View Full Version : Bumper Stickers - bad idea
Why do people affix bumper stickers proclaiming their political, social, or religious beliefs? I think it's a very bad idea. Fact is, no matter WHAT you believe, there are those out there who will disagree with you. Your views might even piss someone off. So why tempt fate?
I confess that I - a VERY civilized and rational person - feel a touch of contempt when I see some idiot driver with a Kerry bumper sticker. I wouldn't run 'em off the road necessarily, but I miiiiiiiiight not let 'em merge in front of me. har....
I'm sure there are those who see bumper stickers they disagree with and feel the need to REALLY mess with the driver of the vehicle bearing the offensive message.
I don't use bumper stickers. For one thing, I don't want the sticky mess. For another, why invite trouble? There are enough loonies on the road without getting them stirred up.
By the way, have you ever noticed that cars with a LOT of bumper stickers -- all over the bumper, trunk, back window, etc -- tend to be driven by VERY bad drivers?? Some go 15 mph under the posted.... some aimlessly drift from lane to lane... some brake without warning and for no reason. If you have read my writings on the Leading Indicators of Bad Drivers, you'd know that "many bumper stickers" ranks up there with the hat-wearing driver, the little old lady who can't see over the steering wheel, and the handicapper license plate.
So now that you know the potential downside of displaying a controversy-provoking bumper sticker, WHY display one in the first place? Are you trying to CONVERT someone? Do you hope someone will look at your sticker and say, "Duuuuhhhhh who should I vote for? Who's RUNNING?? Oh! Oh! Oh! KERRY/EDWARDS!! They have a BUMPER STICKER!! I'm voting for THEM!"
Or, "'Abortion is MURDER??' Well I guess it IS!!! I'm gonna HAVE this Mutant Crack Baby!"
Likewise, people who have twenty political signs on their front yard. WHY?? We freakin' KNOW who's running. We know you want "your" candidate to win, but are you really going to drum up more votes for him because some retard saw your sign? When's the last time even ONE person voted a certain way because they saw a sign on your yard or a bumper sticker on your car? Why invite the hostility of those who (perhaps vehemently) disagree?
Just a thought. Every now and then, I have one.
Out.
k4ybx
10-12-2004, 12:46 AM
Open top Jeep , hot sun--I wear a hat when I drive. Whats the problem? http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif
KC9ECI
10-12-2004, 12:47 AM
My wife has a small oval shaped sticker on her car that says "GB" #I think it stands for Great Butt. #
As sick as this sounds, I agree. #Bumper stickers are a waste of time and a sticky mess. #Even more annoying are the cars driven by teenage drivers with all those window stickers all over the rear window and the big old "ALPINE" invitation to steal a stereo system pasted to the front window.
I admit, I have one sticker on the rear window of my truck. #It's a fire dept thing so I don't get towed at the scene of a fire if I happen to drive my POV. #
Bumper stickers should be outlawed.
KA9VQF
10-12-2004, 12:52 AM
I have only ever had one car that had a bumper sticker on it. the sticker said:
A$$, Grass, or Gas, nobody rides for free!
You may not believe it, but my mom put it on the car.
Hope I fixed it before anyone noticed!
KC7UP
10-12-2004, 12:57 AM
Only bumper sticker I ever had was in 1958 (i was single then) that said --Don't follow me I'm lost. I did quit a bit of traveling then.
Curt
K6UEY
10-12-2004, 01:10 AM
I would normally agree,I have no stickers on my bumper,and only an American Flag in the corner of the rear window. This election has changed my opinion of a lot of things and people,the one bumper sticker I might be tempted to put on is a Kerry sticker,it merely says,
# # # RUN KERRY RUN!!
It is to be placed on the front bumper ONLY!!
W8EFA
10-12-2004, 01:27 AM
I agree. Nobody on my street yet has put up a political sign. Why create animosity with your neighbors?
Nobody cares how you are going to vote anyway and I just don't see how it will really influence anyone.
WA5KRP
10-12-2004, 01:27 AM
A few years back my worthless neighbor to the west conspired with my second born son (the little toot was 12 at the time) to place the following bumper sticker on my wife's Suburban:
http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/imgs/b5765.gif
.....on MOTHER'S DAY.
"Woopee? You want woopee? You ain't gettin' no stinkin' woopee you big fat SLOB."
Well now, I don't get mad. I get even. A couple month's later while house sitting his pets, I gave his pool table a 2° adjustment to port.
I love subtle.
WA5KRP
Texas
K4JSR
10-12-2004, 01:29 AM
Steve, there just ain't no way in heck that I'll give up my
giant bumper sticker that has a picture of John Kerry on it
and the words, "FLIP-FLOP FLIP-FLOP FLIP-FLOP!
Besides, liberals piss me off!
Besides, you need to pay your old friend IP a visit at
http://www.eham.net/articles/9302
You and Chuck and all of you other sMarty fans need to
go pay a visit. You all were saying how much you missed him. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif
73, and HAW! (I owe you for another one!) Cal K4JSR
N0KLT
10-12-2004, 01:37 AM
One of the more ironic window stickers I ever saw was a sign in the rear window of some sort of car driven by an older couple. The sign said "A car is not a phone booth. Hang up and drive". This was placed in the rear window not 12" from an thru-glass cell phone antenna. I looked at that about 6 times before I could believe what I was seeing. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif
Gary NØKLT
KA7RRA
10-12-2004, 01:46 AM
I have a George Bush bumper sticker on my car and 4 yard signs in my yard. Iam proud of theses signs an dis my god given RIGHT as a American you chicken???
KA4DPO
10-12-2004, 01:46 AM
My favorite bumper sticker:
My Kid Beet Up Ur Ahner Studint.
Kinda puts the whole bumper sticker thing in perspective.
KG4YUV
10-12-2004, 01:57 AM
Not to get too far off topic, but---
4 years ago during the 2000 election, I was in a steakhouse in Charleston, SC with my family. I went to the bathroom and while I was looking at the wall above the urinal, I read the following:
"You just pissed out your beer, don't piss out your country -- Vote Bush"
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ai4ep
10-12-2004, 01:58 AM
FYI all " thru - the - glass " antennas are NOT cellular telephone antennas.
Look and you can see that those type antennas are made for several radio bands
CB
2 meter AMATEUR
440 AMATEUR
combo 2 meter / 440 AMATEUR
and possibly even " business band " of what ever frequencies.
KF0RT
10-12-2004, 02:29 AM
Quote[/b] (kd4ybx @ Oct. 11 2004,18:46)]Open top Jeep , hot sun--I wear a hat when I drive. Whats the problem? #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif
Everytime I see a sticker that says "It's a Jeep thing... you wouldn't understand" I throw a few more rounds in the Magnum, because I know an idiot is just ahead and putting him out of his misery might become a duty.
What ARE you Jeep guys trying to say?
Oh, it's a Jeep thing and I understand perfectly, dahlink.
lol, over and out.
Just saw a combination that made no sense: A Kerry/Edwards sticker next to a "Support Our Troops" sticker. On a Wyoming truck no less!
W5HTW
10-12-2004, 02:52 AM
During the Clinton days I created several bumper stickers, one each for myself and a few more for close friends. Like:
Hillary. She played the stocks, we got the bull.
Bill: Hell no, I won't go. I'll send your son.
And several more. I would display one on my car for a week or two, then throw it away and put on another one. But only one at a time.
These days the only bumper sticker I own is one that promotes my favorite Mom and Pop cafe, and it is on the tailgate of my truck.
But the height of idiocy came when I saw one that said:
I support clean air
And the little old lady driving was puffing vigorously on a cigarette.
Ed
KB1GYQ
10-12-2004, 03:12 AM
"support wildlife - throw a party"
"question authority"
"tired, hunger, out of work ... eat an enviromentalist"
ai4ep
10-12-2004, 03:41 AM
" if you can read this you are tailgating "
" I might be slow, but I am ahead of you "
" dont follow me, I am lost "
" the bank owns this vehicle, I just get to drive it "
Back years ago in the California governor's race when Regan was running against Pat Brown, the democrats put out a sticker that was everywhere. "Who wants an actor for Governor".
The Republicians followed with "Why not an actor? We have had a clown for the past 4 years".
Best exchange I have ever seen.
kd5dhr
10-12-2004, 04:33 AM
Reagan was a Democrat when he ran for governor., not Republican.
K6UEY
10-12-2004, 05:33 AM
Ronald Wilson Reagan was a Republican when he ran for Governor of the State of California. He ran against the seated Democratic Governor Edmund G. Brown Sr.he won the election by over a million votes over the veteran politician Brown. #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif
AB8TM
10-12-2004, 06:07 AM
I saw one recently:
"John Kerry and John Edwards"
"2 Johns full of crap"
But I agree, political bumper stickers are generally a bummer.
I like ones like:
"Don't like my driving? Don't look at me!"
"Nobody out here can drive but me"
Then there are the ones with references to drugs which always kinds of shocks me. Wonder what they think when a cop pulls behind them?http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
k4ybx
10-12-2004, 11:15 AM
Quote[/b] (KF0RT @ Oct. 11 2004,19:29)]Quote[/b] (kd4ybx @ Oct. 11 2004,18:46)]Open top Jeep , hot sun--I wear a hat when I drive. Whats the problem? http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif
Everytime I see a sticker that says "It's a Jeep thing... you wouldn't understand" I throw a few more rounds in the Magnum, because I know an idiot is just ahead and putting him out of his misery might become a duty.
What ARE you Jeep guys trying to say?
Oh, it's a Jeep thing and I understand perfectly, dahlink.
lol, over and out.
SO is that a threat ? You going to shoot me because I drive a Jeep? And how do you throw a few more rounds in your big bad magnum ? Being a retired LEO --these statements intrest me greatly.
K6UEY
10-12-2004, 12:20 PM
What is a retired LEO? Is that a LOW EARTH ORBIT satellite that has been grounded? http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif
Post Edit:
If you are a retired Law Enforcement officer and you retired under honorable conditions don't try to hide it,that is an honorable profession,at least for most.
I always thought the "It's a JEEP thing" was a warning not to get too close in case it rolled over. #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
KF0RT
10-12-2004, 12:29 PM
Quote[/b] (kd4ybx @ Oct. 12 2004,05:15)]Quote[/b] (KF0RT @ Oct. 11 2004,19:29)]Quote[/b] (kd4ybx @ Oct. 11 2004,18:46)]Open top Jeep , hot sun--I wear a hat when I drive. Whats the problem? #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif
Everytime I see a sticker that says "It's a Jeep thing... you wouldn't understand" I throw a few more rounds in the Magnum, because I know an idiot is just ahead and putting him out of his misery might become a duty.
What ARE you Jeep guys trying to say? #
Oh, it's a Jeep thing and I understand perfectly, dahlink. #
lol, over and out.
SO is that a threat ? You going to shoot me because I drive a Jeep? And how do you throw a few more rounds in your big bad magnum ? Being a retired LEO --these statements intrest me greatly.
Nah, it's just an irritant. I never did understand the whole "car pride" thing. You didn't design it, you didn't build it, what's there to be proud of? The payments you make to the bank?
"Don't like my driving? Stay off the sidewalk."
73, Rob (KFØRT)
KF0RT
10-12-2004, 12:31 PM
Quote[/b] (K6UEY @ Oct. 12 2004,06:20)]I always thought the "It's a JEEP thing" was a warning not to get too close in case it rolled over. #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
LOL. There's the other one, too. "If you can read this, flip me over." Plastered on the bumper upside-down.
73, Rob (KFØRT)
W8EFA
10-12-2004, 12:33 PM
I like the Jeep sticker I saw the other day. It was updide down on the front window and said
If you can read this, turn me over
W8EFA
10-12-2004, 12:35 PM
Quote[/b] (w0dz @ Oct. 11 2004,19:43)]Just saw a combination that made no sense: A Kerry/Edwards sticker next to a "Support Our Troops" sticker. On a Wyoming truck no less!
I can understand that not making sense to you from your posts - not surprising.
I saw one not long ago on the back of a small pick up. It said "Show us your rack". As I followed, there was a young lady riding it the back. Needless to say, she pulled open here shirt and proceeded to show me her rack!
I almost lost control of the car! They immediately got off that that exit. Probably a staged thing of some sort.
She did however, have a very large rack!
I kept looking around for a camera to be taping it, but didn't see anyone following other then myself. Unfortunately, I continued on. It wasn't my exit.
kb3cvo
10-12-2004, 03:25 PM
"If you don't like the way I drive you should see me putt!"
K9STH
10-12-2004, 03:33 PM
"Don't Mess With Texas" is a popular bumper sticker down in this "neck of the woods". Although that was intended by the State of Texas as an anti-littering campaign it has gained a lot more in its meaning.
A while back some of the new residents who happened to come from a certain eastern state had bumper stickers that said "I (heart) NY". Locals countered with bumper stickers that said "Texans don't give a damn how they do it in NY". Then came the "(heart) NY? Take I-30 east". The "I (heart) NY" bumper stickers soon disappeared!
Glen, K9STH
Quote[/b] (W8EFA @ Oct. 12 2004,05:35)]Quote[/b] (w0dz @ Oct. 11 2004,19:43)]Just saw a combination that made no sense: A Kerry/Edwards sticker next to a "Support Our Troops" sticker. On a Wyoming truck no less!
I can understand that not making sense to you from your posts - not surprising.
OK, I guess I will have to explain to your liberally-diseased mind the non-sequitur in that combination.
First, the truck is from Wyoming, where there's a very good possibility that there's a gun rack inside. Gun owners tend to be Republicans because they believe in the 2nd Amendment. It's a very conservative state.
Second, Kerry is not the one who is best qualified to support our troops. Everything he says and does shows his disdain for the military. Military families will likely vote against Kerry by about 90-10%.
N8CPA
10-12-2004, 03:35 PM
Since I started using my handicapped parking sticker, I have considered having a special bumperstiker made up. #It would have the wheelchair symbol and the words: "Park that way; don't drive that way!"
And I agree. #Around here, at least, Kerry/Edwards bumperstickers are never the only ones on the cars that have them. #And the drivers' techniques...ARGGGGGGG!
KB1KIX
10-12-2004, 03:52 PM
I, often put little signs of the sort in my window. No stickers though, them things are a pain to get off the car.
Now that you mention it, maybe I do it just to watch others squirm!!! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif
I actually don't care about the stickers - this is America, no? Don't people have a right to agree to disagree?
Voltaire said someting like "I may not approve of what you say, but I will fight to the death so you have the right to say it" - I wholeheartedly believe this.
Currently in my window, using both campaign logos:
Kerry or Bush - do we really have a choice?
Ohhh.... and the Darwin Fish!!!
Jonathan
N0KLT
10-12-2004, 04:16 PM
Quote[/b] (ai4ep @ Oct. 11 2004,19:58)]FYI all " thru - the - glass " antennas are NOT cellular telephone antennas.
Look and you can see that those type antennas are made for several radio bands
CB
2 meter AMATEUR
440 AMATEUR
combo 2 meter / 440 AMATEUR
and possibly even " business band " of what ever frequencies.
FYI. This was a standard cell phone thru the glass antenna. I know what the other types look like as far as size and shape. In fact I use several of them or have used them in the past. All except the CB antenna and this was certainly way too short for an 11M antenna.
N0KLT
10-12-2004, 04:25 PM
One great bumpersticker I saw was not on a bumper but hung over a National Guard Major's desk. He was in charge of weapons training and marksmenship for the Guard here. The bumpersticker read "Happiness is a beltfed weapon". I guess knowing him made it even funnier.
Gary NØKLT
I don't get this either. Like, are you really going to change someone's mind while they are stuck behind you at a red light? "I WAS on the fence about this election, but that snazzy Bush sticker really made me re-think"!! C'mon! They are just there to piss off the opposition. And they set you up to be rear-ended, shot, egged, robbed, and otherwise tarred 'n feathered!
KC5SAS
10-12-2004, 05:34 PM
I used to have #a couple,- " Support the Militia " and "Atheists do it without Guilt " . I took them off years ago.
Now I have 2 decals on the back window, " Fire Department " and " Emergency Medical Tech ". There's also a REACT decal on the upper corner of the front windshield.
WA9UAA
10-12-2004, 05:35 PM
Hi All,
My favorite, "Of all the things I 've lost, I miss my mind the most"
73,
Rob WA9UAA
KA7RRA
10-12-2004, 06:27 PM
Iam voting for Bush I allready have a waffle Iron
KA7RRA
K7JBQ
10-12-2004, 08:41 PM
The only bumper sticker I ever saw that made sense was one that was quite popular in South Florida a few years back when tourists were being shot right and left:
"Don't Shoot - I live here."
73,
Bill
n7wsb
10-13-2004, 05:19 AM
Quote[/b] (KC9ECI @ Oct. 11 2004,17:47)]As sick as this sounds, I agree. #Bumper stickers are a waste of time and a sticky mess. #Even more annoying are the cars driven by teenage drivers with all those window stickers all over the rear window and the big old "ALPINE" invitation to steal a stereo system pasted to the front window.
Thats why you go out and get a sticker for your back glass that says "Realistic" and then have stickers at the bottom of your door glass "Security by Radio Shack"
KG4ZPN
10-14-2004, 08:10 PM
Why bumper stickers, indeed?
Ludicrous bumper sticker's, badging and Vanity License Plates:
"Bumpass, VA Fraternal Order of Police Supporter"
Does anyone really believe that being a police supporter is going to get you out of that speeding ticket?
"1 Bad <car model here>"
I already know it's a Mustang GT, you maroon.
"How's my driving? Dial 1-800-EAT-S***"
OK, how 'bout my I simply run over your metro with my Hummer?
"My son is an honor student at Joe Bob Middle School"
When I was being raised, it was the exception NOT to be on the A-B honor roll. Otherwise, one's buttocks became sore when the report cards came out.
"Powered by Acura"
Errrr, Acura doesn't build motors, HONDA does...
"78 Mnte Crlo"
Oh, yeah, that's one hot performing beast with the much too fast 305cid 2bbl carb motor.
"Fear This"
Ever notice how body size / muscalature is inversely proportional to the size of the pickup truck in question? You'll rarely see a really big man get out of one of those F350's lifted 2 feet. Only little bitty dudes get out of those things. It's the huge fellow in the VW bug you must watch out for...and he doesn't need to announce "Fear This" before he whoops your hiney after you try to run him over in your big-old pickup.
"Turbo"
Right!
"-S", "-R", "-RSX"
Right!
"Animal Friendly"
Are you, now?
ai4ep
10-14-2004, 09:49 PM
what ever happened to those " rear deck billboards " that you programmed in the message you wanted, and it SCROLLED across the screen ( sized about 3 inches high and 2 or 3 feet long ) in little red lights ?
RADIO SHACK sold them a few years ago for around $150.00 or so but I only saw one in use, and he went by so fast I did not get to read the message, plus the angle was wrong ( he was in passing lane and I was in slower lane to the right ) to see it clearly.
Does any one still make or sell those kind of gadgets ?
K7JBQ
10-14-2004, 10:25 PM
It went into the Smithsonian's Wretched Inventions wing, along with the Baby On Board sign.
73,
Bill
"Driver carries no change, he's married"
W5HTW
10-15-2004, 01:03 AM
Quote[/b] (KF0RT @ Oct. 12 2004,05:31)]Quote[/b] (K6UEY @ Oct. 12 2004,06:20)]I always thought the "It's a JEEP thing" was a warning not to get too close in case it rolled over. :p
LOL. There's the other one, too. "If you can read this, flip me over." Plastered on the bumper upside-down.
73, Rob (KFØRT)
That reminds me of a girl I knew vaguely one time. She wore a t-shirt that read:
In case of rape, this side up.
Ed
W5HTW
10-15-2004, 01:09 AM
Quote[/b] (K9STH @ Oct. 12 2004,08:33)]"Don't Mess With Texas" is a popular bumper sticker down in this "neck of the woods". Although that was intended by the State of Texas as an anti-littering campaign it has gained a lot more in its meaning.
A while back some of the new residents who happened to come from a certain eastern state had bumper stickers that said "I (heart) NY". Locals countered with bumper stickers that said "Texans don't give a damn how they do it in NY". Then came the "(heart) NY? Take I-30 east". The "I (heart) NY" bumper stickers soon disappeared!
Glen, K9STH
But, Glen, there used to be an expression in New Mexico --
Happiness is a Texan headed east with an Okie under each arm
Kinda like your "take I-30 east." Here we call Rio Rancho (NM) "New York West." Problem is when they come here they bring NY with them -- big green lawns, water-gobbling trees, pools, and all those other anti-desert water things.
Ed
KF0RT
10-15-2004, 01:10 AM
Quote[/b] (W5HTW @ Oct. 14 2004,19:03)]Quote[/b] (KF0RT @ Oct. 12 2004,05:31)]Quote[/b] (K6UEY @ Oct. 12 2004,06:20)]I always thought the "It's a JEEP thing" was a warning not to get too close in case it rolled over. #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
LOL. #There's the other one, too. #"If you can read this, flip me over." #Plastered on the bumper upside-down.
73, Rob (KFØRT)
That reminds me of a girl I knew vaguely one time. She wore a t-shirt that read:
In case of rape, this side up.
Ed
Printed upside down on the back of a girl's t-shirt...
"Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing."
73, Rob (KFØRT)
N8CPA
10-15-2004, 10:19 AM
I used to have of those window signs that said: "Ex-wife in trunk"
N0KLT
10-15-2004, 03:12 PM
Quote[/b] (N8CPA @ Oct. 15 2004,04:19)]I used to have of those window signs that said: "Ex-wife in trunk"
In the right (wrong?) parts of this country, that would get you pulled over and search warrents gotten to search your car and everything you own. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif
Gary NØKLT
W5HTW
10-15-2004, 03:25 PM
Quote[/b] (KF0RT @ Oct. 14 2004,18:10)]Quote[/b] (W5HTW @ Oct. 14 2004,19:03)]Quote[/b] (KF0RT @ Oct. 12 2004,05:31)]Quote[/b] (K6UEY @ Oct. 12 2004,06:20)]I always thought the "It's a JEEP thing" was a warning not to get too close in case it rolled over. :p
LOL. There's the other one, too. "If you can read this, flip me over." Plastered on the bumper upside-down.
73, Rob (KFØRT)
That reminds me of a girl I knew vaguely one time. She wore a t-shirt that read:
In case of rape, this side up.
Ed
Printed upside down on the back of a girl's t-shirt...
"Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing."
73, Rob (KFØRT)
During that same era of the t-shirt girl, 'cute' baseball caps were the rage. My wife would not let me buy one that read:
Mustache rides, 50 cents"
I did have one that read "San Juan County SWAT Team" Our department did not have a SWAT team - heck we only had three officers and four reserves. But someone thought it would be a phrase that would scare the teens into obeying the law, so we all (off duty!) wore those caps. The teens were supposed to think we had a secret SWAT team ready to raid them if they did drugs or booze.
It got funny - we had a visiting officer from another county and he saw someone (possibly me) wearing one of those hats. He asked the sheriff how we could afford a SWAT team up there in the hills. He wasn't immediately told the truth, and reported back to his own department that we had such a team, in a town/county where all a SWAT team had to do was swap lies or swat flies, as our worst crime was an occasional domestic dispute. Word got around the other department, and our sheriff had to break the news to them - no SWAT team. I'm not sure if we were the reason for the joke or the brunt of the joke. We were ordered by the sheriff, though, not to wear the hats anymore. I still have mine.
Ed
Favorite Ham Radio bumper stickers:
10. I used up all my sick days so I called in dead!
9. If closed minds came with closed mouths, there would be no Amateur Radio.
8. Honk if parts fall off.... of me.
7. If you can read this, you're too young to be an Amateur.
6. My other car is a Studebaker
5. Honk if you're blind.
4. I (Heart) all RACES.
3. My Colon is in the Trunk.
2. Vote Eisenhower/Nixon!
1. See Rock City! (Ask to see my Kidney Stones)