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01-10-2008, 04:35 AM
Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a West Virginian are
all working together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie
pops out of it. 'I will give each on you one wish, which is three
wishes in total', says the Genie. The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer
and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in
Canada ..' POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in
Canada was forever fertile for farming.
Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan,
Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians
can come in our our precious land.' POOF! Again, with the blink of
the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The WV'n says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this
wall.' The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet
thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out;
it's virtually impenetrable.' The WV'n sits down, cracks a beer,
smiles, and says, 'Fill it with water.'
all working together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie
pops out of it. 'I will give each on you one wish, which is three
wishes in total', says the Genie. The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer
and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in
Canada ..' POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in
Canada was forever fertile for farming.
Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan,
Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians
can come in our our precious land.' POOF! Again, with the blink of
the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The WV'n says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this
wall.' The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet
thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out;
it's virtually impenetrable.' The WV'n sits down, cracks a beer,
smiles, and says, 'Fill it with water.'