View Full Version : An quiz for YE.
I. Part the first - Fill in the blank. Say what belongs in the blank space provided.
# 1) Shave and a haircut, ---------
2) I say BRICK, you say -----------
# 3) I say "tomato," you say --------
II. Part the second - Yes/No questions. Answer "Yes," or "No."
# 1) Given that you put your left foot in, you take your left out, you put your left foot in, and you shake it all about, you do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around, is that what it's all about?
# 2) Teen Angel, can you see me? Teen Angel, can you hear me? Are you somewhere up above, and am I still your own true love?
# 3) Is the channel clear?
III. Part the third. Thought questions. Think. Respond.
# 1) Who put the bawm in the bawm pa bawm pa bawm?
# 2) Why do birds sing so gay?
# 3) What kind of fool am I?
PENCILS DOWN! PASS YOUR PAPERS TO THE FRONT!
k6pme
08-18-2004, 06:41 PM
Part 1
1.) 2 bits
2.) Brack
3.) tomatoe
Part 2
1.)"Yes," or "No."
2.)"Yes," or "No."
3.)"Yes," or "No."
Part 3
1.) The drummer
2.) They are alternative lifestyle birds.
3.) I don't know, what kind of a fool are you?
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Did I pass?
Ya think I'm gonna say, "TWO BIIIIITS! ! ! " ya gotta nuther think comin ! Remember whut kinda truble it got Roger Rabbit inta ? ? ?
I say , "wall" What else could it possibly be, "sidewalk" ?
I say, " lettuce and beacon, MMMM MMMM ! "
That's what "what" is all about ? HUH ? Do you want a definition of "IS" too ?
Oh, Jeeze, I sure HOPE NOT !
Nope, never! But go ahead and transmit anyway!
Yes, who was that bass singer in "Sha Na Na" ( the group, not the song! ) ? ? ?
Can't beat the "alternate lifestyle" answer! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif (that was great! )
A pretty darn big one, ( but we all knew that anyway! )
What grade of license do I get if I pass? ? ? I've already had my Amateur Extra for 20+ years, my General RadioTelephone ( which is grandfathered from my 1st RadioTelephone of about 30 years ago ) , my drivers license, my marriage license, etc. etc. heck, I can't think of anything I really want ! ( cept that new Icom ! )
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73 from Jim AG3Y
Part 1
1) six bits
2) brack
3) tow mott tow
Part 2
1) no
2) no you never were, I was just trying to get you in the back seat
3) only if you hang big carriers first
Part 3
1) Irving the milk man
2) They are members of the avain chorus in San Francisco
3) It all depends if you are a democrat or republican
ai4ep
08-18-2004, 08:15 PM
...I aint gonna talk no mo duck pluckin exams !!
Dag nab it how many times I gotta tell ya...huh ?
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alpha india four echo papa
w4rot
08-18-2004, 08:24 PM
1.1 # 12 bucks
1.2 # House
1.3 # no thanks
2.1 # Yes
2.2 # No
2.3 # No
3.1 # A little south of west
3.2 # Cloacha envy
3.3 # Full time
I was not using a #2 pencil....My bird ate it.
Later,
w4rot
Quote[/b] (w3sy @ Aug. 18 2004,06:08)]I. Part the first - Fill in the blank. Say what belongs in the blank space provided.
(MY response added in quotation marks)
1) Shave and a haircut, "15 bux at my neighborhood barber"
# 2) I say BRICK, you say "the camel" (you gotta know the joke)
# 3) I say "tomato," you say "Don't forget the 'e' at the end!"
II. Part the second - Yes/No questions. Answer "Yes," or "No."
# 1) Given that you put your left foot in, you take your left out, you put your left foot in, and you shake it all about, you do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around, is that what it's all about?
"maybe Yes, maybe NO"
# 2) Teen Angel, can you see me? Teen Angel, can you hear me? Are you somewhere up above, and am I still your own true love?
"Yes, if you are named Jackson, otherwise, NO!"
# 3) Is the channel clear?
"'Negatory...errr umm I mean NO!"
III. Part the third. Thought questions. Think. Respond.
# 1) Who put the bawm in the bawm pa bawm pa bawm?
"Ahm frum tha South and a bawm goes bahoom"
# 2) Why do birds sing so gay?
"because they are from VT where it's legal"
# 3) What kind of fool am I?
"What was the question?"
K3FT
Answers in the original message
Haw!
By the way, Kudos to W4ROT for knowing "I say BRICK, you say HOUSE." I have not played (in the band) for a wedding where that tune was NOT called.
Hey, Steve, "Wall" was a pretty close answer, wasn't it http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif huh huh ? Com'on, be a sport and give me at least Partial Credit. . .OK ?
73 from Jim
Then the lyrics of the song would be, "She's a BRICK.... WALL!"
Doesn't have the same ring.
w4rot
08-19-2004, 08:07 PM
Come on Jim...ya always got me beat on these radio concepts bud...least let me have my 15 minutes of fame in the disco arena....
Boogie Children.
Later,
w4rot
OOOOOOh - - - - all right ! But I don't gotta like it !
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73 , Jim
KA9VQF
08-19-2004, 08:12 PM
I. Part the first - Fill in the blank. Say what belongs in the blank space provided.
1) Shave and a haircut, ---------What hair
2) I say BRICK, you say --------pavement
3) I say "tomato," you say ------salad again?
II. Part the second - Yes/No questions. Answer "Yes," or "No."
1) Given that you put your left foot in, you take your left out, you put your left foot in, and you shake it all about, you do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around, is that what it's all about?
Naturally learned it in kindergarten and Mrs. Hotinstine was never wrong.
2) Teen Angel, can you see me? Teen Angel, can you hear me? Are you somewhere up above, and am I still your own true love?
Never liked 50’s music so when I try to read that my selective deafness or in this case selective blindness kicks in and so I can’t answer.
3) Is the channel clear?
Tan fer gud buddy yor tree top tall,… bring it on!
III. Part the third. Thought questions. Think. Respond.
1) Who put the bawm in the bawm pa bawm pa bawm?
Being a Yankee it has to be the bam a wham in the bamawamabingbam.
2) Why do birds sing so gay?
I remember when that word didn’t have the connotations it now has. I like birds especially deep fried.
3) What kind of fool am I?
Just ask your wife, I’m sure she can give you that information in great detail. I know my wife could write books on the subject relating to me.
I'm VERY surprised that nobody completed "shave and a haircut" with "BAY RUM."
Tsk!
w5alt
08-20-2004, 01:57 AM
Quote[/b] (w3sy @ Aug. 19 2004,21:48)]I'm VERY surprised that nobody completed "shave and a haircut" with "BAY RUM."
Never drink that brand ...
KB1GYQ
08-20-2004, 02:01 AM
Barcardi 180 anyone?
KC9CFB
08-20-2004, 02:13 AM
Quote[/b] (w3sy @ Aug. 18 2004,05:08)]
1. Two bits (thanks Mom for teaching me that one)
2. HOUSE! (we stretched to that song in marching band)
3. Toh Ma toh (Let's call the whole thing off!)
1. Yes!
2. Huh?
3. Is our children learning?
1. This sounds terribly familiar, but I can't put my finger on it.
2. The only thing that comes to mind here is, "Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?"
3. You never fell in love.
dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm.......get a job!
An alternative view.....
1) Shave and a haircut, --------- Small Change
2) I say BRICK, you say ----------- House, Amplifier, Brack
3) I say "tomato," you say --------, I'm allergic
II. Part the second - Yes/No questions. Answer "Yes," or "No."
1) Given that you put your left foot in, you take your left out, you put your left foot in, and you shake it all about, you do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around, is that what it's all about?
No, Its about bad music
2) Teen Angel, can you see me? Teen Angel, can you hear me? Are you somewhere up above, and am I still your own true love?
Yes I can still hear it, and now that you have put it in type to read it,
The think the lyrics will repeat in my brain all day. the song was bad then, still bad today
3) Is the channel clear?
No, "I just have to look good, I don't have to be clear"
III. Part the third. Thought questions. Think. Respond.
1) Who put the bawm in the bawm pa bawm pa bawm?
The convential wisdom goes with "Lamma Lamma Ding Dong, but the alternative view goes with the demented Tin Pan Alley song writer who concocted the lyrics in the first place.
2) Why do birds sing so gay?....... And how did they get that way?
3) What kind of fool am I?.....The kind who responds to this http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
73
George
K3UD
"It's 10 o'clock do you............?