Thank god you're a man... [Archive]

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01-17-2009, 01:55 AM

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KI2Y

01-17-2009, 02:29 AM

Dude, if flow charts explained women...... Just.... Then..... uh....

They don't, they just don't.

KA5LQJ

01-17-2009, 02:47 AM

Uhhhhh,

There are six and only six things a man should say to his wife:

#1. Yes, dear.

#2. No, dear.

#3. I'm sorry.

#4. I screwed up.

#5. Honey, you're right (even though you KNOW she's WRONG!)

# 6. Baby, I love you.

Should you lose your presence of mind, it would be safer to shoot yourself in the leg and limp the rest of your natural life as to suffer the wrath of a woman.

Use your 'brain', it's the little things that count

Respectfully submitted
(Still crazy after all these years)
73,

Don/KA5LQJ

AB8MA

01-17-2009, 02:55 AM

Uhhhhh,

There are six and only six things a man should say to his wife:

#1. Yes, dear.

#2. No, dear.

#3. I'm sorry.

#4. I screwed up.

#5. Honey, you're right (even though you KNOW she's WRONG!)

# 6. Baby, I love you.

Should you lose your presence of mind, it would be safer to shoot yourself in the leg and limp the rest of your natural life as to suffer the wrath of a woman.

Use your 'brain', it's the little things that count

Respectfully submitted
(Still crazy after all these years)
73,

Don/KA5LQJ

Or, from her perspective:

Use your 'brain', it's that little thing (between your ears) that counts.

N8YX

01-17-2009, 03:29 PM

Uhhhhh,

There are six and only six things a man should say to his wife:

7. Make me a sammich.

KB9OFM

01-17-2009, 04:28 PM

#8.I understand-even though I won't known what
she is talking about!!!!!!!!!!!:

WA6MHZ

01-17-2009, 05:59 PM

#9 HONEY, the Litter box needs cleaning............

AB8MA

01-17-2009, 07:58 PM

#9 HONEY, the Litter box needs cleaning............

There's a death wish. Follow it up with this:

HONEY, I think you are Overreacting!!!

KC9JWA

01-17-2009, 08:06 PM

Interesting, def true, but still lovee bein me.:)

VE7DCW

01-17-2009, 10:25 PM

There's a death wish. Follow it up with this:

HONEY, I think you are Overreacting!!!

I can do a better one..."Sweetie, Valentine's day is just a commercial excuse for florists and candy makers to make a buck...not that big a deal"
followed by me getting the kiss of death.
Please,we don't need "UT's standing by"
Valentine's day is fast approaching...please don't forget Valentine's day :D

73