Seinfeld fans!

[K3STX]

For you fans of the (old) Seinfeld show, care to share with us your favorite lines that always bring a smile to your face? If you watched the show, you know what I mean.

Two of my favorites:

"It's a Festivus for the rest of us!"

"You're ALL winners!!!"

Part of the beauty of this is if you DIDN'T watch the show, you would have no idea what I am talking about. For example, like Elaine I too pat my head when I am bored with a conversation. I got caught once!!

paul

[KM5FL]

"I'm lettin' it all hang out, Jerry!!!!"

KM5FL

[KC0LFV]

Jerry- "Are you feeling anything now?"

George - "It's not a lie if you believe"

George - "I'm a great quiter. I come from a long line of quiters. I was raised to give up."

KC0LFV

[N0PU]

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."
--Jerry Seinfeld

[K8ERV]

I have never watched Seinfield, but that is only cause I don't watch tv. So think I will skip this thread. My puter monitor is on 12 hours a day. Still looking for Vanna tho! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif

TOM K8ERV

[N8CPA]

"I turn 'em gay, he's brings 'em back!" [George about Kramer and women]

"No soup for you!"

Real life related funny: My wife and I recently had dinner at a Greek restaurant. She got there before I did and drank a bottle of grape juice while waiting for me. As I finished my dinner, hers was basically untouched. The waiter, a middle easterner, came over and asked her if she didn't like the food she had ordered. She explained that the grapejuice had spoiled her apetite. The waiter teasingly shook his finger at her and in his accent said: "Next time, no juice for you."

We laughed so hard we about fell out of our chairs!

!!

[nz3m]

Not a one liner but, I remember this


Jerry> "Hello Newman, why aren't you at work today?"

Newman> "It's raining!"

Jerry> "You're a mailman!!!!!"

[w4rot]

Floor rollers for me (Some quotes/some concepts)
-Elaine..Stoned on muscle relaxers after sleeping on the #fold out bed....Screaming #"Stella...Stella".
-The concept of Shrinkage.
-Being the Master of your own Domain.
w4rot

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

[kd7eze]

http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif Who is this Seinfeld http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif

[KC7ATO]

George's father: "YOU ARE AN IDIOT!"

# # # # # # # #The "fluffy shirt" episode was a classic. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[w2wp]

Elaine: "The Dingo ate your baby"

Kramer: "My boys are out there Jerry and they are Lovin it!"

George Costanza's answering machine message (sung to the theme song from "The Greatest American Hero"): "Believe it or not George isn't at home. Please leave a message at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the phone. Where could I be. Believe it or not I'm not home...beep"

Jerry (to Kramer in "The Junior Mints"): "Let me just finish my coffee, and then we'll go watch them cut the fat bastard up."

GREAT SHOW!

[K3STX]

"SERENITY NOW!!!!"

I use that one at least twice a day.

paul

"So...You're the @ssman!"

[kb5yue]

"Yadda, yadda, yadda!"

"He is very bad man, a very, very bad man" Bobu about Jerry (& Elaine, boy is she HOT or what?) delaying the immigrations papers and Bobu gets sent back to Pakistan.

[K0CRX]

More on "shrinkage" -

Elaine sez, "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things, anyway!".

[w9obf]

Not that there is anything wrong with that... (with apologies to Jerry Falwell)

[AG3Y]

I never watched an entire episode of Seinfield. I never thought it was funny ! And I don't think that the one liners ( out of context, to be sure ) are funny, either!

I don't know, is there something wrong with me ? ? ? http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif Am I the only one that feels this way ?

Must be more to life, than TV, I guess.

73 from Jim

[w9obf]

The "sponge-worthy" episode was memorable. Elaine had to make some difficult choices.

[w4rot]

Now come on Jim,
Kramer hits a golf ball into the ocean.
George tells some chick he is a marine biologist.
At the time, a sick whale is spotted on the beach.
Someone notes that George is a marine biologists and request his skills.
George wades out to assist the whale.
Later in a conversion with Kramer, George pulls out a golf ball that was stuck in the whale's air hole.
Kramer goes "Oh Titelist".
That is funny stuff buddy.
Guess you had to be there.
UR OK IM OK,
w4rot

[KG4YUV]

I don't remember what the situation was, but two people were having a problem with something, and Jerry said:

"There's only one man evil enough to fix this problem, a man so putrid children shrivel at his very name!"

Then the next scene shows Neuman in his chair http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

More:

Neuman: "Once, twice, three times the lady!"
(His truck then catches fire from Kramer's paint thinner spill)

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Jerry on stage trying to look bad: "What's the deal with cancer?!"

Guy in audience: "Hey, I have cancer!"

[K3STX]

"Copies of Receipts?! Who keeps copies of receipts?"

(Jerry in response to George's accountant girlfriend who tossed Jerry tax info out the window while having a breakdown.)

Same episode... "She's in a MENTAL INSTITUTION!!!"

[w3sy]

Kramer slaps his money on the counter and loudly proclaims, "I'M OUT!" (From the Master of My Own Domain episode.)

"No pick! NO PICK!!" (Jerry, after being seen scratching his nose from the side.)

"I don't WANNA be a pirate!" (Puffy shirt episode.)

Maybe my favorite:

George (after his girlfriend dumps him) : "You can't break up with me! I have HAND!"

Girl: "Well, you're going to NEED it."

Out!

[kb5yue]

From the Chinese Restaraunt episode.

"Oh, five, ten minutes"

30 mintues later, at the end of the episode, they leave the restaraunt and you finally hear

"Sienfeld, Four"

What really makes that funny is that it is so realistic.

[K3STX]

"Cartwright"

[w4rot]

"Mulva"

[KB9YCO]

"Cleavage is like looking at the sun, you look, then you look away."
"I was in the zone Jerry, I was in the zone!"

Serenity now, insanity later.

[AC7XC]

Elaine is at a Party and she is listening to a woman ramble on about something and she blurts out in a perfect Australian accent,


" MAYBE THE DINGO ATE YOUR BABY!"

[wm7o]

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Yes, there is something wrong with you. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[wm7o]

George: &quot;My mother caught me.&quot;

Jerry: &quot;Caught you....doin' what?&quot;

George: #&quot;You know.&quot;

[WF7I]

Soup Nazi: &quot;NO SOUP FOR YOU!&quot;

[W0LC]

Elaine: &quot;It shrinks?&quot;

Jerry: &quot;Like a frightened turtle!&quot;

Elaine: &quot;I don't know how you guys walk around with that thing&quot;.


Kramer: &quot;Giddy-up!&quot;

[w5zzq]

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TOM K8ERV[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
Hang in there Tom - maybe one of these days!! Good luck! Larry http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[w5zzq]

They're real and they're spectacular!!

[K8EEI]

&quot; It's shrinkage , I tell you .

[K8EEI]

&quot; Not that there's anything wrong with that&quot;

... A touchy subject here on QRZed

Over ? http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[K8EEI]

Elaine : So , you're a religious person ?

Putty : Yes , I am

Elaine
: So , is it a problem that I'm not a religious person ?

Putty : It's not a problem for me ... I'm not the one going to Hell .
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[WF7I]

I love the episode where Costanza pulls Kramer's golf ball out of the whale blow hole. #I can't remember the quote exactly, but I can envision the scene where he retells the event to the gang and pulls out the golf ball from his pocket or somewhere. #Classic.

[n5tjd]

Hey guys, if you didn't know, Seinfeld comes on weekdays 12:30am to 1:30am CST on CBS (the local station anyhow).

I like a lot of episodes, the one where Seinfeld gets a blood transfussion from Kramer and he screamed when he found out, and at the end, he had to get another and it was from Nueman and he screamed even louder.

Or.. Kramers idea for a Coffee table book about Coffee tables.