Impossible

[K8MHZ]

Philosophy professor: "It's impossible to prove that something is impossible."

Class Clown: "Really?"

Prof: "Yes, really."

Class Clown: "Prove it."

[WB2WIK]

You can never prove a negative.

But I can prove a positive, as in "Hey, I found out I'm HIV positive.":rolleyes:

[AB8MA]

If a vegetarian only eats no meat, what does a humanitarian eat?

[WB2WIK]

If a vegetarian only eats no meat, what does a humanitarian eat?

I tried to tell a girlfriend this many years ago.

[K8ERV]

If a vegetarian only eats no meat, what does a humanitarian eat?

Crow?

TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo

[WF7A]

I tried to tell a girlfriend this many years ago.

Ate nothing with a face, huh? ;>

[KI4NGN]

I never make mistakes. I once thought I did, but I was wrong.