Question of the Day #5

[NA4BH]

Is there anything funnier than a monkey riding a bicycle or throwing a stick in the road and watching cars run over it?

Your guess might be that the monkey is funnier. :D

The funniest thing in the World is to throw a stick in the road and watch cars run over it. Give it a try and see. Beer must be involved to get the full effect. And as everyone knows, Beer is your best friend. It is approved by God.

[AB8MA]

Lets hope Greg can keep count this time. Once he returns from Mars, that is. :)

[KD8DEY]

I thought watching a bunch of drunken adults playing Rockband" on the Wii rated higher than that :D

[K9STH]

Unless they start getting "ugly", just watching a bunch of drunks can be fun.

Glen, K9STH

[WA4TM]

What if the drunks start ugly?? I don't mean naughty ugly, I mean hard on the eyes ugly!!!:D

[N7RJD]

Unless they start getting "ugly", just watching a bunch of drunks can be fun.

Glen, K9STH

Most drunks are ugly. They drink to help make themselves less ugly to each other. Then the real bad ones end up chewing off their own arm in the morning to get away.

Now if you run into a one arm UT you know what happened.

[N7RJD]

Is there anything funnier than a monkey riding a bicycle or throwing a stick in the road and watching cars run over it?

Your guess might be that the monkey is funnier. :D

The funniest thing in the World is to throw a stick in the road and watch cars run over it. Give it a try and see. Beer must be involved to get the full effect. And as everyone knows, Beer is your best friend. It is approved by God.

Funniest would be to throw the stick into the spokes of the bicycle the monkey is riding. No beer required but it could enhance the experience.

[NA4BH]

Funniest would be to throw the stick into the spokes of the bicycle the monkey is riding. No beer required but it could enhance the experience.

:D :D :D :D I do think you are right. Make me stop laughing.

[WA4TM]

Funniest would be to throw the stick into the spokes of the bicycle the monkey is riding. No beer required but it could enhance the experience.


Naw man, throw the stick in the spokes of the drunks bicycle then watch the show!!! Beer optional!!!

[N7RJD]

Naw man, throw the stick in the spokes of the drunks bicycle then watch the show!!! Beer optional!!!

But then what do we do with the monkey? And no I am not asking Greg for fear of his answer.

[AB8MA]

But then what do we do with the monkey? And no I am not asking Greg for fear of his answer.

Monkeys are good at throwing sticks.

[NA4BH]

But then what do we do with the monkey? And no I am not asking Greg for fear of his answer.


The monkey buys the beer.

[N7RJD]

The monkey buys the beer.

I've heard of a pony keg but never a monkey keg before. Oh well, I'll try anything twice.

[N7RJD]

Monkeys are good at throwing sticks.

So lesson for the day would be don't ride bicycles around monkeys.

[VE7DCW]

Now.... would this be a dead monkey walking the earth in say the month of October?? :D

73

[AB8MA]

You are begging for a Greg post, aren't you?

[AB8MA]

I've heard of a pony keg but never a monkey keg before. Oh well, I'll try anything twice.

Monkey Shine? Powerful stuff.

[N7RJD]

I've heard of a pony keg but never a monkey keg before. Oh well, I'll try anything twice.


Monkey Shine? Powerful stuff.

Maybe but shine comes in jugs, not kegs. :p

[AF6LJ]

Unless they start getting "ugly", just watching a bunch of drunks can be fun.

Glen, K9STH

If they get ugly give them a couple of joints and they will start laughing at senseless things then they will all nod off.

There isn't much a little happy grass won't fix.

[N7RJD]

If they get ugly give them a couple of joints and they will start laughing at senseless things then they will all nod off.

There isn't much a little happy grass won't fix.

You don't need joints for that. I've laughed at a couple of Greg's posts and I don't do that stuff.

[WA4BRL]

Monkeys come by the barrel, not keg. :rolleyes:

Whiskey comes by the barrel, not keg. ;)

There is some profound connection there, but I don't quite grasp it. :confused: Perhaps I just need another drink... :D

More fun than a barrel of whiskey! :eek:

[WA6MHZ]

I heard about this bar in, think it was the Phillipines, which had a cage full of Spider monkeys. When a new Sailor would come in, the bartender would ask him for $5. If he paid up, the bartender would knock on the cage door. Then the monkeys would come to the front and .......................................
(The description of what happens next has been deleted to keep me from being banned!!!!!)

[AC4UT]

Ummm............ fried monkey on a stick with cheese and beer, delicious.