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KG4CGC
12-15-2007, 12:41 PM
Got this in an e-mail. Can't back up the validity one way or the other but it's great.


THE BEST COMEBACK LINE for 2007...


For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an
"Australian treasure!"
General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. You'll love
his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and
children.
Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!
This is one of the best comeback lines of all time.
It is a portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and
General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting
his military headquarters.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young
boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be
teaching children?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline
before they even touch a firearm..

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL COSGROVE: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one,
are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.

KG6YTZ
12-15-2007, 01:05 PM
Ah, I see the story has mutated again. #Now it's an Australian Major General named Peter Cosgrove?

Snopes link (http://www.snopes.com/military/reinwald.asp).

kf4vgx
12-15-2007, 02:29 PM
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif .

You know your over the hill when you start picking your teeth out of the popcorn.


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N3ATS
12-15-2007, 03:02 PM
Yeah it's fake, but funny! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Kind of like... "What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?"

"Recoil..."

KB9YCO
12-15-2007, 03:07 PM
Quote[/b] (N3ATS @ Dec. 15 2007,10:02)]Yeah it's fake, but funny! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
That's what I was thinking. That one has circulated before, in different forms, but still gives a chuckle.