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W4HAY
04-20-2008, 08:48 PM
Are you breaking the law? When it comes to sexual expression, exploration and pleasure, you may be a criminal and not even know it. Both historically and currently, some of our most intimate moments have been made punishable by law...
* Connecticut has a law forbidding any "private sexual behavior between consenting adults."
* Florida once made it illegal to have sexual relations with a porcupine.
* In Oblong, Ill., it’s illegal to have sex on your wedding day if you’re fishing or hunting.
* Florida has a statute making it an offense to shower in the nude.
More chuckles here! (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,351636,00.html)
kc9jwa
04-20-2008, 09:00 PM
Sometimes when im in a bad mood, i read stuff like this, i forget its a joke pretty much, specially it will never happin, becouse gods time has ended, you do what you want, heck i be in jail everyday. But good one it is funny.:D:)
n7zsd
04-20-2008, 10:15 PM
More chuckles here! (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,351636,00.html)
Damn...I guess I'll have to restrain myself next time I'm in Florida and a hot porcupine gives me "the look". :(
WA6MHZ
04-20-2008, 10:39 PM
PORCUPINE???? I want to see just HOW that was done! They had to make the law AFTER the fact, so someone must of been caught........ Well, I wonder if the Porcupine was offered a Cigarette afterwards??
PORCUPINE???? I want to see just HOW that was done! They had to make the law AFTER the fact, so someone must of been caught........ Well, I wonder if the Porcupine was offered a Cigarette afterwards??
I'm bored, so count me in for $5 toward buying the footage on eBay. (Nothing shocks me--I'm a former New Yorker.)
Are you breaking the law? When it comes to sexual expression, exploration and pleasure, you may be a criminal and not even know it. Both historically and currently, some of our most intimate moments have been made punishable by law...
* Connecticut has a law forbidding any "private sexual behavior between consenting adults." "ONLY one consenting adults is allowed"
* Florida once made it illegal to have sexual relations with a porcupine. 'cause they spread herpes
* In Oblong, Ill., it’s illegal to have sex on your wedding day if you’re fishing or hunting. That was changed to: " illegal to fish, hunt and have sex at the same time"
* Florida has a statute making it an offense to shower in the nude. by yourself
* In Oblong, Ill., it’s illegal to have sex on your wedding day if you’re fishing or hunting. That was changed to: " illegal to fish, hunt and have sex at the same time"
* Florida has a statute making it an offense to shower in the nude. by yourself
So if you're having sex with a bear while a fish is tugging on your line, then that's illegal. Glad we got _that_ settled.
As for showering in the buff by yourself being illegal, I take it that means that's it's legal to invite a friend, lover, wifoid, whatever in there...that is, if there is room. ;>
kb2vxa
04-21-2008, 03:56 AM
"So if you're having sex with a bear while a fish is tugging on your line, then that's illegal."
No, that's a menage a trois.
"So if you're having sex with a bear while a fish is tugging on your line, then that's illegal."
No, that's a menage a trois.
Menagerie a trois, sounds like.
Cortland
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N8CPA
04-21-2008, 11:52 AM
"So if you're having sex with a bear while a fish is tugging on your line, then that's illegal."
No, that's a menage a trois.
A menage a trout?
ac4ut
04-21-2008, 02:13 PM
Porcupine? I would hate to get "stuck" with that fine.
Remember, gang: The SAME political entities which gave rise to this colossal stupidity also seek to restrict your ability to smoke, own firearms, speek freely...etc...
KE6SHJ
04-21-2008, 02:49 PM
What one does in ones own bedroom in private is ones business only. Stupid laws are histerical :p
KG6YTZ
04-22-2008, 03:51 AM
Menagerie a trois, sounds like.
A menage a trout?
ROFL X 10!!! :D :D :D
The "Funniest Post Of The Day" award [which doesn't actually exist because I just made it up] will be shared today by Cortland and CPA. Please keep your acceptance speeches under two minutes.
Stupid laws, stupid criminals, glaring stupidity in general... Always good for a laugh. :)
VE9SY
04-22-2008, 11:14 AM
Damn...I guess I'll have to restrain myself next time I'm in Florida and a hot porcupine gives me "the look". :(
Just go to Washinton State. Unless you get one huge porcupine your all set!
— Sex with an animal is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.
KB9BVN
04-22-2008, 01:00 PM
What one does in ones own bedroom in private is ones business only. Stupid laws are histerical :p
Not if you're cooking meth in there.
kc9jwa
04-22-2008, 09:27 PM
Animals are so cute, Guess i better not look at it.:eek::rolleyes:
G0GQK
04-22-2008, 10:18 PM
These laws were created when America was in its infancy. Pity they didn't extend some of these laws to the constant brainbusting use of F... in many videos and TV movies. There could have been more use of some of these kind of laws to control the adult porno movies with their fine brand of good natured neighbourliness and willingness to help in daily chores such as bedmaking accompanied by the most colourful verbiage.
G0GQK
kb2vxa
04-23-2008, 08:48 AM
"These laws were created when America was in its infancy."
Ah to be young and wise, now we're old and foolish. Admittedly some of these laws were invented by the Puritans but now anything goes and it's since left. So now we've invented Viagra. Time marches on, Woody Allen invents the Orgasmatron and takes all the fun out of it. Cummon Woodie, take that Lafayette Argonne crystal mic cartridge out of your mouth and get with the program!