Lost parrot tells vet his name and address

[N9MOQ]

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[kl7aj]

How do you keep a parrot on his perch?

With Polly Grip. Awwwrk!

[k8wpj]

Of course he kept his mouth shut around the cops...

He's a parrot, not a canary... :rolleyes:

Where do you think gangsters came up with the expression,"He sang like a canary.."

[K8ERV]

Now if I could just teach my $100 bills (if any) to do that----

TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo

[WB2WIK]

Another parrot story:

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say; “Jesus is watching you.”

Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. “Jesus is watching you,” the voice boomed again.

The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around the room. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. He asked the parrot: “Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?”

“Yes,” Said the parrot.

The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then asked the parrot: “What is your name?”

“Clarence,” said the bird.

“That is a dumb name for a parrot,” sneered the burglar. “What idiot named you Clarence?”

The parrot said, “The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus.”:)

[wb5ydk]

Now there's an idea to help elderly people who tend to forget who they are and get lost. We could train parrots to perch upon their shoulders and cite the person's name and address when questioned by authorities. Problem is, how does one dress in style while sporting a parrot on their shoulder? Imagine if all our most senior citizens were walking about in full pirate garb! :eek::)

[N7RJD]

Now if I could just teach my $100 bills (if any) to do that----

TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo

They're talking but nobody's listening.

[kb3laz]

Ah thats nothing all my pets can do that!
Its called a microchip!:p

[KG4JJS]

The reason this parrot didn't talk to the cops is because he exercised his right to remain silent .
Tim

[kf6rdn]

Now there's an idea to help elderly people who tend to forget who they are and get lost. We could train parrots to perch upon their shoulders and cite the person's name and address when questioned by authorities. Problem is, how does one dress in style while sporting a parrot on their shoulder? Imagine if all our most senior citizens were walking about in full pirate garb! :eek::)

Yes, and then they could be hired to sing:

They say a man should always dress for the job he wants...
So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant...
Its because some hacker stole my identity...
:D

[NA4BH]

How could they understand him, "All Parrots Talk In English". :D :D :D

[VE7DCW]

How could they understand him, "All Parrots Talk In English". :D :D :D

I thought all parrots talked in pirate talk...."arrrrrrrrrr" :D

73

[kc9jwa]

Good parrot dont talk to cops thier strangers.:p Anyway good defintally a very smart thing to teach a parrot, yes they can talk met a few. I taught my cocktiels how to talk, god knows the pastor really gave me a ripping.:D

[w8znx]

ive had parrots
still have two

most do not like changes
realy hate people that they do not know
most of all people that look diffrent

police uniform would cause all the birds ive known
to go in to stress / fight or flight mode

a vet would know how to act around a strange bird

dit dit

[N9MOQ]

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[kc9jwa]

Poor bird coffee addict.:D I seen alot talk one i knew actually goe smakes the coffee how i do not know it did lots stuff guess kinda like the molnkeys those defintally do as much as a human i want one.:D It gets scary when birds want more then a cracker.:eek:

[W4HAY]

Way back in the days when radios glowed in the dark and hams actually had to learn CW, a friend's Dad ran a sporting goods store and had a parrot trained to say "Let's go hunting!".

One night someone broke into the store and the the bird invited him on a hunting trip. The startled thief ran through a plate glass window.

The officers followed a heavy blood trail to the parking lot. A call to the hospital ER netted them their perpetator, who swore the store was "hainted".

In the early 60s, an FM station in Greenville, SC (it may have been Asheville, NC) had a Mynah Bird they kept in the studio during the morning "wake-up" program. He kept up a constant line of chatter that made the program very popular. The Mynah's radio career was abruptly terminated after some joker taught the bird some rather "colorful" phrases that made it onto the airwaves.

[kc9jwa]

Either a parrot or dog also for protection as well as for a family pet nutin much better it great combination , if a gun to but hey least one of em will work.:D