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In a daring pre-election year strategy, Steve (W3SY) dropped the F-Bomb on QRZ, forcing them to place him in the "BANNED" o Brothers.
Was this intentional. Absolutely!
Insiders close to God knows what (likely a few empty cases of Jack) are letting it slip this was an intentional slip to allow Steve to spend time on the short notice Presidential campain that will ultimately provide a high profile canidate that will upset what is anticipated to be the Hilliary/Obama ticket.
Support is gaining in the musical community, using a strategy that scoffs at Bill Clinton's attempt to play the sax -- suggesting real leaders know how to play damn good jazz. In a surprise move, even Charlie the Chicken-bander is getting on board. Up and down I-95 you can hear, Breaker 19, do you remember that &^%$#! amateur that use to trash us on ZED? Well he's running for office and said, if elected, we can use the CB Band without paying for a license. What a deal!!!
Common folks, lets rally for this late entry into the Presidential race. He is just the man to take some of that media attention and give us some true entertainment.
He may not have a hope in hell of winning, but it will sure be fun to watch.
STEVE 2008! RESPECT HIS AUTHORITY!!!!
N7RJD
01-25-2008, 04:23 AM
I think he should run on a platform of eliminating Ron Paul threads.
NEWS FLASH
Both Democrat and Republican running for President in 2008 were shocked to learn the FCC agreed to restate the Code Testing requirement.
The catch is, in what is believed to be a typo, the requirement for passing the code test was not added to the requirement to obtain an FCC license, but as a requirement that must be met in order to obtain electorial votes in November.
Much to everyones surprise, there is no minimum 5 words per minute requirement -- the faster you can send (and received) without electronic assistance, the more votes you can obtain. Points are doubled if you can use a straight key to send as fast as folks using paddles.
News media is having a fit -- folks don't know what CW is let alone how to read it. This is creating a demand for old school Amateur Radio operators that, much to folks surprise, still use this mode to communicate -- for fun.
This mistake is generating new demand for code training programs like Code Quick. A grass roots revolt is also anticipated by folks that do not believe CW testing is appropriate. Those in the know however, understand it is twice as hard for a politician to lie, spell correctly while sending quality CW --- this triple threat over tasks their ability to multi-task.
Steve (W3SY) now has the edge, he can not only send/receive but he can even send his CW message to a musical beat.
Whether this is a mistake or not (or maybe we just found out who emptied that case of Jack), this election is bound to be full of surprises.
This will be one race to watch!!!
KC9ECI
01-25-2008, 05:01 AM
Quote[/b] (n7rjd @ Jan. 24 2008,23:23)]I think he should run on a platform of eliminating Ron Paul threads.
I'd vote for that!
KB1KIX
01-25-2008, 05:03 AM
I believe Steve will end the code/no code debate once and for all.
He has slack.
He told me he was for eliminating the code, before he was for the code.
He has the most support of any candidate running right now.
He's the only one that can beat Hillary or McCain.
Vote Steve!
He would've been here, but the online bias chose to freeze his voice.
What do the other candidates have to fear?
Jonathan
** NEWS FLASH **
Hiliary, McCain, Huckaby and others cry fowl over new code requirement -- stating new requirement gives Obama an unfair advantage
"His last name has fewer letters to remember..........."
Film at 11
Hillary challenges the CODE requirement, stating she would prefer NOT to waste time learning code. Instead she proposes to use WINLINK as an election tool.
"Instead of learning a mode NO ONE EVER USES" anymore, she would prefer to use a mode that can guarantee her message can be sent over the airwaves and internet (via WinLink e-mail)
Amateur Radio operators across America respond with mixed feelings --- all laugh because they know how many folks are STILL using CW on a daily basis. This humor is mixed with the fear that Hilliary may actually get access to not only Amateur Radio bands but be able to send election year trash over the airwaves AND internet at the same time.
"The CW testing requirement to get electorial college votes was a great idea at first, however, NO ONE in the FCC ever said anything about allowing anyone who does NOT have an amateur radio license access to amateur airwaves.", an unidentified source from the FCC stated. "Besides, we're not the idiots that made the mistake -- check with the Government Printing Office, those idiots don't know how to read"
Charley the Chicken Bander relays he "has no problem with Shillary using PACTOR (what ever the Heck that is) as long as she keeps her nasty A$$ off of Channel 19." 10-4 good buddy.
Steve, W3SY could not be reached for comment. "Steve gave up responding to stupidity on a mass scale since he was Banned from the ZED"
Obama on the other hand has made great progress -- he has learned the first letter in his last name is "Dash, Dash, Dash" One down, 4 more to go.
From the Republican camp, nothing was heard. (Think they are still trying to figure out what is the business end of a CW key and how CW can be sent using the same paddles their 7th grade principle used as a motivational tool back then -- he called it the Board of Education)
W3SY for President.
When you can't vote for "None of the Above" Vote for SY? Why -- be cause a CHICKEN BUTT in the White House is much more desirable than "Hilliary's BUTT"
KI4ITV
01-27-2008, 02:29 AM
While I support the candidacy of W3SY for President...
Can the pope also be President?
Is a Papal President kosher in this day and age?
Will all of congress have to where funny hats?
Will this mean the final demise of blue laws as long as we eat fish on friday?
So many questions, so little time.
While I support the candidacy of W3SY for President...
Can the pope also be President?
Is a Papal President kosher in this day and age?
Will all of congress have to where funny hats?
Will this mean the final demise of blue laws as long as we eat fish on friday?
So many questions, so little time.
Can the pope also be President?
-- Absolutely, providing he maintain separation from Church and State
-- We consulted the highest authority available, Charley the Chickenbanders brother Irv, who states he believe this can be done by keeping his silly little hat in the drawer when speaking to Congress.
Is a Papal President kosher in this day and age?
-- Don't know, need to past that one of to JTY, or Mel Gibson
-- They seem to be the resident expert on Kosher these days
Will all of congress have to where funny hats?
-- Optional but recommended.
-- At least it will give our elected officials the illusion we are laughing at the hats and not at their actions or decisions.
Blue Laws, folks who are working on that second care of Jack are still pondering that one.....................
The "JD Consultants have rendered an opinion on the "Blue Laws"
-- After careful consideration, several bottles, and a quick internet search, we finally figured out what the heck a blue law was, "designed to enforce moral standards, particularly the observance of Sunday as a day of worship or rest."
-- We're not too sure about this worship thing, except we do worship a nice Honkeytonk Bedonk.......... oh heck, how ever that is spelled, from time to time. And after a case or two we sure appreciate that day of rest.
-- Therefore, we are all fore repealing any Blue Laws that allows folks to stick their nose in the air when we've emptied a few bottles, as long as we can have our fish on Friday and don't give up the option to enjoy that day of rest. Because the way we party, we sure do need the rest.
Actually trading old BLUE for some fish would be a great idea. Think of all the lives it would save on a rainy day --- all those up-it-y do-gooders with their snazolas in the air. Folks could drown that way --- if changing a few laws keeps some of those high and mighty types from drowning in a heavy rain storm, I say lets do it.
Of course, W3SY has the final say, after all we're just his "Brain Trust"
Now we have some really hard work to do -- could take another case or too to figure this one out --- just who is this RON PAUL feller
Cheers
KI4ITV
01-27-2008, 04:09 AM
Will all of congress have to where funny hats?
-- Optional but recommended.
-- At least it will give our elected officials the illusion we are laughing at the hats and not at their actions or decisions.
Blue Laws, folks who are working on that second care of Jack are still pondering that one.....................
I respect your choice of letting me slide on the where/wear thing. Agony is a terrible thing to waste.
Vote for W3SY for President!
He promises that there will be a chicken butt in every pot!
I respect your choice of letting me slide on the where/wear thing. Agony is a terrible thing to waste.
Vote for W3SY for President!
He promises that there will be a chicken butt in every pot!
After one or two cases (pondering the election questions and such) we don't know where things went that we're suppose to wear.......... so when in doubt, we'll just grab that bottle .................. over there!
73
KI4ITV
01-27-2008, 04:53 AM
One concern I have MR. N0ov, is our friend pope's saxuality.
Now, you brought it up, you bein' his campaign manager 'n all... so I have to ask... Did he have sax with that woodwind Ms. Selmer? The pope is supposed to be sellabutt (sorry chickens, but your arse's ain't free) and it would appear that he is engaging in sax with multiple partners.
Not to mention, though I will, that he may actually be bisaxual with not-so-passive tones eminating from his relations with the tenor Buesher Aristocrat, a knowingly seductive tenor instrument of political demise.
Just thought I would warn you of these possibly politically fatal saxual undertones eminating from his day to day activities.
all in all... W3SY could well be a better choice than most.
"a chicken butt in evey pot"
I feel that is where Mr W3SY really shines -- and YES he had sax with mister Selmer. (He owns that Selmer and has SAX regularly --- no crime in that!!!) (We're still trying to figure out if Steve playing with that CONN is an election year risk, probably not.............school is still out on that one)
Anyone can have SAX, but it is very difficult to have great SAX. It takes years of practice and dedication to make things come out "just right" -- timing is everything. Size is also very important because you don't want to hit those high notes with a "Barry".
Remember when Bill Clinton was on the election trail? He had SAX in public -- he blew and blew-it. Everyone got a good laugh --- but getting a laugh is not what great SAX is all about.
To the best of my knowledge, no one elected for President has ever had Great SAX in the white house (unless they hired someone to do the deed for them -- which is entirely acceptable, but not as satisfying as it would be if you did it your self)
Imagine this --- if Steve W3SY is elected, the party that would follow would be a great opportunity to have GROUP SAX on National TV.
Now that would be something to watch.
Given the selection this year, I'd say lets go for it.
W3SY for President --- A Chicken Butt is much more desirable than Hilliary's Butt.
(Also, we have a request for the Obama camp --- does anyone know the CW character for the letter B? ) :D
The Tripple Ripple Threat
W3SY Campaign Managers are soliciting three folks that are quite saxable to get things fired up on the election trail.
We three folks into Selmer (Alto, Tenor, and Barry) to do a three way in public (multiple locations)......................... playing "Little Brown Jug" --- the theme song decided on after the seal was broken on the 7th case of our good friend JACK. (Charley the Chicken Bander has agreed to hook up his linear and broadcast on channel 17 for the enjoyment of our mobile friends --- after all, it is the least he can do for making them licenses to operate CB free when W3SY is elected) (Charley did draw the line at broadcasting on Channel 19, need to keep that channel clear for those chicken coup and smokey reports --- and of course those CB mod broadcasts by them truck stops -- don't want to miss out on a good deal now don't you know...)
And yes, we're still trying to figure out who the heck this RON PAUL feller is.......... This one is even more difficult than remembering if it is OSAMA or OBAMA after a few fast swigs. Heck you know them politicians all look/lie alike, all smiles, all teeth, can't believe a Damn thing that comes past those pearly whites..................... (We have no problem remembering Hilleary [emphasis on eary / don't worry about the spelling, we're not. Just say "Eary" out line and you're get the idea] -- in fact we drink to try to forget and it’s not working) (Ever had a dream of Hilleary in a Teddy, whooooooooaaaaaaaa --- enough to make you lay off the sauce)
The JD Brain Trust team got a lead on their RON PAUL research -- word is he is one of those Libertarian type fellers.
Does that mean he believes running around in the winter, in the cold, topless?
Hm,,,,,,,,, well better Ron than Hilliary....................................
KB1KIX
01-27-2008, 04:55 PM
W3SY for President.
When you can't vote for "None of the Above" Vote for SY? Why -- be cause a CHICKEN BUTT in the White House is much more desirable than "Hilliary's BUTT"
Man... haven't heard Chicken Butt in a while!
Should be a holiday where we can all express our own saxuality!
Jonathan
Man... haven't heard Chicken Butt in a while!
Should be a holiday where we can all express our own saxuality!
Jonathan
Well Feb 14th is already taken --- any recommendations?
Preparing for their first news conference the W3SY "Brain Trust" come up with some common sense topics that will send those dodge ball panty waist competitors running for the hills.
1. New Laws to Ban Text Messaging while Driving
-- Heck No (Stupid, very stupid! Why not safe the money and enforce the rules against distracted driving already on the books. Heck, while your at it why don't you also bust that stupid woman reading the news paper during rush hour, or the idiot shaving his face, or the chatter box that feels it is more important to make his point rather than worry about which side of the white line his car is on.
2. Amnesty for Illegal Imigration
-- Heck No (Stupid, very stupid again) What part of Illegal don't you understand. We're all for giving folks a break, especially when they want a better start for their family. But face it folks, before we give folks a chance how about making the point that if you want that chance, you need to follow the rules. Perhaps we can borrow a few of those yellow buses that New Orleans didn't use and help ship a few of them folks back down south. When they're back home in Mexico, we can start talking about how they can get in legally and stay........
-- While we're at it, if the business owners want to hire the illegals, lets deport them too so they can have a much bigger selection of folks if they are down there where they originally came from. (Someone take pictures when the INS shows up and gives old Romney that ride down south along with his hired help)
3. Gun Control
-- Heck yes -- hold on to that puppy and know where those bullets are hitting.
-- Heck NO for making any more rules are laws that will keep guns out of the law abiding American public. Heck folks, have you actually seen any of the laws on the books? Last time I looked, using a gun to steal a car, hold up a 7-11, or firing a few shots to disperse a few folks you don't like anyway is not exactly legal. So riddle me this, why in heck do we need to add more laws to the books to punish law abiding citizens? Seems to me we would be better off enforcing some of those laws already written and get some of those BOZO's off the streets.
-- And speaking of New Orleans, the next time there is a disaster and some idiot Mayor or his Police Chief want to take tools out of the hands of the law abiding citizens (used to protect what is left of their property) lets just take their things away from them and drop them right into the middle of the mess -- no food, water or fire arms. Given them a taste and perhaps next time they will let the property owners keep them guns and perhaps use a few of those buses to ship some of the trouble makers out before the crap hits the fan
4. Election Reform
-- Heck YES -- folks running for office should not be able to call your home, send text messages -- for each violation reported they should lose one vote. That will put a quick end to this crazyness
-- Heck, lets even restrict how often they can run television adds --- perhaps let them run during the Superbowl (as long as it is funny) and not more than 30 days before we have to vote. That should save us from having to hear all those long winded stories they will just reverse two or three times before the vote and force them to get to the point quick and painless.
-- How about this reform, if you're elected to office and can't do your job because you are busy sucking up to the American public to get more votes, either resign your job or take an unpaid leave of absence. That's how it works for folks who have real jobs, and a few less $$$ may be able to pay a second or two of that interest on the national debt.
5. Prequalifications. Anyone running for office needs to play a musical instrument. Helps take the stress out of a bad day and, if you're good, they may actually consider what you have to say
6. Finally Amateur Radio rules should apply to all debates --- can't talk for more than 10 minutes without ID'ing your self, don't QRM the other canidates, and shut the heck up if someone has emergency traffic. You wouldn't want to ramble on about nothing if there is a fire in the hotel where your talking from -- know when to shut the hell up and leave the room.
Whew ---- that is a start. Wonder which ones old W3SY will use. Damn, out of Jack and it's Sunday. (Perhaps we need to take another look at them Blue Laws again, perhaps require Domino's Pizza to bring a full selection of beverages while I'm working on them 30 minute abs)
Cheers
:p
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Almost forgot STEVE W3SY FOR PRESIDENT.
Why, because a Chicken Butt in the White House is much more desirable than Hilliary's Butt!
KG4CGC
01-28-2008, 03:43 AM
I heard SY AKA Steve AKA Da Pope,
was running on an All Gay Platform.
"If by GAY you mean "Happy, having a fun time" then absolutely, as long as no one falls off -- that there platform is a little high.", states Homer D Gongbutt, W3SY Brain Trust.
W3SY is also against CRACK
-- "We don't need to see your butt crack when you bend over, so either lose some weight or pull up your pants (and tighten your belt)
W3SY says COKE is OK
-- "Having a bottle with a meal, or at a baseball game when you don't want to grab a beer"
As for Screwing...........
-- "If you have a power screw driver, screwing down them deck boards is at least our preferred method over nailing. Screwing keep things down tight and if you need to replace them boards it is easier to reverse the process.
So you can see, Steve is not running strickly on an All Gay Platform, he has other priorities as well................
Hey, what are we missing here??? What other things do we need to add to to that platform? We have some extra room now that we drained a few kegs..............
Preliminary plans for Steve AKA the Pope/W3SY to broadcast a rebuttle to the President and Democractic Response to the State of the Union Address have been called off.
None of the Network TV stations would respond to our request, and since K1MAN is off the air, there is no really good Amateur Broadcast Station Train Wrecks out there that would have folks attention like the "Old MAN" did.
Someone did suggest W3SY could do some broad casting over the Citizen Band -- rumor has it his response to that suggestion, well lets just say if I quoted him on the ZED I WOULD BE BANNED.........
Charley the Chicken Bander is anticipated to puts some plugs in as he comes back from the bar tonight, other than that --- nothing else is planned.
Guess you can have freedom of speech as long as you have the green that goes with it....................
KB1KIX
01-28-2008, 05:58 PM
As a loyalist to the Steve's position on the issues - I declare this to be bias.
Steves response deserves to be heard.
I know K1MAN has been off the air - but what about that Canadian feller on 14.275?
Jonathan
As a loyalist to the Steve's position on the issues - I declare this to be bias.
Steves response deserves to be heard.
I know K1MAN has been off the air - but what about that Canadian feller on 14.275?
Jonathan
Joanthan -- I know how you feel. This may be the first of many dark clouds that we must get past.
Rumor has it the Networks, still shaking from the Jackson wardrobe malfuction, are concerned over "Da Pope's" use of Free Speech. "If he dropped the F-Bomb on ZED, what is he likely to do when the camera's are rolling" (Network executives looked puzzled when the Brain Trust responded -- don't you have one of them there Beta Max tapes? "What's Betamax?)
The other Rumor rolling around is secret donations from the Clinton and Obama camps is what is causing the Networks NOT to provide equal time (It is obvious the normal bribes of two cases of Rolling Rock, is not sufficient to sway their opinion)
The 2nd rumor had some merit -- Hilliary was seen running into the room in tears, saying something like, "Steve, I can't compete against the POPE".-- of course these are unconfirmed.
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W3SY FOR PRESIDENT
-- Because a Chicken Butt in the White House is better than Hilliary's Butt"
What does W3SY "Da Pope" Stand For -- Charly the Chickenbander
Charley states, "well when it comes to old Steve, he don't stand for much of nothing." "Given his status as Da Pope he expects other to stand for him, so he has a tendancy to sit a lot, that is unless he has to do a Sax Solo, get a beer, or do other MAN STUFF."
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W3SY for PRESIDENT
-- Why, because a Chicken Butt in the White House is more desirable than seeing Hilliary's butt in there again.
KB1KIX
01-28-2008, 10:54 PM
Think of it this way - a pope that can communicate!
Think how nice those 11 Wilson whips will fit on that popemobile!
Speaking of popemobile, it would definitely have to be pimped out hamsexy style!
Think of the install options!
As Pope/President, Steve can bridge the gap between Charlie Chickenbander and code/no code debating hams!
W3SY - he stands for unification!
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W3SY for PRESIDENT
-- Why, because a Chicken Butt in the White House is more desirable than seeing Hilliary's butt in there again.[/QUOTE]
Pimping out the Pope Mobile is a great idea.
Buy why stop there --- perhaps we can take things one step further. Can you imagine putting a "custom Chicken Butt whoopy cushion, or CBWC for short, (something that can either make the noise or vibrate at a touch of a remote button) under Hilliarys butt. Oh what fun the rest of the primaries would be.
Don't believe us? Close your eyes, picture the BUSH State of the Union address and those television shots of Hilliary's sour puss frowning away for all to see. Now picture that same snapshot at the moment someone pushes that happy button -- the CBWC does it's thing and in a flash, Hilliary's stone cold bitch expression changes for all of America and the world to see.
Who says you can't have some fun during an election year.
W3SY for PRESIDENT
... Why you ask, because it is better to have a Chicken Butt in the White House than Hilliary's Butt............
To clarify, representatives from the W3SY Election "Brain Trust" want to clarify state that Steve did "NOT HAVE SEX with them womans that showed up on QRZ last night"
We also express our disappointment for Ted Kennedy putting his support behind Mr Obama. Which brings us up to another thing we need to put in place if elected. (After 4 or 5 cases of good Rolling Rock we kind of thought he was going to swing over to our camp. Silly us.)
-- Instead of licensing firearms, we should instead Licence Kennedy's. After all their cars and air planes have killed more people than most guns owned by law abiding, God fearing Americans.......................
W3SY for PRESIDENT
-- Why, because it is much more desirable to have a Chicken Butt in the White House than Hilliary's Butt
According to a San Francisco Chronicle article, published on 01/29/2008 by Verne Kopytoff, "Al Gore's cable television network, Current Media, on Monday filed for an initial public offering that could raise up to $100 million."
This presents a great fund raising opportunity for the W3SY Election Campain.
The Brain Trust is considering a betting pool to select the exact date old Al's initiative will crash and burn. This will not only allow us to collect some needed revenue for planning out them campain activities (i.e. buy a few more cases of Jack) but will be great fun to watch.
Anyone want to guess what old Al will do when this thing burns to the ground? "What do you mean all the money is gone? I want a recount!" 1-800-WAA-AAAA
Often folks serving in the miliary overseas often don't get a chance to meet folks running for office -- "and that is just wrong!" Da Pope says in an internal memo
Something needs to be done about this! How about planning a trip to Germany in July
Here's one of the flight options being considered -- perhaps a great time to have some Great SAX
"Fly naked on nudist holiday flight "
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080129/od_nm/nudism_flight_odd_dc;_ylt=AunxnlJlNwbJ0Dmi_D9PNjYE tbAF
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W3SY for President
--- A chicken butt in every pot, not a witch in red in a White House cot............
Wanting to avoid making the same mistake old Bill Clinton did during his time in the white house, here's the lists of DO's and Don't
1. Avoid letting Hilliary any place in the White House -- no exceptions
2. Replace don't ask, don't tell with "Shut the Hell Up -- do what you want behind close doors, we don't want to know"
3. Pay the "guest's" dry cleaning bill, even if it is out of my pocket -- don't want any surprises like Monica and that damn dress did.
4. And finally, if I had sex with that woman admit it, heck YELL IT. "YES, LOOK AT ME, I DID IT, I'M THE MAN...........can't touch this"
kc2orw
01-29-2008, 09:31 PM
Okay you win, uncle already W3SY for president :D
K0DXC
01-29-2008, 10:46 PM
One quick question, I can't tell if this thread is for real or if my sense of humor just hasn't finished developing?
K0DXC
kf6rdn
01-29-2008, 10:49 PM
That would have to be a combo of the latter and some "history" you don't know.
w3sy was an engaging and witty fellow on here that spoke his mind.
Up to and including some F bombs that got him banned.
That's it. Enough is enough.
Kennedy endorsed Obama, waisting several perfectly good case (bribe) of Rolling Rock, then tells the Clinton's "hey, we're still your friends.
Don't know where you come from, but even our "Brain Trusts" admit this is a low blow.................. Common Obama, take your nose out of the air and shake old Hilliary's hand. She washed it (we hope)
Hey, how about this. Anyone can debate, but when is the last time you heard of a Presidential Jam Session
Here's the deal --- let Bill back out of the closet, get him his AX, Steve can come armed with his Selmer. Mix in a few studio folks and boom, we have the 2008 Presidential Jam Session.
Unlike the media or the debates, Da Pope believes no one should be left out, even if they can't carry a tune in a bucket. So here's the deal -- if the other canidates can't play an instrument, we will set them up for support.
We can put Ron Paul on the spoons, John McCain on the wash board, Rudy on the wooden Flutey, Huckabee on the jugs (if we can keep Bill away from them), and Romney on the keys (yes we said keys -- he can shake them to the beat of the music)
We have a special request for Hilliary to bring her cow bell, Edwards to sing like he was in church, and Barack to beat them drums.
Together it may not sound good, but we'll have one heck of a good time.
We'll even give Bush Jr a Vibro-Slap so he can "boing" to the beat with the best of them......................................
W3SY for Prez --- why (must you ask by now?)
As a loyalist to the Steve's position on the issues - I declare this to be bias.
Steves response deserves to be heard.
I know K1MAN has been off the air - but what about that Canadian feller on 14.275?
Jonathan
We tried to get a QSO on 14.275 to see if that Canadian feller may want to help out on the W3SY campain. Couldn't get through due to all the QRM --- boy that feller an sure talk about a lot of nothing. (Hm, for some reason, feel like there may be some comparisons coming here................)
Charley the Chicken Bander is visiting the local authorities down in Georgia, seems he got caught breaking into one of those truck stops that broadcast CB repairs --- police caught him right before he could switch out the tape with Vote for Steve W3SY recording...................
We're trying to raise his bail but we're a little short on beer money (damn that Kennedy.........)
"W3SY -- Senior Member - Join Date: Dec 1999 - Posts: 5,575
Gordo asks why I found the yarn about 13 year old Gordo, a 17 year old girl, and a bottle of booze disturbing.
Re-read my post for a full explanation, dood. I thought I spelled it out. To say it another way, if that will help, from the point of view of a 13 year old boy, bagging a 17 year old girl is a real score. High five time! But from the point of view of an adult, what's the deal with a high school senior who gets drunk and does the nasty with a 13 year old junior high kid? At that age, four years is a big gap. And the difference between a 13 year old and a 17 year old is cavernous. One has to wonder about the mentality of such a 17 year old girl.
That's all assuming it's a true story, and I admit I have my doubts. Smells a little like another whopper posted for trolling purposes. But if such a thing is true, I feel sorry for the girl. She must have had some SERIOUS problems. Any of you who are parents should be nodding in agreement right about now.
Again, assuming your tale is true -- for you would NEVER troll -- when was your first encounter with a mentally stable girl? And who was the first one you "had" without first getting her drunk?
Ah, memories!
HAW!!"
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NOW WE HAVE IT --- HE DID HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN. Ok not really, here's Da Pope trying to show some poor sole the light. Alas, not everyone gets it.
"YES, HE'S THE MAN" (Hey, is that why Da Pope tells us to stick with Jack and stay clear of Southern Comfort?)
W3SY/Homer for 2008 --- Friends don't let Obama Drive Hilliary...........
kc2orw
01-30-2008, 03:38 AM
How about W3SY and Homer Simpson as Veep that would be a real dream ticket. A ticket straight from cartoon heaven, well it would be a barrel of laughs :D
Only if Ron Paul (or is it RuPaul) can be appointed Royal "Piss Boy", Mel Brooks, History of the World Part I
kc2orw
01-30-2008, 04:02 AM
Only if Ron Paul (or is it RuPaul) can be appointed Royal "Piss Boy", Mel Brooks, History of the World Part I
Rest assured I have watched that movie "Oh piss boy, oh piss boy... don't forget the shake" :D
In a surprise move, W3SY refuses Rudy's offer to support the "Grass Roots Chicken Butt movement"
Unconfirmed sources are reported hearing, "We don't need your support -- heck, you couldn't pull Florida and 1/2 of the folks living there are New York City transplants." (Damn Yankee's for folks in the south)
Editors Note: "For the folks in the north, a Yankee is a tourist that comes to Florida for a visit/has fun/spends money/leaves. A Damn Yankee never goes back to where they came from"
Steve extends the hand of friendship to Edwards, stating he is still welcome to participate in the Presidential Jam Session 2008 (if it ever develops)
W3SY for Prez...... Why, because a Chicken Butt in the White House would make Hilliary Cry.......again....
Just as we thought we were free and clear, news of an ourcry threatens the W3SY campain.
Folks were not overly upset when Da Pope droppped the F-Bomb on the ZED --- frankly Fred took action, and the lead member of the BAND was BANNED.
Now this whole Selmer/Conn issues is rasing its ugly head. Was is surprising is the issues is NOT whether or not Steve and SAX with that Conn, but rather why he was sneaking around having SAX in the first place.
Loyal Selmer followers are outraged and are questioning Steve's loyalty.
This is worse than MonicaGate, one ex Clinton supporter said, "If Steve will do this, how do we know he won't try a little number from China if one gets into the country."
The Brain Trust is doing damage control --- "Just keep Steve away from the Southern Comfort and we'll be ok. If not, he'll be tempted to have multiple SAX on the same night"
Only time will tell the damage that has been done................
W3SY for PREZ.............
... Why, must you ask why by now?
Steve -- aka W3SY aka Da Pope, caught in a compromising position jazzing it up with a CONN.
Reed taken from CONN for DNA sample, 99% of a match likely.
Sources close to the situation, "So I had SAX with a CONN -- what's the big deal?"
:eek:
kc2orw
01-30-2008, 10:32 PM
Ha even this topic got moved and it was more of a facetious joke about the political process and not about the pathetic candidate.
Da Pope and Homer for President. :D
KB1KIX
01-30-2008, 10:37 PM
In order to garner more attention to the "issues" Steve aka W3SY aka Da Pope will be distributing T-Shirts to aspiring young voters.
Please help spread the word by distributing shirts to those with the best visibility!
http://www.chicken-scratch.ca/spotchicken.jpg
Jonathan
See -- the grass roots effort is taking off.
Glad to see people remain abreast of the political situations.................
kd8dey
01-31-2008, 12:14 AM
I think he should run on a platform of eliminating Ron Paul threads.
Ahh.. Hnnn, Never Mind :D
In order to garner more attention to the "issues" Steve aka W3SY aka Da Pope will be distributing T-Shirts to aspiring young voters.
Please help spread the word by distributing shirts to those with the best visibility!
http://www.chicken-scratch.ca/spotchicken.jpg
Jonathan
Jonathan --- outstanding.
The W3SY Election "Brain Trust" confirm "it's critical to keep maximum visibility to ensure folks are kept a-breast of the big issues they are facing in 2008"
Also, it has been confirmed that STEVE did have SAX with the CONN --- Da Pope makes no secret that he is Bi-Saxual. When confronted, he promptly responded, "Me? Bi-saxual? PENAL! I am quite PENAL!!!"
Note: Fox Nuews was planning to broadcast this breaking news but they are having a problem with the FCC -- FCC censors are actively looking up the word PENAL in the rule book to see if it is "appropriate" to broadcast words that "sound dirty".................
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W3SY
-- Ah yes, if only Da POPE was not a member of the BANNED
-- Alas, he made his choice, QRZ took the appropriate action
-- Here we are, paying Tribute to the MAN WHO WOULD BE KING
RESPECT HIS AUTHORITY!
(all in good fun of course)
Please help spread the word by distributing shirts to those with the best visibility!
http://www.chicken-scratch.ca/spotchicken.jpg
Jonathan
Obsession ....................... now where can I get one of those shirts!
W3SY Sounds Off -- lets folks know where he stands on the issues.
Universal Healthcare
Universal Healthcare (aka Hillarycare) is a terrible idea that would cause a shortage of doctors, long waits for medical services, inferior care, and higher taxes, so FORGET THAT!
ARRL
The ARRL wants MORE DUES, AND PRONTO!
UNIVERSAL LICENSING.
Da Pope stand for not just the Universal Licensing System, but UNIVERSAL LICENSING.
We blew off the code requirement. Now let's blow off the written exam requirement.
We can even blow off the burden of filling out the (edited) forms!
This antiquated hurdle needlessly discriminates against the stupid and the lazy, and drains resources and funds that could otherwise be used to buy houses, cars, and free education for illegal immigrants.
W3SY states, UNIVERSAL LICENSING! A progressive idea whose time has come! It's my goal to put a "HAM" license in the grubby mitts of every man, woman, and child in this Great Nation, regardless of their ability to pay, or recite Ohm's law. UNIVERSAL LICENSING! A progressive idea whose time has come!
VOTE FOR W3SY! RESPECT MY AUTHORITY! A CHICKEN BUTT IN EVERY POT, AND TWO HAM RIGS IN EVERY HOUSE! VOTE! VOTE! VOTE! YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Now I don't care about you, or if you plan to let that Bi-Saxual thing sway your opinion. This is a Man who knows the issues, has a plan, and if elected will make things happen!
W3SY for President!!!!
A CHICKEN BUTT IN EVERY POT, AND TWO HAM RIGS IN EVERY HOUSE!
W3SY, aka Da Pope Supports Universal Licensing
Official Position of the Steve for Prez -- UNIVERSAL LICENSING! We blew off the code requirement. Now let's blow off the written exam requirement. We can even blow off the burden of filling out the damn forms! This antiquated hurdle needlessly discriminates against the stupid and the lazy, and drains resources and funds that could otherwise be used to buy houses, cars, and free education for illegal immigrants.
Now let's think about this. Trade is killing this countries economy -- by supporting Univeral Licensing we basically can improve education for the New United South American Work Force (NUSAWF), otherwise known as Illegal Immigrants.
This is a win-win situation, the NUSAWF wins by increasing their skills -- also providing them the ability to compete with those legally in this country. And by eliminating the remaining Amateur Radio hurdles, the aging Amateur Radio community will be able to expand their knowledge -- "how to speak Spanish, and how to trick out their "706" with high quality echo boxes."
Obviously, like anything the devil is in the details -- but the potential gains by the Universal Licensing proposal could off set any bad feeling from the old code folks.
After all, if you can learn CW, you should have no problem learning to speak Spanish..........................
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Charley the Chicken Bander agrees, "if Steve is big enough to eliminate licensing require for CB, this seems like a great next step for Amateur Radio. Heck, I am even willing to help install echo boxes in some of those amateur's radio boxes so they can fit in with Amateur Radio of the 21st century."
Most folks who have heard him say, STEVE REALLY BLOWS THAT SAX"
W3SY for President!!!!
A CHICKEN BUTT IN EVERY POT, AND TWO HAM RIGS IN EVERY HOUSE!
:eek:
OH NO
Selecting either of these options will double the size of the national debt. Why? Because as soon as elected, Hillary will push National Health Care -- once that is done, Millions of Americans will become extremely sick when they realize what they have done.
Clinton health plan may mean tapping pay
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080203/ap_on_el_pr/campaign_rdp_31
http://www.chicken-scratch.ca/spotchicken.jpg
OH NO
If you express your dislike for Hillary or Obama does that make you a sexist? A Racist?
Don't be afraid
CHICKEN BUTT TICKET FOR 2008
A Chicken Butt in every pot, two Ham Rigs in Every House
ab8ma
02-04-2008, 11:32 PM
I might be confused. I thought Steve was banned by Bush in 2004, for secirity reasons.
Could be wrong. Been there.
Honest Mistake
Actually Bushed Banned Steve's Band because he had a bad saxual experience when Clinton was in office and on the campain trail.
Has nothing to do with Steve -- just fall out from having unexpected, unprotected SAX
http://images.craigslist.org/01021101040501160520080204ae663aa44443bcbf55007271 .jpg
** News Flash **
Steve W3SY is still BANNED.
http://deekayen.net/sites/deekayen.net/files/images/cbm.preview.jpg
That doesn't mean you can vote for him during the primaries
W3SY FOR PRESIDENT -- CHICKEN BUTT IN EVERY POT, TWO HAM RIGS IN EVERY SHACK
http://www.vrsgmi.com/img_thumb/69593897v22_150x150_front.jpg
As others are making their run for the primaries,
Steve's "brain trusts" are downing bottles of jack, thinking about which color the "party invites" should be.........................
http://images.etsy.com/all_images/d/d68/7cd/il_430xN.482617.jpg
W3SY FOR PRESIDENT
GO AND VOTE -- DO IT NOW!!!
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N3ATS
02-06-2008, 02:36 AM
Jesus.
Someone grab his arms, I'll get the Thorazine...
kf6rdn
02-06-2008, 03:01 AM
Indeed, perhaps he & 'sy aughta get a room..
:p
kk7ue
02-06-2008, 05:29 AM
Eewwww
(spitting sounds, low rumble of flatulence)
You may be on to something there :rolleyes:
http://www.vrsgmi.com/img_thumb/69593897v22_150x150_front.jpg
W3SY for Prez
Why? Because the ARRL needs more Money
Why? Because "Hillary Healthcare" will suck worst than a box of cheap cigars in the oval office 8 years ago
Why? Because electing Da Pope will make Hillary Cry
... A Chicken Butt in every Pot, and 2 ham rigs in every shack
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT - Just Say NO
Payback for the Selmer/Conn "Incident"
As a way to show that he supports traditional family values, Steve aka Da Pope, is considering having several public meetings so folks can talk about the ramifications of having multiple Saxual partners.
Doctor "Boots" will be the guest speaker
There are steps you can take when you really want to have unprotected sax with multiple horns, such as dipping the "mouth piece" in rubbing alcohol to kill the germs -- but do you really want to do that? I mean think about it, do you really want to do that to your "tool"? Put that thing in your mouth? (Just imagine how long it would take to get that taste out of your mouth) Don't think so............
If you're not up for the risk, it is better to Just Say NO
It's ok to stick with one saxual partner if that's what you want..............
Scheduled dates to be determined, depending on availability
The W3SY "Brain Trust" say "That Dog Won't Hunt"
Ref Selmer/Conn incident -- the legal team says Steve can stop losing sleep about this incident -- they are using the OJ defense with a twist. (If the reed doesn't fit, you must acquit!)
W3SY for Prez
... A chicken butt in every pot, two ham rigs in every shack
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kc2orw
02-08-2008, 01:53 AM
Daisy Duck 2008
http://duckman.pettho.com/characters/daisy.jpg
http://rlv.zazzle.com/img/hillary_rotten_clinton_sticker.jpg?action=view&pid=217692748811817016&max_dim=210&rvtype=product&bg=0xffffff&pdt=sticker&size=1.5&style=round_sticker&view_auto=1.3&square_it=true
The Tripple Ripple Threat
W3SY Campaign Managers are soliciting three folks that are quite saxable to get things fired up on the election trail.
We three folks into Selmer (Alto, Tenor, and Barry) to do a three way in public (multiple locations)......................... playing "Little Brown Jug" --- the theme song decided on after the seal was broken on the 7th case of our good friend JACK. (Charley the Chicken Bander has agreed to hook up his linear and broadcast on channel 17 for the enjoyment of our mobile friends --- after all, it is the least he can do for making them licenses to operate CB free when W3SY is elected) (Charley did draw the line at broadcasting on Channel 19, need to keep that channel clear for those chicken coup and smokey reports --- and of course those CB mod broadcasts by them truck stops -- don't want to miss out on a good deal now don't you know...)
And yes, we're still trying to figure out who the heck this RON PAUL feller is.......... This one is even more difficult than remembering if it is OSAMA or OBAMA after a few fast swigs. Heck you know them politicians all look/lie alike, all smiles, all teeth, can't believe a Damn thing that comes past those pearly whites..................... (We have no problem remembering Hilleary [emphasis on eary / don't worry about the spelling, we're not. Just say "Eary" out line and you're get the idea] -- in fact we drink to try to forget and it’s not working) (Ever had a dream of Hilleary in a Teddy, whooooooooaaaaaaaa --- enough to make you lay off the sauce)
To heck with the debate, let's JAM
http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/ena/lowres/enan216l.jpg
Heavy CHICKEN BUTT, Very Heavy Man
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kc2orw
02-09-2008, 02:15 AM
You going bonkers again? :D
One too many Ron Paul videos. Will be better soon. Besides, the chicken is trying to show off for that good looking duck chick....
kc2orw
02-09-2008, 02:19 AM
One too many Ron Paul videos. Will be better soon. Besides, the chicken is trying to show off for that good looking duck chick....
Well feel better soon and don't let the ducks get the better of you :D
Ex NeoCon, Still Optimist
Hey Allan -- quick question.
If a NeoCon is an ex-liberal that has has gone all the way to the far right, what does that make an Ex-NeoCon --- someone who went back to their liberal roots?
:D
kc2orw
02-16-2008, 09:39 PM
Ex NeoCon, Still Optimist
Hey Allan -- quick question.
If a NeoCon is an ex-liberal that has has gone all the way to the far right, what does that make an Ex-NeoCon --- someone who went back to their liberal roots?
:D
Thats Alan with one el...
Because I too was stupid for a long while too... But I was swayed by anger by being a witness to 9/11, yes actually there. Now I am PO'd about how they took advantage of that anger and pushed us into a war we didn't need to have, simple right kapish?
Nope I am still Conservative and believe the conservatives had better go back to their roots which they refuse to do. (no not Ron Paul he's a phony conservative too)
There's more but we can talk about that in the fall till then thats as much as anyone will get. :D
Thanks Alan -- appreciate the response.
Frankly, other that a few fun plugs for W3SY for president, now that Missouri voting is done for the time being I'm content to sit back and let this crazyness go on until they finally decide who is actually going to run at the convention. This is when I reassess the data I have on both canidates, SWOT at it a bit (Strength, Weakness, Opportunities, and Threats) and then vote.
No matter what happens -- someone will be put into office, be faced with one heck of a bunch of hard decisions and life will go on. Just like usual, will adapt to anything that is thrown my way because the alternative is a big dirt nap and I'm not ready for that yet......
73 de Dan
Who wouldn't want a Chicken Butt in every pot...............
http://www.chicken-scratch.ca/spotchicken.jpg
I'm sorry my brother Dan, but this whole thing is pretty lame.
Steve is an attention whore up to a point.
I could be wrong, but I suspect he's probably not endorsing your sponsorship.
Just a guess...
Dave NX6D
Modoc County, CA
You may be right Dave, but this is not any better or worse that some of the things posted here. The primary purpose of this post is to have some fun, perhaps share that saxual feeling.
Here from Steve from time to time. Other than when he dropped the F-bomb on the Zed I found that his wit and humor actually forced folks to think about what was written.
Think everyone posting here is looking for some type of attention -- Steve to me was no better or worse......
Your thoughts, as usual, are appreciated.
Hilliary Declares War, says I don't want to be your Mommy
During a W3SY "Fun Rayzor/Keg Party" someone made the observation he doesn't have a snow balls chance in heck to get elected, why not throw what few votes he has collected behind Hilliary. Man you should have heard the laughs.......... all except Steve. Seems this struck a nerve with Da Popel
Hilliary? You have got to be kidding! Why in the heck would I ask anyone to vote for a Mommy Figure, someone who typically embodies a nagging mother or wife. She is power and control obsessed and is ruled by her ambition FAR more than any desire to serve her country. As for her experience? (we're just edit that part) She was Bill's wife, not the president or any other appointee. Heck, Do I want a neurosurgeon's WIFE operating on me because she's been MARRIED to a neurosurgeon? ANy contact she may have had with the workings of gubmint when she was First Lady would have been through barging in on crap she was neither elected nor appointed ot have contact with. She's a pushy, power-mad loony and a pseudo-celebrity who has no more business being President than Opra Noastname
That is when we brought him another beer and some fresh reeds for his Selmer. Ah nothing like a little sax to chill things out a bit. (We think Bill may have also known that, along with the value of a fine cigar)
Obviously the man has a handle on things
Hilliary could not be reached for comment --- we said she couldn't be reached, we did not say we could not hear her blowing her top behind closed doors. "STEVE, THAT &^%$##!!!!!!. I will have his balls for breakfasts. His home will be our new nuclear test range..............."
That does raise the question, do we want a woman going through "Mental Pause" with her finger on the nuclear button?
W3SY for Prez
-- A Chicken Butt in every pot, two ham rigs in every shack
Hilliary Declares War, says I don't want to be your Mommy
During a W3SY "Fun Rayzor/Keg Party" someone made the observation he doesn't have a snow balls chance in heck to get elected, why not throw what few votes he has collected behind Hilliary. Man you should have heard the laughs.......... all except Steve. Seems this struck a nerve with Da Popel
That is when we brought him another beer and some fresh reeds for his Selmer. Ah nothing like a little sax to chill things out a bit. (We think Bill may have also known that, along with the value of a fine cigar)
Obviously the man has a handle on things
Hilliary could not be reached for comment --- we said she couldn't be reached, we did not say we could not hear her blowing her top behind closed doors. "STEVE, THAT &^%$##!!!!!!. I will have his balls for breakfasts. His home will be our new nuclear test range..............."
That does raise the question, do we want a woman going through "Mental Pause" with her finger on the nuclear button?
W3SY for Prez
-- A Chicken Butt in every pot, two ham rigs in every shack
Hillary plots Steve's Destruction!
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Hillary Peace Offering -- Offer to Wash Steves Car in Exchange for His Support
W3SY refuses, pointing out it's not that he doesn't appreciate the offer but he knows where her hands have been, but doesn't know where Bill has bin --- therefore no way she is touching his car
Hillary Healthcare a Failure
If Obama received a papercut Hillary would not lift a finger to give him a bandaid
News Flash -- Hillary REFUSES to ask Steve W3SY to be VP
Da Pope simply laughs it off, stating "you've got to be frigging kidding me --- what man in their right mind would want to have Hilliary on top of them"
Heck, look at Bill --- that witch drove him to smoking. Ok, perhaps he had some other uses for those cigars but that story is a little too graphic for the ZED
W3SY for Prez
....... Chicken Butt in every pot, two ham rigs in every shack
Hillary has Gas, Blames Obama
The W3SY Brain Trust states, although this will make some great conversations as we finish that next case of Jack, this is one topic we simply don't want to touch............ without rubber gloves.
W3SY for Prez,
Why, because a Chicken Butt is better than Hillary's Butt
Just say NO -- No MO White Trash in the Whitehouse
Theft at W3SY for Prez Headquarters
No one could be reached for comment, and video system was very badly damaged. Only one picture could be retrieved -- question now remains if this person was the one involved in the break-in, or just stopped by for some of that Saxual Healing everyone has been talking about Thankfully Da Pope was no where around that night, else, Oh What a PR Problem
http://bp3.blogger.com/_bK8zv-Wc2Pk/R3utG8yTRuI/AAAAAAAABfk/-tUcy4Emydk/s320/Hillary-Mad-as-Hell.gif
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Would you want this woman to be your Mommy? Tucking in at night? Telling you what to say, what not to say, what to play with because "Mommy Knows Best?
http://uglydemocrats.com/democrats/United-States/Hillary-Clinton/psycho-hillary.jpg
You think McCain has a temper
http://uglydemocrats.com/democrats/United-States/Hillary-Clinton/hillary-clinton-yell.jpg
"What do you mean someone is considering allowing Steve, DA POPE, back on QRZ? I thought I paid them sons of Citizens Banned off!!!"
http://uglydemocrats.com/democrats/United-States/Hillary-Clinton/Hillary-Witch.jpg
Don't vote another BRICK IN THE WALL
W3SY for Prez
"Why, because a Chicken Butt in the Whitehouse is much more desirable than Hillary's Butt"
.... A chicken butt in every pott, two ham rigs in every shack
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/illogicopedia/images/thumb/8/84/Hesiod.jpg/250px-Hesiod.jpg
Guess WHAT
kc2orw
03-15-2008, 02:12 AM
How's it going Mr Crazyman? :D
Oh that's right you just play one on the zed :D
As the election season moves on, Secret Service Protection for Steve aka Da Pope remains a secret
Seems like a few of those folks showed up at the first Presidential Jam Session and Keg Party, tied a few on and haven't been back since
kf7qq
03-21-2008, 04:06 AM
mannnnn, Steve for Prez? hhhhhhhha
Hell what the hey, I'd vote for him!!!!!!!
73
If the election was today --- what would you do?
Vote to get a Chicken Butt in Every Pot, Two Ham Rigs in Every Shack
Or go with that "other person"
kc2orw
03-21-2008, 09:47 PM
Will all of congress have to where funny hats?
-- Optional but recommended.
-- At least it will give our elected officials the illusion we are laughing at the hats and not at their actions or decisions.
That is the most important issue to me... if they didn't where silly hats how could we then determine their true position on an issue. I say we make them all choose from a beanie cap with a propeller or a dunce cap. :D
That is the most important issue to me... if they didn't where silly hats how could we then determine their true position on an issue. I say we make them all choose from a beanie cap with a propeller or a dunce cap. :D
Outstanding Idea young sir...................
Vote for W3SY
Steve announces he will support Hillary Clinton for President
Ouch, stop, Steve......stop, that hurts. Hey it's just a joke.... an April Fools joke. Damn it stop. Hey, put down that bat. Steve STEVE STEVE.....................
Help Wanted -- new web master for the W3SY for Prez team
Close the US Boarders until Election is Over says W3SY supporters
Wasn't it a few years ago, when bush was elected that most of the Hollywierd croud was saying how upset they were and they were moving North to Canada because they couldn't live in this country any more?
Well,,,,, now is the time to close the boarder. I mean think about it, why in the heck would we want the folks stupid enough to actually leave the country to come back in just in time to vote for Hilliary or Obama?
I say close them boarders. If they still want to come back, make them work for it.
When Steve W3SY, Da Pope was asked for his opinion, he responded "what in the heck are you babbling about....... I told you to go easy on that jack"
w2amr
04-08-2008, 12:29 PM
One quick question, I can't tell if this thread is for real or if my sense of humor just hasn't finished developing?
K0DXC
Me too, I'm not quite getting this.
We need to bring all members of the BANNED back so they can splain it 2 us.........
Vote for Steve
I stand for not just the Universal Licensing System, but UNIVERSAL LICENSING. Universal Healthcare (aka Hillarycare) is a terrible idea that would cause a shortage of doctors, long waits for medical services, inferior care, and higher taxes, so FORGET THAT!
I call for UNIVERSAL LICENSING! We blew off the code requirement. Now let's blow off the written exam requirement. We can even blow off the burden of filling out the damn forms! This antiquated hurdle needlessly discriminates against the stupid and the lazy, and drains resources and funds that could otherwise be used to buy houses, cars, and free education for illegal immigrants.
The ARRL wants MORE DUES, AND PRONTO! If elected, I will go a long way toward their dream by opening the amateur radio (aka HAM) floodgates to any yo-yo who wants to clamp down on a mic button.
It's my goal to put a "HAM" license in the grubby mitts of every man, woman, and child in this Great Nation, regardless of their ability to pay, or recite Ohm's law. UNIVERSAL LICENSING! A progressive idea whose time has come!
VOTE FOR W3SY! RESPECT MY AUTHORITY! A CHICKEN BUTT IN EVERY POT, AND TWO HAM RIGS IN EVERY HOUSE! VOTE! VOTE! VOTE! YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Now it just doesn't get better than that!
N4VGB
04-25-2008, 02:48 AM
Me too, I'm not quite getting this.
It seems as though you stopped "getting it" a long time ago. :cool:
14.200
Unknown radio operator, "I'm going F###ing crazy"
Licensed operator, "last caller, you can't use that language over the air"
Unknown radio operator, "I'm going F###ing crazy"
Licensed operator (now upset) "last caller, you can't use that language over the air - what is your call sign? IDENTIFY YOURSELF"
Unknown radio operator, "I ain't that F###ing crazy"
The ARRL wants MORE DUES, AND PRONTO! If elected, I (W3SY) will go a long way toward their dream by opening the amateur radio (aka HAM) floodgates to any
yo-yo who wants to clamp down on a mic button.
The goal is to goal to "put a "HAM" license in the grubby mitts of every man, woman, and child in this Great Nation, regardless of their ability to pay, or recite Ohm's law. UNIVERSAL LICENSING! A progressive idea whose time has come!"
W3SY for Prez (Hey, do you think he would select NX6D to run for the VP position?)
w2amr
04-25-2008, 07:33 AM
It seems as though you stopped "getting it" a long time ago. :cool:
If I want any Sh*t out of you, I'll squeeze your head.
News Flash from Da Pope
W3SY states, "I'm rising in the pills since people are waking up to the fact that Hitlery is a vicious, devisive, overly-ambitious biotch and Obama keeps company with flaky preachers
Also since the (fake) Pope visited the USA, the People have demanded their OWN Pope in the White House.
UNVERSAL LICENSING FOR ALL!!!
Regardless of ability to pay, regardless of ability to pass!"
Now, what can you say to that
W3SY for Prez
W3SY finds way to influence Democrats -- GO UNION
The Dim-o-crats are heavily pro-union, and the nation is now heavily pro-Dummycrat. ERGO, unions are the way to go, baby!
W3SY proposes the formation of the HAM Union. HAM UNION NOW!!! HAM UNION NOW!!! HAM UNION NOW!!!
What's the ARRL? It's the American Radio Relay League.
What is it? It's a LEAGUE! Who's afraid of a LEAGUE? What, is it like a Friday night Bowling League? The Women's Auxillary League? Little League??
The ARRL is run by a bunch of scrawny Poindexters with slide rules and pocket protectors. And they formed a "league." Well, WHOOP DEE FRICKIN DOO!
No wonder the ARRL can't get anything constructive done. We need a HAM UNION. We need to use physical intimidation, and lots of it. Every day, everywhere. We need leg breakers. Arm twisters. Butt kickers. We need
(more) 2-digit IQ people who blindly follow leadership like so many sheep.
This formula has worked for a long time for the labor unions. Nobody can deny that THEY keep everyone in line.
That's what HAM (snicker) needs. A Union! HAM UNION NOW!!
In my next installment, I'll think of a clever name for this union. In the mean time, get ready to put your personal opinions, politics, and agendas aside. The HAM UNION is gonna handle that all for you from now on!
HAM UNION OR BUST!!!
w2amr
04-25-2008, 09:09 PM
News Flash from Da Pope
[SIZE="3"]Now, what can you say to that
Thousands of poor hungry comedians out of work..........:(
Thousands of poor hungry comedians out of work..........:(
Actually do a search on QRZ -- think you will find Steve W3SY had that title long before the current POPE did.
Now if I was referring to the other feller would the correct verbage be Das Pope? :eek: :D
Heck, who cares -- bring back both W3SY and NX6D
N4VGB
04-25-2008, 09:49 PM
If I want any Sh*t out of you, I'll squeeze your head.
LOL! :p:p:p
More SY-babble:
I see someone on Talk 'n' Opinions wants to grandfather Advanced to Extra. What a swell idea! It's been HOW long since they stopped giving out Advanced tickets?? And the Extra exam has been out there for the taking for HOW long?? So instead of just wandering down to the VE session and taking the test, they just want it handed to them? Heeyeah, right.
What's the aversion? There's no more code! I've heard of waiting for the requirements to drop, but this is ridiculous. More like waiting for the requirements to go away completely.
That's why when I'm elected, I will sign Universal Licensing legislation into law before I've even taken my first crap in the White House bathroom. I want to grandfather ham... whoops HAM... tickets to every man, woman, child, and some more highly functional zoo animals in the nation.
As I say, "regardless of ability to pay... regardless of ability to pass!"
Another Progressive program I will implement will be Redistribution of Ham Gear. Hams with multiple rigs will have to turn these "Excessive Windfall Radios" over to my government to be redistributed to people too poor or lazy to get a rig on their own.
As Senator Hillaruh Rod-HAM Klinton has said, "We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." For once, I think she got it right, and I totally agree. Remember, it takes a village to raise a child, and it takes a Village Idiot to run the country.
But don't vote for HER.... Vote for ME.
I promise to do all the crazy crap she would do, and so very, very much more!
My motto will be, "If you GOT it, we WANT it!" LICENSES FOR ALL! RIGS FOR THE MASSES!
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
W3SY for Prez
... Why? Because a Chicken Butt in the White House is much more acceptable than having Hilliary's butt back in the Oral,,,, uh,,, Oval Office.
Wonder where folks would stand if the INS implemented a policy requiring 20 WPM CW in English for all folks wanting to get a green card to stay in the USA or be granted citizenship
I for one am all for this. Because if folks are dedicated enough to study all our history to become citizens, I know this add will increase the number of proficient CW ops -- unlike the current plans which are increasing the proficiency of CB Ops on 20 meters
What is all this crap about Hillary being a carpet muncher -- is this a play for the gay vote or just an attempt to have folks understand why Bill enjoyed a good cigar every now and then....
Obama forces his hand, now on top of Hillary
If Hilliary does not like that position could that be considered political RAPE?
To quote a famous Ex-Zedder, "Remember, you can't spell "Obama" without "B O.". Haw!!!!"
Hillary est en colère contre Obama, sa position de favori sur le dessus.
News Flash -- Clinton Loss is W3SY Gain
Live, from the Pope himself!
Meanwhile, the W3SY For Pres campaign forges ahead. Last time I checked, I have exactly as much chance to be President as Shrillary, so I have chosen to adopt her Two Principal Campaign Strategies:
1) Appealing to The Stupid: All along, the media has been telling us that Hilarious's voting block consists of "lesser-educated" induhviduals, aka The Stupid. Appealing to The Stupid is a time tested formula for achieving your goals. It worked in late 1930's Germany. It works in the Televangelist Industry. It works on late night infomertials. And for a good while, it was working for the Billary campaign. I will take it one step further and appeal to The Really Stupid. HAM UNION NOW!!! (If you caught yourself nodding in agreement to that very last statement, I WANT YOUR VOTE!) See, if you are full of crap (and who is more full of crap than me an Chillary?), "smart" people will see through you and walk away chuckling.
Stupid people, and Golden Retrievers, think you are really special if you talk to them in a cool soothing voice about all the free "gimmes" (free healthcare, free college tuition, free Milk Bones, etc) you are going to give them.
2) See number 1.
So don't be Stupid and vote for Hillary No-Last-Name. Be Really Stupid and vote for W3SY. Free Universal HAM Licensing for all! HAM UNION NOW! HAM UNION NOW! HAM UNION NOW!
Gentlemen, this briefing is over.
Out.
p.s. -- HAM UNION NOW!
Now, what else can you say to that.
W3SY for Prez
Why? Do you reeeeeaaaaalllllyyyy need to ask by now?
The Hand of the Almighty
(God Will #### You Up)
by John R. Butler
You go Girl!!!
In a secret discussion between Shillery and the W3SY brain trust, it appears to be the consensus it is best that Hilliary to continue to run hard, like someone coming back from Mexico after a 3 day drunk who failed to remember NOT to drink the water (now there's a visual for ya, pass the bottle of Jack if you please)
The idea is this. If that rat bastage Edwards can turn over his votes to Osama/bamaboy the old gal should have no problem with passing her votes over to Da Pope. I mean really, what are you going to do, tell folks to vote for McCain? (Now if you think about it, that may not be too bad -- McCain seems to be the only conservative liberal Democrat running for office, he just happens to be on the Republican ticket.)
A vote for Steve is a vote for elimination of all those silly rules and regulations from the FCC. Heck, they lost their credibility anyway with K1MAN and the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction incident anyway. Time to set the brothers free -- do away with licensing and let anyone who can figure out how to hold a mike put a radio in their hand. Heck, why not. I mean really, if a record player can be used as a musical instrument, why not use the old CW keys and paddles as musical instruments too..........
So what do you say, remaining votes for Hilliary is a vote for Steve. (Who has ensured us that if Hilliary wants to come back into the white house once he is elected, there is always room for another beer bitch) As for Bill, he will be officially appointed in his old position as White House MacDaddy
W3SY for Prez
Standards Set in Politics -- who would have "thunk"
Steve's (W3SY) election team has been negotiating with the evil witch of New York about taking over her delegates once she drops out so Obama (Osama, what ever) doesn't get them --- but wait, there is a catch.
Steve has drawn a line in the sand --- he is willing to support Universal Licensing, but ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT dress in drag so folks can't tell if it's Hilliary or a guy.......
Florida loves W3SY
When asked, 95% of folks from Florida, regardless of sex, agreed they would rather see Steve in a bathing suit during a campaign stop vs Hillary (McCain or Obama for that matter)
Of course, this same demographic when asked thought McCain was the 3rd candidate running for the Democratic nomination and still stated they would vote again for Regan
W3SY For Prez
w2amr
06-01-2008, 03:31 PM
Florida loves W3SY
When asked, 95% of folks from Florida, regardless of sex, agreed they would rather see Steve in a bathing suit during a campaign stop vs Hillary (McCain or Obama for that matter)
Of course, this same demographic when asked thought McCain was the 3rd candidate running for the Democratic nomination and still stated they would vote again for Regan
W3SY For Prez
I was wondering when this turd would float to the top again.
:p
Speaking of turds, has anyone flushed Shillery yet? Heard Bill is standing by the bowl with a fresh roll of toilet paper to ............ dry her eyes?
:D
w2amr
06-03-2008, 08:59 PM
Speaking of turds, has anyone flushed Shillery yet? Heard Bill is standing by the bowl with a fresh roll of toilet paper to ............ dry her eyes?
:D
Time to fly off into the sunset. Wonder what kind of mileage she gets on that broom?
Well lets just home Obama has the sense NOT to pick Chelsy's Mama for VP.
Man, can you imagine the mess for the Secret Service? Protecting Obama not only from the normal presidential threats but from Hillary also --- hey obama, have a nice sandwitch for you. Want some skinney and sweet in your coffee? Here, have another cigarette.
May be good for Bill though --- he doesn't have to worry about being first lady
We'll I'll be a son of a Kennedy, damn if old Shillary didn't go and back Osamabama (whatever) for president. She did that after Steve (W3SY) made a respectable offer to be his White House Beer Wench and was even considering to offer her the lead position on his Universal Licensing Program.
I guess old Wampus Butt didn't support putting a chicken butt in every pot.
Man, I'm not sure just how long Steve da Pope can last on this one. His Brain Trusts are down to their last case of Jack and Selmer needs some new reeds...................
Could be 2008 may not be his year...........
Now isn't that a sad sight -- poles are tied. 50% want to elect Steve for Prez, the others want that other feller.
What's the matter folks, what do you have against Universal Licensing?
After all, you did vote to do away with code testing............
Rally the troops -- field day is coming and we need all the radio active folks to support W3SY call for Universal Licensing
Think about it, a chicken butt in every pot and two radios in every shack. No code test, no license, just free people enjoying free airwaves while they are popping microwave popcorn using $20 worth of wire that doubles as a clothing line and for the first time their linear is legal.
Ye HAW................
Rally the troops -- field day is coming and we need all the radio active folks to support W3SY call for Universal Licensing
Think about it, a chicken butt in every pot and two radios in every shack. No code test, no license, just free people enjoying free airwaves while they are popping microwave popcorn using $20 worth of wire that doubles as a clothing line and for the first time their linear is legal.
Ye HAW................
GOTA Stations should be set up next to a CB so folks can see the difference with a sign posted, please do not yell Breaker 19 on this here radio
Through out the land, as people evaluate the canidates -- McCain or Obama, there is another option. W3SY aka Da Pope
W3SY -- supporter of universal licensing. Now they have done away with code testing, why not eliminate testing all together -- this way everyone can get Radio Active (Ham rig in every shack) (Hey, field day has a Get on the Air Station, Steve would simply expand this to Get on the Air Anyday Station)
W3SY -- an equal opportunity employer, willing to give Hillary a position in the White House as a bartender/beer beotch
W3SY -- who's energy policy could very well be "hey, if you can afford the gas then drive, if not shut the heck up and pettle your fat butt to work -- maybe lose a pound or two
W3SY -- who would tell the FCC to kiss is rosy red arce
W3SY is Da Man, the only true American willing and qualified (at least by the standards used in the last election to select a canidate) to run this country. At least if he runs it into the ground, the ride will be a lot more fun than if Obama and McCain take the helm
Time my friends for some Saxual Healing
W3SY for Prez
Two Chicken Butts in Every Pot, two ham rigs in every shack
w2amr
06-25-2008, 09:13 PM
Well, if you don't find anyone else entertaining, might just as well entertain yourself. :p
Well, if you don't find anyone else entertaining, might just as well entertain yourself. :p
Have to admit, this is more entertaining that reading people wine about Obama or McCain
w2amr
06-26-2008, 12:07 AM
Have to admit, this is more entertaining that reading people wine about Obama or McCain
Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. Please continue doing whatever it is you are doing here. :p
Just read yesterday that Hillary is going to be making an appearance with Obama today -- in return for Obama paying back some of that 20 milion dollars Hillary loaned herself. (man that is one we don't want to touch just yet)
Hey, does that mean Shillery will pay back Steve's "brain trust" for the two to three cases of Jack they burned through when they were trying to talk the old Cow into passing the delegates over Steve's way
W3SY for Prez
New W3SY Running Strategy Announced
If you "ain't" a Republican and "ain't" no Dummycrat, then you must be an AMERICAN! Vote for Steve, he's WON of US
Obviously, they must be appealing to the folks who voted for Hillary..................
W3SY Da Pope confirms each American NOW speaks two languages, English and Bad English so all this humbub about having folks learn any thing more is simply election year who ha...... I mean really, if folks wanted to learn something new they would have never eliminated Code testing.
This is why W3SY supports Universal Licensing -- why take time to take a stupid test when you simply can lay your money down and get what you need to get radio active.
Universal Licensing -- a concept which time has come
W3SY for President!!!
Don't vote for the droppings that come out of a Chicken's Butt when you can have the entire Chicken's back side.
W3SY for Prez -- Guess What, Chicken Butt