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kc7jty
03-01-2008, 06:34 AM
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KI4PEQ
03-01-2008, 07:35 AM
What would Jesus do? Have a Bud!

Though personally, my opinion of Budweiser is that its taste is quite similar to making love in a canoe.

You're smart enough to figure out that one. :D
KG4CGC
03-01-2008, 08:32 AM
Bud wreeks of feted yeast.
E-coli.
kc7jty
03-01-2008, 08:59 AM
Even Christ had no taste!
KG4CGC
03-01-2008, 09:02 AM
Even Christ had no taste!
No, not Christ created in mans image.
WA6MHZ
03-01-2008, 03:49 PM
Now, if Jesus hadn't been so into WINE, he might have tried a BLACK AND TAN. One part Guiness, one part HARP. (or is it Bass?). But back then, the Jews were so into wine that probably no one drank any beer. If he had known better, instead of turning water into WINE, he would have made it a KEG OF REDHOOK!!! I can just imagine Jesus sitting down with me to Pizza with a couple of pitchers of Microbrew on the table. But BUD??? Thats RAT PISS!!!!
N9MOQ
03-01-2008, 05:32 PM
The title of the thread mentions Christians, the sign mentions Jews.

This brings up an interesting question.


If Jesus were to appear on earth today...

Would he be a Christian, or a Jew?
KB1PLB
03-01-2008, 05:38 PM
Irni.........
G0GQK
03-01-2008, 10:10 PM
Reading that garbage makes me realise some people don't have enough to do to keep them occupied during a long day.

G0GQK
KA8DKT
03-02-2008, 12:55 AM
Bud is not real beer. It is made from rice, not barley.

When you buy Bud, you are paying for the horses and the hype, not decent beer.

-gary
W3MIV
03-02-2008, 01:02 AM
Bud wreeks of feted yeast.

How do you fete yeast? Hold a parade? Dinner?
KI4PEQ
03-02-2008, 02:10 AM
The title of the thread mentions Christians, the sign mentions Jews.

This brings up an interesting question.


If Jesus were to appear on earth today...

Would he be a Christian, or a Jew?


A Jew. Those who follow Christ and his teachings are Christians. Since Christians believe Christ is the Messiah, and the Messiah is by extension Jewish, he would have to be a Jew.

INRI translated to English means King of the Jews. It is not, as some heathens like to say, an acronym for I'm Nailed Right In.