Smallest books at the library

[w1tdp]

"My Favorite Undies"......By Paris Hilton

or

"In Search of the Real Killer"....By O.J. Simpson

or how about

"Taking Control of Your Courtroom"...by Judge Lance Ito

Maybe

"Profound, Logical Thinking"....By George Bush



I just know someone must have a Ron Paul book to add to the list. Come on, give it your best shot!

[W0MT]

"NeoCons with an IQ above 80"

"Just Say No To Drugs" by Rush Limbaugh

"Proper Bathroom Etiquette–How To Meet New Friends While on Travel” by Larry Craig

“Hunting Safely” by Dick Cheney

[W1GUH]

Aw, you guys beat me to everything I was going to add!

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[W0MT]

Quote[/b] (W1GUH @ Jan. 20 2008,20:11)]Aw, you guys beat me to everything I was going to add!

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It's a tough crowd here. You need to be quick!

[kd5kfl]

Famous Jewish Defensive Linemen

Jeffrey Dahmers Gourmet Cookbook

The Women In My Life, by Michael Jackson

True Stories of the Vietnam War, by John Kerry

[WF7A]

"Honest Used Car Salesmen Almanac"

"Microsoft Vista Customer Satisfaction Survey"

[K8MHZ]

You stole my wife, you horse thief.

[n2ize]

"Building Quality Software" #by Microsoft

"Heat your Home with Solar Power" - Exxon-Mobil press

"Secrets of Winning Elections" - Ron Paul

"Using Firearms and Military Weaponry" - Ghandi

"Pacifism and Nonviolent Strategies" - General Curtis LeMay

[KG4JYD]

Quote[/b] (n2ize @ Jan. 20 2008,20:46)]"Secrets of Winning Elections" - Ron Paul
We'll see how secret it is by convention time.

[nx6d]

"The Collective Positive Influences by Brain Dead So Called "Conservative" 4 and 5 stations"

"The Lifetime Accomplishments of the 2008 Republican Presidential Candidates"

[AD5WY]

"Triumphs of the Veterans Affairs Commitees"

[WB2WIK]

"French War Heroes"

[W3MIV]

Constitutional Law, by Ron Paul.

[W0MT]

"Predictions That I Have Made That Came True" by KG4JYD

[K8ERV]

How to Win Friends and Influence People-- by George Bush.

TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo

[W3MIV]

Quote[/b] (K8ERV @ Jan. 21 2008,14:41)]How to Win Friends and Influence People-- by George Bush.

TOM K8ERV #Montrose Colo
W or HW?

[w1tdp]

Quote[/b] (W3MIV @ Jan. 21 2008,06:49)]Quote[/b] (K8ERV @ Jan. 21 2008,14:41)]How to Win Friends and Influence People-- by George Bush.

TOM K8ERV #Montrose Colo
W or HW?
Does it matter? The fruit falls not far from the tree....

[KB3PXR]

Morse code for dummies -- By almost any no coder
How not to be a LID -- by almost any Winlinker
How to build quality products -- by a Chinese manufacturer
How to write a book -- by KB3PXR
How to get your HAM ticket -- By a CBer

[W3MIV]

Quote[/b] (w1tdp @ Jan. 21 2008,18:06)]Quote[/b] (W3MIV @ Jan. 21 2008,06:49)]Quote[/b] (K8ERV @ Jan. 21 2008,14:41)]How to Win Friends and Influence People-- by George Bush.

TOM K8ERV #Montrose Colo
W or HW?
Does it matter? #The fruit falls not far from the tree....
Nor, for that matter, do the starling droppings.

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[k6pme]

Honesty and Integrity in Politics
By: Any Politician

Principles and Concepts of Water Rescue
By: Ted Kennedy

[KB9VQM]

The Art of the forward pass---by Brett Favre:(

[N3ATS]

Intelligent Highway Engineering - by PA DOT.

How To Drive - by Anyone with Jersey Tags.

Vocabulary for the Layman - by W3MIV http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Counting to Three - by AE6IP http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Oooh, forgot one...

A Relaxing Discussion about Ron Paul - by KG4JYD http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[N7RJD]

Quote[/b] (w1tdp @ Jan. 21 2008,08:06)]Quote[/b] (W3MIV @ Jan. 21 2008,06:49)]Quote[/b] (K8ERV @ Jan. 21 2008,14:41)]How to Win Friends and Influence People-- by George Bush.

TOM K8ERV Montrose Colo
W or HW?
Does it matter? The fruit falls not far from the tree....
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[N7RJD]

Quote[/b] (W3MIV @ Jan. 21 2008,03:13)]Constitutional Law, by Ron Paul.
That wouldn't be a short book. It may be way off base but the dude is a wind bag and would ramble for hours on the subject.

[wa4brl]

"Morse Code: Amateur Radio's Indelible Tradition" ................. by the NCI Press

"Winlink 2000: Amateur Radio's Wonderous Future" .............. by Charles, N5PVL

[KC9IUX]

Publick Speeking, By George W Bush.

Japaneese Food I like, By his Dad.

NYC Firefighters Who Support Me, By Rudy.

Why I Love the US, By Jane Fonda.

Direct Answers, By AE6IP.

[N5NPO]

"Understanding the Conservative way of thinking" by John N2IZE

"Wit and charm, the polite way" by John N2NH and Dave NX6D

[KI4PEQ]

Quote[/b] (nx6d @ Jan. 20 2008,21:58)]"The Collective Positive Influences by Brain Dead So Called "Conservative" 4 and 5 stations"

"The Lifetime Accomplishments of the 2008 Republican Presidential Candidates"


"Nightlife in Modoc County" by Dave, NX6D

"We Support Our Nation's Military" by the faculty of the University of California, Berkeley

"Snakes of Hawaii" by the faculty of the University of Hawaii

"I Had Sex with Monica" by Bill Clinton

"The Musings of a Simple, Humble Servant of God" by Al Sharpton, with foreword by Jesse Jackson

[n2ize]

"Avoiding Narcotics Addiction" - Rush Limbaugh

"Managing your Pension" - Ken Lay

"Making The Case for Vietnam" - Jane Fonda

"Understanding Constitutional Law" - KG4JYD

[W3MIV]

Quote[/b] (n7rjd @ Jan. 21 2008,21:51)]Quote[/b] (W3MIV @ Jan. 21 2008,03:13)]Constitutional Law, by Ron Paul.
That wouldn't be a short book. It may be way off base but the dude is a wind bag and would ramble for hours on the subject.
A thick tome, but all blank pages.

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[KA7RRA]

Quote[/b] (nx6d @ Jan. 20 2008,20:58)]""The Lifetime Accomplishments of the 2008 Republican Presidential Candidates"
""The Lifetime Accomplishments of the 2008 Democratic Presidential Candidates"

[m0dcd]

For us over here_

"Data Security", published by HM Stationary Office, author unknown.