was not very old at the time and it was a long time ago so I may be wrong on the details.

73

Gary NØKLT

[KY5U]

Who waiteth for dead man's shoes will go long barefoot. - John Heywood (c.1497-1580)

[KB4CMQ]

The glutton digs his grave with his teeth.

English Proverb

[K9STH]

&quot;Old soldiers never die, they just fade away&quot; predates Mac Arthur by many years. It was just his quoting the phrase that again called it to the attention of the public.

I believe that Tennyson use it and that he got if from earlier sources. Robert E. Lee is also attributed to a similar quotation.

Glen, K9STH

[N7AAO]

Quote[/b] ]If you would not be forgotten
As soon as you are dead and rotten,
Either write things worthy reading,
Or do things worth the writing.
(from Benjamin Franklin)

[K9STH]

Waaaaaaa (I want fed)
Waaaaaaa (I want my diaper changed)
Waaaaaaa (I want held)
Waaaaaaa (I don't want to go to sleep)

Maya C. Mizerek (born 1 August 2004, 4th grandchild K9STH).

Glen, K9STH
(the Devil made me do it)

[N7AAO]

Quote[/b] (K9STH @ Aug. 18 2004,08:12)]Waaaaaaa (I want fed)
Waaaaaaa (I want my diaper changed)
Waaaaaaa (I want held)
Waaaaaaa (I don't want to go to sleep)

Maya C. Mizerek (born 1 August 2004, 4th grandchild K9STH).

Glen, K9STH
(the Devil made me do it)
Sounds like an heir to Nate Newbie! (hope SY doesn't mind me borrowing his character). http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

[K9STH]

Maya's mother did learn the International Morse code, but never went on to get her license! So, she might not be a Class &quot;D&quot; Citizen's Radio Service operator.

Glen, K9STH

[W6EZ]

&quot;The older I get, the faster I was.&quot;

..some unknown racer.

[KA9VQF]

Quote[/b] (K9STH @ Aug. 18 2004,08:12)]Waaaaaaa (I want fed)
Waaaaaaa (I want my diaper changed)
Waaaaaaa (I want held)
Waaaaaaa (I don't want to go to sleep)

Maya C. Mizerek (born 1 August 2004, 4th grandchild K9STH).

Glen, K9STH
(the Devil made me do it)
Sounds like a perfect translation. Its funny how quickly you can tell the difference between the tone and duration of a simple Waaaaaaa and know which is which.

Only took me a few days with my daughter. Wish code were that simple. Of course what she was sending back then was a bit more limited than the whole alphabet.

[W0BLH]

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. (Unknown)

Or is it a hand in the bush is worth..............?

BLH

Ham Radio is fun!

[K9KXQ]

Quote[/b] (K9STH @ Aug. 17 2004,09:12)]Waaaaaaa (I want fed)
Waaaaaaa (I want my diaper changed)
Waaaaaaa (I want held)
Waaaaaaa (I don't want to go to sleep)

Maya C. Mizerek (born 1 August 2004, 4th grandchild K9STH).

Glen, K9STH
(the Devil made me do it)
Glen, congradulations on the new addition to your family. I have 4 grand kids, my youngest is 3 years of age.

you can't always get what you want, you just get what you need.- Mick Jagger (Rolling Stones)

kxq

[N7AAO]

&quot;Some days you're the windshield, some days you're the bug.
Some days you're the Louisville Slugger, some days you're the ball.&quot;
--Dire Straits

Some days you are....

and


Some days you aren't!!

[N7AAO]

&quot;To be... or... not to be. That is the question.&quot;

If ya gotta ask who said that, go back to school! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[K9KXQ]

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Confucious

kxq

[N7AAO]

Quote[/b] ]The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
Thomas Jefferson, 1743-1826

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Sum Cogito, Ergo!

Am I? Therefore, think I!

[K7JBQ]

Never trust a bleeder resistor.

[K9KXQ]

Quote[/b] (K7JBQ @ Aug. 18 2004,10:15)]Never trust a bleeder resistor.
JBQ,that is a wise saying and lesson learned by many hams.

It is said that you can't take it with you; I say there are two things you can take with you: the things you do for others and the things you do to others - (harold h. cornett, jr.)

kxq

[W0BLH]

&quot;Prick My Finger&quot; (Gyan Ray)

Gyan (NØFPD before returning to India) was from India and worked with me. He had studied English and the slang of the USA. His instructor had used the above example in teaching them that just exchanging the first and last words above completly changed the the meaning.

[K9STH]

Yes, dear, your are absolutely right&quot; (as said to one's wife), is usually the &quot;correct&quot; thing to say (whether she is right or not!).

Glen, K9STH

[K9KXQ]

He who plots to hurt others often hurts himself. - Aesop (c.620-560 BC)

kxq

[W0BLH]

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. (Will Rogers)

BLH

Ham radio is fun!

[N0KLT]

Never lick your fingers before or after a throw.

1st rule of Cow Chip Throwing Contests.

[K9KXQ]

It was a woman who drove me to drink and I never got the chance to thank her.

--- W.C. Fields

[KB4CMQ]

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

-Ogden Nash

[KB4CMQ]

Water taken in moderation cannot hurt anybody.

-Mark Twain

[W0BLH]

Never miss a good chance to shut up. (Will Rogers)

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. (Will Rogers)

BLH

Ham radio is fun!

[N7AAO]

Will Rogers also said, &quot;I don't belong to any organized party. I'm a Democrat&quot;

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[W0BLH]

I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top. (Will Rogers)

[N7AAO]

Quote[/b] ]Yes, you are right--I am a moralist in disguise; it gets me into heaps of trouble when I go thrashing around in political questions.
Mark Twain, Letter to Helene Picard, Feb. 22, 1902

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[KY5U]

The higher the monkey climbs, the more he shows his tail. - John Wycliffe (c.1320-1384)

[W0BLH]

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. (Will Rogers)

BLH

Ham radio is fun!

[K9KXQ]

Sing away sorrow, cast away care. - Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616)

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[K8ERV]

Not sure, but think it was Will who said &quot; no man's wallet is secrure when the legislature is in session&quot;. Can anyone verify this?

TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo

[N7AAO]

Quote[/b] (K8ERV @ Aug. 24 2004,05:55)]Not sure, but think it was Will who said &quot; no man's wallet is secrure when the legislature is in session&quot;. Can anyone verify this?

TOM K8ERV #Montrose Colo
According to this site (http://members.rogers.com/nrusson/quotes/g.html), the quote is from Mark Twain, and goes like this:Quote[/b] ]The Legislature is in session: no man's wallet is safe.

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[KY5U]

You can't sew buttons on your neighbor's mouth. - Russian