Kerry-ism's

[wa6ccw]

Enjoy:

"I actually did vote for the $87 billion before I voted against it."
- John Kerry

I will stand up and struggle, as others have, to try to get that right balance between violence, and sex, and things.
- John Kerry

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country." #
- John Kerry

"This president always makes decisions late after things have happened that could have been different had the president made a different decision earlier."
- John Kerry

I don't own an SUV,'' said Kerry, who supports increasing existing fuel economy standards to 36 miles per gallon by 2015 in order to reduce the nation's dependence on foreign oil supplies.

Kerry thought for a second when asked whether his wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry, had a Suburban at their Ketchum, Idaho, home. Kerry said he owns and drives a Dodge 600 and recently bought a Chrysler 300M. He said his wife owns the Chevrolet SUV.

"The family has it. I don't have it,'' he said.
- John Kerry

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- John Kerry #

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
- John Kerry

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
- John Kerry

"The future will be better tomorrow."
- John Kerry #

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
- John #Kerry

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
- John #Kerry

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
- John Kerry #

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
- John Kerry

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- John Kerry

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
- John Kerry

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- John Kerry

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- John Kerry

http://www.countryhumor.com/humor/kerryisms.htm

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[N7AAO]

Bravo! Bravo!

Encore! Encore!

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[W8EFA]

Almost all of these don't have a source. I don't believe he ever said them unless you list a source. Anyway they arenot as stupid as the Bushisms

[N7AAO]

Quote[/b] (W8EFA @ Oct. 11 2004,18:09)]Anyway they arenot as stupid as the Bushisms
Hmmm... very mature comment there, William.

[W8EFA]

Quote[/b] ]"I actually did vote for the $87 billion before I voted against it."
- John Kerry
And then he went on to explain there were two bills. #Not a stupid statement at all!
Quote[/b] ]"This president always makes decisions late after things have happened that could have been different had the president made a different decision earlier."
- John Kerry
Makes sense to me - want to tell me what is wrong with this sentence?Quote[/b] ]
[quote] don't own an SUV,'' said Kerry, who supports increasing existing fuel economy standards to 36 miles per gallon by 2015 in order to reduce the nation's dependence on foreign oil supplies.

Kerry thought for a second when asked whether his wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry, had a Suburban at their Ketchum, Idaho, home. Kerry said he owns and drives a Dodge 600 and recently bought a Chrysler 300M. He said his wife owns the Chevrolet SUV.

"The family has it. I don't have it,'' he said.
- John Kerry
He was asked if He had andn SUV which he doesn't. #You are really reaching here.
Quote[/b] ]"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
- John Kerry
Looks ok to me


Well enough........ these just don't compare to Bush hacking the English language. #I don't hear Leno and Letterman lampooning Kerry every night like they do Bush.

[W8EFA]

Quote[/b] (N7AAO @ Oct. 11 2004,18:10)]Quote[/b] (W8EFA @ Oct. 11 2004,18:09)]Anyway they arenot as stupid as the Bushisms
Hmmm... very mature comment there, William.
No comments from the peanut gallery shrimp.

[KB5WX]

At least when President Bush hacks the English language , you still know what he means and where he stands . Kerry , flips and flops so much , that he doesn't know himself , from one minute to the next , where he stands or what he means . Kerry probably did more damage to our young men held in North Vietnam , as POW's than even Hanoi Jane did . And you want me , a Veteran of the Marine Corps , to vote for him ? You cannot be serious . http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif

[ai4ep]

LENO & LETTRMAN are for KERRY, is that not obvious ?

Plus they need new jokes, and the BUSH jokes are 4 years old.

[KG4YUV]

At the town hall style debate:

"Senator Kerry, what will your canoe-shaped head do for the economy?"

[N7AAO]

Quote[/b] (W8EFA @ Oct. 11 2004,18:21)]Quote[/b] (N7AAO @ Oct. 11 2004,18:10)]Quote[/b] (W8EFA @ Oct. 11 2004,18:09)]Anyway they arenot as stupid as the Bushisms
Hmmm... very mature comment there, William.
No comments from the peanut gallery shrimp.
Ahh, yes, more from the "tolerant" liberal on the board.

[kn6z]

Quote[/b] (wa6ccw @ Oct. 11 2004,17:43)]Enjoy:

"I actually did vote for the $87 billion before I voted against it."
- John Kerry
That list has circulated for a while, and has been attributed to both Bush and Kerry. According to this site

http://www.snopes.com/quotes/candidate.asp

the quotes are a mix of Quayle's and humorist-invented Quayle-isms.

[ai4ep]

It might be interesting if some of you were president, at least the rest of the nation & the world would get a good laugh every day.