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AB8MA
01-05-2009, 05:11 PM
I have been avidly waiting for Greg's sequel thread to the previous 2. Since it appears that none was forthcoming, I decided to take matters into my own hands.
If people evolved from apes,
Why are there still apes?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?
Why does someone Believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
W5WPL
01-05-2009, 05:17 PM
I don't know. Ask Greg :)
N5NPO
01-05-2009, 05:28 PM
I have been avidly waiting for Greg's sequel thread to the previous 2. Since it appears that none was forthcoming, I decided to take matters into my own hands.
If people evolved from apes,
Why are there still apes?
They decided to hang around to see how their kids turn out.
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?
In an attempt to squeeze just a little more life from it. Kinda like the tube of tooth paste.
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?
It is called "pileing on" or "adding insult to unjury", "kicking one when they are down", also "when it rains it pours". You see bankers are pretty calm non-aggressive people. They get to take out their frustration only on those that they have total control over, namely those people that have accounts in their bank.
Why does someone Believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?
Simple, you can test the wet paint charge, but counting four billion stars? How could you tell if you counted the same one twice or missed one? When the sun rises, you would have to start all over. Then, if you go to the southern hemisphere, they got some down there that you cannot see from up here... Much easier to prove the wet paint theory wrong (or right).
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Easy one. He shaves it off...
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Easiest one... Ever been hit by a revolver? Those things can really hurt, even give you a nasty bruise or a concussion. I don't blame him, I would duck too.
KB9OFM
01-05-2009, 06:38 PM
Good questions by ab8ma along with good answers by n5npo.
My question is,what will be greg's answer to these questions?
Any ideas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WA4TM
01-05-2009, 07:01 PM
:D This is not as much fun as bashing KWW!!! :D
AB8MA
01-05-2009, 09:20 PM
:D This is not as much fun as bashing KWW!!! :D
Bashing KWW was my intent. I am just not very good at it. :)
K8ERV
01-05-2009, 09:28 PM
If people evolved from apes,
Why are there still apes?
Cause politicians evolve more slowly.
TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo
WA4TM
01-05-2009, 09:30 PM
Cause politicians evolve more slowly.
TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo
PERFECT!!!!!
N7RJD
01-05-2009, 11:41 PM
If people evolved from apes,
Why are there still apes?
Because not all have.
Evolved??? (http://www.qrz.com/db/kg4kww)
N7RJD
01-05-2009, 11:42 PM
Cause politicians evolve more slowly.
TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo
Any slower they'd be going in reverse. I'm not so sure they're not already.
K8ERV
01-06-2009, 02:05 AM
PERFECT!!!!!
What took you so long? (Oh, you mean the comment.)
TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo
W2ILP
01-06-2009, 02:31 AM
If people evolved from the apes and built more efficient WMDs, then people might become extinct. Thus there are apes who remain around in remote jungles for back-up. They might evolve into another superior primate race which doesn't hate anybody and doesn't get discriminated against. This could take many centuries and the decay of billions of ancient half-lives. Yes it could..
The question today might be "Why are there still people?" Perhaps it is because although there is still "Man's inhumanity to Man?" and stupid religions that call for heroic martyrdom and the destruction of the Earth...WMD development is still quite expensive....and not an efficient way to accelerate alleged Global warming or nuclear winter or delay the spiritual coming of Gabriel, or end the metaphysical Age of Man or the plastic surgery of women....once retired.
w2ilp (Infinitely Living Populations?)...Survival of those who don't use birth control and are immune to human social diseases? Not Men but Apes.
Monkeys is the craziest people.
--Lew Lahr (in his shorts)--
Peoples is the craziest monkeys.
--w2ilp--
AB8MA
01-07-2009, 01:01 AM
The question today might be "Why are there still people?"
Wait. It's early.
'Cause the monkeys are all NC extras... :p