A new low for UTs [Archive]

KN4DS

01-09-2009, 05:12 AM

Reckon how Greggy missed this one:

WALNUT RIDGE, Ark. – A funeral home might be a place for eternal rest, but police say an Arkansas man saw an opportunity to build a methamphetamine lab undisturbed by the living. There was just one problem — the funeral home was across the street from the sheriff's office.

More here if you care (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090109/ap_on_fe_st/odd_meth_lab_funeral_home)

I think it was just a misplaced effort to bring the dear departed back for their loving family.

N7RJD

01-09-2009, 05:15 AM

I can see building it across the street from the Sheriff's Office. Now had he built it across the street from Dunkin' Doughnuts I would put it strait onto America's Dumbest Criminals.

VE7DCW

01-09-2009, 05:18 AM

A meth lab huh? The news he'd probably pass on.... "UT's are flying by" :D

73

N7RJD

01-09-2009, 05:19 AM

A meth lab huh? The news he'd probably pass on.... "UT's are flying by" :D

73

Or UT's are standing high.

KG4KWW

01-09-2009, 06:04 AM

If this wasn't so sad it would be funny.

This guy is an idiot in more way than one.

He has ruined the good name and standing of this funeral home in the community and that's sad.

This make everyone in the business look bad.

Sad Sad Sad

Got to go my clients are calling.

NA4BH

01-09-2009, 06:07 AM

Got to go my clients are calling.

This one is too easy. Somebody else field this one. :D

VE7DCW

01-09-2009, 06:10 AM

Got to go my clients are calling.

is this a case of..... dead men talking? ... :D

73

N7RJD

01-09-2009, 06:23 AM

Got to go my clients are calling.

I thought it was well known that dead men make no calls...must be his women clients.

WB3JLA

01-09-2009, 12:42 PM

This one is too easy. Somebody else field this one. :D

How come I always have to be th fall guy here goes

http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk243/supro66/grave.jpg

MY AMP SITE (http://www.geocities.com/insp/SUPRO6420.html)

N2ACX

01-09-2009, 01:20 PM

LOLOL The post above me is great I would be holding a handheld dual bander myself LOL.
The "Meth Lab, I thought at first being "UT's", was Methane Gas and a joke LOL, druggies use the most ingenious METHods of producing and selling illegal pharmecuticals.

N2ACX

N7RJD

01-09-2009, 01:49 PM

He has ruined the good name and standing of this funeral home in the community and that's sad.

I wouldn't worry about it. My guess is people are still dying to do business with the place.

This make everyone in the business look bad.

And after all that hard work you have put in to make everyone in the business look like they are off their nut.

KG4KWW

01-09-2009, 03:55 PM

BTW, dead men do make calls, that's to say, their spirits do :D

Great Pic Jim

http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk243/supro66/grave.jpg

KC2UGV

01-09-2009, 04:30 PM

Got to go my clients are calling.

If they are, someone didn't do their job right :p

WB3JLA

01-09-2009, 04:32 PM

BTW, dead men do make calls, that's to say, their spirits do :D

Great Pic Jim

http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk243/supro66/grave.jpg

I know

SOMETIMES I JUST THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX

http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk243/supro66/coffin_construction_13.jpg

VE7DCW

01-09-2009, 05:54 PM

I know

SOMETIMES I JUST THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX

http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk243/supro66/coffin_construction_13.jpg

This is a case were you can definately give KWW some help :D

73

W5WPL

01-09-2009, 07:29 PM

Okay, What's a UT ? :confused::confused::confused:

WB3JLA

01-09-2009, 07:32 PM

Okay, What's a UT ? :confused::confused::confused:

You are right
A plumber would know
I aint telling

W5WPL

01-09-2009, 07:47 PM

You are right
A plumber would know
I aint telling
:p:p:p:p:p:p:p

WD8OQX

01-09-2009, 08:35 PM

Okay, What's a UT ? :confused::confused::confused:

UNDERware TAKER?
Unappreciated Technician?

Your guess is as good as mine!

:D:D:D

W5INC

01-10-2009, 06:23 PM

This is probably a step up in the food chain for the funeral director. His usual business pratices of fleecing the grieving family for all he can had to put on hold for at least the time he was cooking up the meth. They are skilled in making the sales pitch that you need to spend those big bucks to really reflect how much you loved your departed family member. :mad: Donahue years ago did a show about funeral directors in Phoenix area. On the show was a honest funeral director who was a whistleblower of the industry. Some of the trade practices were, using the same flower arraingments for 3 and 4services. Each service was charged the full price of the flowers. Selling the casket twice was a good one. The funeral directors would wait for the family to finish with the service and leave. Once gone, the director would hoist the casket back up and toss the body into the open grave. Then resell the casket to the next guy. Clothes, jewelery and gold teeth never made it to the final resting place with the dearly departed. Worth way to much money to go into the hole. The whistleblower for being honest had his house firebombed and was shot at after this story aired. The AZ. AGs office did a investagation. One of the facts that surfaced was there was 1 funeral home that didn't buy any caskets for almost 2 years. I wonder we he got his caskets from?

WF7A

01-10-2009, 08:47 PM

Just because nobody else thought of it...

For the epitaph: "Meth in peace."