Christmas Cookie

[W6GQ]

New Captain Morgan Christmas Cookie Recipe


1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Captain Morgan

- Sample the Captain Morgan to check quality.

- Take a large bowl, check the Captain Morgan again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

- Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

- Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.

- At this point it's best to make sure the Captain Morgan is still OK.
Try another cup.. just in case.

- Turn off the mixer thingy.

- Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

- Pick the frigg ing fruit off floor...

- Mix on the turner.

- If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver.

- Sample the Captain Morgan to check for tonsisticity.

- Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a sheet.

- Check the Captain Morgan.

- Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

- Add one table.

- Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.... whatever you can find.

- Greash the oven.

- Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

- Don't forget to beat off the turner.

- Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

- Finish the bottle of Captain Morgan.

- Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

Cherry Mistmas!!

[KG4CGC]

I liked it.

[W2JGA]

Get your arse over here and clean the chocolate ice cream off my monitor!!! #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

At first, I was about to print your recipe, but after I got to the bottom, it said 1 BOTTLE of Captain Morgan. That's when I knew something was up!

After clicking "Add Reply" I quietly run back to the top to read it again!

[KC2ESD]

I posted something like that on a dial up BBS back in the early 1990s. I just wonder if my post just somehow made it back to QRZ changed. It is still funny and thats what rag chew needs more of.

73 de Rick KC2ESD

[W2JGA]

Gawd Rick, I remember those days. Seems like it was just yesterday the internet just took off.

[KG6YTZ]

Quote[/b] (KC2ESD @ Dec. 16 2007,16:56)]I posted something like that on a dial up BBS back in the early 1990s.
Probably in its earlier incarnation as a rum cake recipe [no specific brand of rum given]. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

[w3bny]

Quote[/b] (W6GQ @ Dec. 16 2007,10:59)]- Don't forget to beat off the turner.
You are gonna do what to who?!?!?!

Oh you wacky 6 landers you.

[kf6rdn]

I was going to mention that this sounds like a horrible waste of good rum.

I've seen variances on this as well.

[W6GQ]

Quote[/b] (w3bny @ Dec. 17 2007,07:29)]Quote[/b] (W6GQ @ Dec. 16 2007,10:59)]- Don't forget to beat off the turner.
You are gonna do what to who?!?!?!

Oh you wacky 6 landers you.
yeah that too, good thing I live in 9 land