i had a bad day...

[kf6nwm]

Hi everyone, my day (& week) totally sucked:( This forum is great for a really good laugh, so thanks. Anyone got a good joke or words of encouragement or something? kf6nwm

[VE7DCW]

Hi everyone, my day (& week) totally sucked:( This forum is great for a really good laugh, so thanks. Anyone got a good joke or words of encouragement or something? kf6nwm

Hmmmm...ok...how about my old standby...."once apon a time there were 2 chinese people....now look how many there are...." I thought i start the the ball rolling before kg4kww shows up and starts talking shop....yikes... :eek:

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[KB8OVK]

"I went to the Red Cross today and gave Blood... They gave it back." O.K. A Rodney Dangerfield one liner didn't work so I'll try words of encouragement. (True Story) Shortly after getting licensed in 1993, I listened to a QSO on 10 meters. The guy was talking about how he USED to be, and he was critically honest which is hard for the average person to do. He said he used to own his own company and treated his employees like dirt, would blow up is someone came over the Freq. he was on, thought he could walk on water and nobody was better than him. Than he found out he had a brain tumor and the doctor told him he had a 1% chance of living if he had surgery to remove it and a 100% chance of dieing without surgery so he opted for the 1% chance and went for the surgery. He got all his affairs taken care of before hand as he didn't expect to ever come out of the surgery alive and was surprised when he did. He said, "Now if someone comes onto whatever frequency I'm on, I just turn the dial." Point being, he found out how minor, the things he thought were monumental, actually were.

Hope your situation is not to this extreme so please keep in mind, You can always just "Turn the dial."

When you became a Ham, you joined a fraternity of some really great people. It doesn't matter if your part of the QSO or just listening, you always learn something that helps you later on.

Good Luck,
KB8OVK

[vk4agk]

Well , now the 50 times has all past and ya'll can post away (that day was reaaaaaally quite here) , me see's one of those eradicators used 2 magazines even took time to reload , 50 times , how was his (the plugged) day?....:D

[KG4CGC]

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[WF7A]

Things could be worse: you could be living in my subdivision.

When I'm in the doldrums or have had a crummy week, I cheer myself up by kicking my neighbor's dog, popping kids' balloons at the mall as they walk by, and stealthily injecting 5-minute epoxy into troublesome coworkers' car door locks.

[VE7DCW]

Things could be worse: you could be living in my subdivision.

When I'm in the doldrums or have had a crummy week, I cheer myself up by kicking my neighbor's dog, popping kids' balloons at the mall as they walk by, and stealthily injecting 5-minute epoxy into troublesome coworkers' car door locks.

5 minute epoxy?? ...wow!!...an ultimate stress reliever :D

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[VE1IDX]

5 minute epoxy?? ...wow!!...an ultimate stress reliever :D

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Not for the guy that owned the car. :D

[KE5GKP]

A lady walks into a bar with a duck under arm. Some drunk asks, "Wow, where did you get that fat pig?". The lady says, "It's not a pig." The guy replies, "Lady...I was talking to the duck"

Love that joke