PROOF! Girls are EVIL!!!

[k7dlx]

We all know that girls require Time and Money:
Girls = Time X Money

We also know that Time is Money
Time = Money

Therefore
Girls = Money X Money or (Money)**2 (That's money squared.)

And because Money is the root of Evil
Money = (Evil)**1/2

Therefore
Girls = ((Evil)**1/2)**2

Thus we are forced to concede that
Girls = Evil

See? I rest my case.

[k6pme]

Can I cut and paste that and send it to my girlfriend? Well........Ok, maybe not! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[k7dlx]

Funny...my XYL didn't like that....

Wonder why?

http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[K8ERV]

But some of them cook well. (no ribs showing!http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

TOM K8ERV

[ky5u]

1. We know that some people don't like to use CW, and when you don't use CW you are not sending CW.

Not using CW = Not Sending CW



2. We also know that when you're not sending CW, your hand does not move on the key:

Not sending CW = Idle Hand



3. We all know that "idle hands are the devil's workshop".

Idle Hands = Devil's workshop



4. We know the Devil's workshop is evil

Evil = The devil's workshop



5. Therefore we're forced to conclude that:

People who don't like to use CW = Evil

[KC8QMU]

G=T(2M)


Where as T = Time
# # # # # # #M = Money

Luckily I have the exception to that equation! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[W4MAJ]

Consider this:

http://uk.download.yahoo.com/ne/fu/attachments/warning.jpg

[KC8QMU]

ROFL!!!!!!! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

Reminds me of a couple of ex girlfriends. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif

[ai4ep]

http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif You are a man and you do NOT like women ?
Ok, no more questions. You have said enough about yourself.

[K8ERV]

Women are ok, especially after 10 pm. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

TOM K8ERV

[bigdog]

I told my wife this word for word and she and I both got the biggest laugh.





Thanks OM

73

[kb5yue]

http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif LOL...I was roflmao after that! My XYL didn't think it was so funny, and I've got a bruise on my arm to prove it.

[AB8RU]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (w7wwb @ April 09 2004,13:52)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Funny...my XYL didn't like that....

Wonder why?

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did you duck when she swung that frying pan ?

http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[AB8RU]

Between Dinners, a Cell Phone, flowers, you cant complain.

One FM Radio Station says this there is different kinds of institutions

Hospitals

Mental

Marriage &amp;

and Our Radio Station...

we are the cheapest.

[ai4ep]

PRAISE the LORD !!!

Do not forget to write your anti-BPL letters,
encourage new amateur radio participation and generally be nice
to one another. That is all.