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KA7RRA
10-31-2007, 10:04 PM
OK I just had my colonoscopy and everything is ok. find and dandy
dose that mean I can become a extra class operator?
Iam 50.8 yrs old and had the colonoscopy test and passed
Dave
KC9ECI
10-31-2007, 10:07 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Things I didn't need to know.
KC5CSG
10-31-2007, 10:13 PM
Does that proceedure come with a kiss afterwards? I know I'd want one.
Jerry
KC9JIQ
10-31-2007, 10:17 PM
Quote[/b] (KA7RRA @ Oct. 31 2007,15:04)]OK I just had my colonoscopy and everything is ok. find and dandy
dose that mean I can become a extra class operator?
Iam 50.8 yrs old and had the colonoscopy test and passed
Dave
No.
You got to share your experience on the 75meter net! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
You are duly anointed. Upgrade to Extra Class ASAP.
kl7aj
10-31-2007, 10:46 PM
Quote[/b] (KC9JIQ @ Oct. 31 2007,15:17)]Quote[/b] (KA7RRA @ Oct. 31 2007,15:04)]OK I just had my colonoscopy and everything is ok. find and dandy
dose that mean I can become a extra class operator?
Iam 50.8 yrs old and had the colonoscopy test and passed
Dave
No.
You got to share your experience on the 75meter net! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
Now, Amateur Radio is really just a microcosm of life on the “outside.” Even in our midst, we have those who will complain about “all those dad-burned contesters” who interfere with the Prostate and Periodontal Procedural Discussion Network on the amateur radio bands every weekend. Don’t pay too much heed to those old grouches. Don’t go out of your way to annoy them, but don’t let them spoil your fun, either.
From "The Opus"
ab1ga
10-31-2007, 11:23 PM
Quote[/b] (KC5CSG @ Oct. 31 2007,17:13)]Does that proceedure come with a kiss afterwards? I know I'd want one.
Jerry
No, but if your doctor is old-fashioned, you get dinner and a movie!
All this crap abt "class". Show me the doctor who has your thumping heart in his (or her) hand and I'll show you "class". What about the Opthemologist that gives you your sight back? What about the doctor that saves your baby's life? What about the guy (or gal) that knows how to land a 747? All I did was study for a mediocre exam because I wanted the extra freq"s. It was no big deal. If you want AE all you have to do is STUDY
KC9JIQ
11-01-2007, 12:02 AM
There was a OF on last night that had a nurse do somthing to him, she needed a thrid hand, so she took the old mans hand and put it between her legs, the OF said he was itching to scratch it! #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
and concluded that when your old you can get away with that stuff, dirty old men. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
k4kyv
11-01-2007, 12:05 AM
Quote[/b] (KA7RRA @ Oct. 31 2007,22:04)]OK I just had my colonoscopy and everything is ok. find and dandy
Is this QRZ.com or 75m SSB?
W4INF
11-01-2007, 12:24 AM
I have colitis and finished my second one a few months ago, at the age of 40. I didnt get no extra, but the good news is, I wont have to *&$# in a bag for life, everything checked out okay!
I don't have a bag now, just saying I wont need one- for clarification. :-)
Quote[/b] (KC9JIQ @ Oct. 31 2007,18:02)]There was a OF on last night that had a nurse do somthing to him, she needed a thrid hand, so she took the old mans hand and put it between her legs, the OF said he was itching to scratch it! #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
and concluded that when your old you can get away with that stuff, dirty old men. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
That's like the one about the 87 year old man in the nursing home. He was given a triple dose of Viagra every day. When asked why the triple dose for an 87 year old man...the nurse replied..."It keeps him from falling out of bed!"
WA6MHZ
11-01-2007, 12:57 AM
Enjoy the "Movi-Prep"?? I want to get some of that for a scoundrel I know and put it in his beer. He won't get off the pot for days to come! It wouldn't have been a half bad procedure if it wasn't for that aspect of it!
WA6MHZ
11-01-2007, 01:00 AM
Quote[/b] (KC9JIQ @ Oct. 31 2007,17:02)]There was a OF on last night that had a nurse do somthing to him, she needed a thrid hand, so she took the old mans hand and put it between her legs, the OF said he was itching to scratch it! #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
and concluded that when your old you can get away with that stuff, dirty old men. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Don't think I could get away with it. Every lady I know would SLAP me HARD!!!, and then bring me up on Harrassment charges!! (even my WIFE!!!)
NA4BH
11-01-2007, 03:04 AM
Extra Class.
You just think you had a colonoscopy............ http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Good Luck, Dude....... Get the Extra............ It doesn't look like it adds much, but it adds everything. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
I hope you didn't have to study all night for that test.
When I had mine done I asked the doctor if I could have a copy of the vid to send to an ex-friend with a note, "Just saying hi."
Remember: if a doctor performs a prostate exam on you and he has a hand on each of your shoulders, well...
w2amr
11-01-2007, 10:04 AM
Quote[/b] (KA7RRA @ Oct. 31 2007,15:04)]OK I just had my colonoscopy and everything is ok. find and dandy
dose that mean I can become a extra class operator?
Iam 50.8 yrs old and had the colonoscopy test and passed
Dave
Great, now you have a nice clean place to store your key.
Quote[/b] (KC5CSG @ Oct. 31 2007,11:13)]Does that proceedure come with a kiss afterwards? I know I'd want one.
Jerry
No but you can say what I said to my (Female) Doctor the first time I had a Prostate Exam.
"I usually like to have a dinner and a movie before this but if you want to skip around thats fine"
kg4kww
11-01-2007, 12:58 PM
This thread stinks http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
ac4ut
11-01-2007, 01:24 PM
Quote[/b] (KA7RRA @ Oct. 31 2007,15:04)]OK I just had my colonoscopy and everything is ok. find and dandy
dose that mean I can become a extra class operator?
Iam 50.8 yrs old and had the colonoscopy test and passed
Dave
No "butt" things will be "hole lot better" now.
KI4PEQ
11-02-2007, 10:42 AM
If you and your doctor are lifelong personal buds, and he uses a scope to probe your nether region, that gives a new meaning to "look me up sometime!"