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The End of the World
Yep, those rascally smart NEOCONS have known this all along. The world ended on Nov. 6, 2000. Everything since then has been for naught since there's been no world to live in. The rest of us, we didn't notice! How can that be? Well it explains a lot of things. It is the perfect explanation of how:
1) Everything and I mean EVERYTHING is Clintons fault. How can one man be responsible for literally everything wrong with the Universe? Because he was our last president. There fore, nobody can change anything he did prior to 11/6/00. Due to entropy since the world ended, things have been going to hell in a handbasket - literally. So, with no chance of any possible change no matter who gets elected, it's Clinton's fault. NEOCONs know this. Just like your wife really knows where all those missing sox went.
2) Al Gore is trying to save the world. But NEOCONs know this is futile and are just laughing at his attempts. How can you save what isn't there? And all those awards? What good are they going to do you if you have no world to live in? HuH??
3) Global Warming? Hah! Real men don't worry about that. Why would they? There's no world to warm up! Crafty NEOCONs!
4) National Health Insurance. That's only good if the world still existed. You don't need to be healthy if there is no world to be healthy in. Smoke those cigarettes, there's really no point. Oh, and if your kid gets sick and dies because he can't see a doctor, just be thankful you get $255 in survivors benefits. It's the least NEOCONs can do. (To be rescinded as soon as they find out about this.)
5) Guns. That's what's important. They go boom, are a right and if we're invaded, well anybody knows that couple of thousand men with shotguns and pistols will out gun any foreign army or air force. Besides, it's a good tribute to all those End of the World Mad-Max films. What traditionalists. Want proof? When is the last time a foreign country dared to cross their path? NEOCONs know this too. BOOM!
6) Worse than Clinton was his predecessor, Jimmy Carter. A man of God, he listened to God and prayed every night. Unlike the present inhabitant of 1600 Pennsyvania Ave. Um, well on second thought, very much like him.
Moving on. Clinton did it.
7) Cold War. Why, even though NEOCONS say <s>Reagan</s> Bush ended the Cold War, well it never ended! A paradox to the rest of us, but perfectly understandable to NEOCON kulture. And if it begins again, it will be alright as long as we all know that it's Clintons fault.
8) 9/11. NEOCONS maintain that despite this happening on 9/11/2001, Nine Months after Clinton left office, it is still Clinton's fault. Again, a paradox to anyone else but those way too smart for us NEOCONS. (SEE "THE END OF THE WORLD" at the top of this page.) Besides, even though it happened on Bush's watch, they're still tough on terror. It hasn't happened again has it. In fact it hasn't happened since they stopped mentioning Clinton on 9/12! How Do They Do IT!!?!!?!!
The End of the World that's how. NEOCONS have known all along. The rest of us just missed it.
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KG4CGC
10-17-2007, 07:39 AM
Do forget that the current prez says than we cut and run in Viet Nam.
So he's saying the Nixon cut & run? Seems that the FM ran the fastest of all.
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Quote[/b] (AB3BK @ Oct. 17 2007,11:58)]I'm glad to see you are catching on! #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Keep studying, take a trip to the real world once in a while, and maybe you will finally get it.
Who knows?
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Good repersentation of most of the college instructors today. All smoke and no substance.
kc2orw
10-18-2007, 01:02 AM
ROTFLMAO http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
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W1GUH
10-18-2007, 01:46 PM
I see the programmed neo-con bots can only communicate in simple cartoons.
KB1KIX
10-18-2007, 01:46 PM
Must be a wicked slow news day!
Jonathan
KB1KIX
10-18-2007, 02:15 PM
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Har!
That's been in my signature for a few months.
How true....
Dems just have no stones.
Jonathan
N5NPO
10-18-2007, 04:45 PM
Quote[/b] (W1GUH @ Oct. 18 2007,06:46)]I see the programmed neo-con bots can only communicate in simple cartoons.
Remember that statement the next time you or one of your left leaning comrades post cartoons that attempt to illustrate a point. ;-)
Just keep'n it real.
Quote[/b] (AB3BK @ Oct. 17 2007,20:58)]I'm glad to see you are catching on! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Keep studying, take a trip to the real world once in a while, and maybe you will finally get it.
The real world is where the decisions are made. Where would that be? Depending on what you're talking about basically 3 or 4 cities. Movies, Los Angeles. Food Commodities, Chicago, Kansas City. National Government, Washington, DC. For Nearly Everything Else, New York.
So, when it comes to the real world, we sort of have a monopoly on it here. It's what we do.
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The Democrats and an awful lot of Retired Generals and Iraq War Vets. Of course, that's inconvenient, so it is ignored.
K4TDM
10-18-2007, 06:20 PM
Quote[/b] (n2nh @ Oct. 17 2007,10:50)]Quote[/b] (AB3BK @ Oct. 17 2007,20:58)]I'm glad to see you are catching on! #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Keep studying, take a trip to the real world once in a while, and maybe you will finally get it.
The real world is where the decisions are made. #Where would that be? #Depending on what you're talking about basically 3 or 4 cities. #Movies, Los Angeles. #Food Commodities, Chicago, Kansas City. #National Government, Washington, DC. #For Nearly Everything Else, New York.
So, when it comes to the real world, we sort of have a monopoly on it here. #It's what we do.
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In his book, Bias, Bernard Goldberg wrote
"Too many news people, especially the ones at worldwide headquarters in New York, where all the big decisions are made, basically talk to other people just like themselves. #What the journalist John Podhoretz said about New Yorkers in general is especially true of the New York media elite in particular: they 'can easily go through life never meeting anybody who has a thought different from their own.'"
The Internet must be as great a shock to these poor souls as was the 2000 Presidential election. #There's a whole lot of United States out there filled with people who would rather do their own thinking. #That's the real world.
Quote[/b] (K4TDM @ Oct. 18 2007,14:20)]Quote[/b] (n2nh @ Oct. 17 2007,10:50)]Quote[/b] (AB3BK @ Oct. 17 2007,20:58)]I'm glad to see you are catching on! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Keep studying, take a trip to the real world once in a while, and maybe you will finally get it.
The real world is where the decisions are made. Where would that be? Depending on what you're talking about basically 3 or 4 cities. Movies, Los Angeles. Food Commodities, Chicago, Kansas City. National Government, Washington, DC. For Nearly Everything Else, New York.
So, when it comes to the real world, we sort of have a monopoly on it here. It's what we do.
http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
In his book, Bias, Bernard Goldberg wrote
"Too many news people, especially the ones at worldwide headquarters in New York, where all the big decisions are made, basically talk to other people just like themselves. What the journalist John Podhoretz said about New Yorkers in general is especially true of the New York media elite in particular: they 'can easily go through life never meeting anybody who has a thought different from their own.'"
The Internet must be as great a shock to these poor souls as was the 2000 Presidential election. There's a whole lot of United States out there filled with people who would rather do their own thinking. That's the real world.
Interestingly, that whole concept is flawed. Either Goldberg was writing down to his audience so they'd hear what they wanted to hear, or he's arrogantly limited in his understanding of how big a chasm his ignorance is. I strongly suspect the former, which in reality is a bigger sin than the latter.
New York is more than an immigrant magnet, it is also a magnet for professionals from all over the country. Because of the number of people needed to govern the reality of the country and the world, many come from the other 50 states to work here. So, the reality of New York, is the reality of the America that they do not belong to. New York is light-years ahead of the rest of the country in concept and implementation of culture and vision. That is it's greatest sin and always will be. Being ahead of the curve.
I went to one of the exurbs around here. It was like taking a time machine to the 1940s and 50s. Back in the 70s after high school during my 'Shaggy' days (think Shaggy of Scooby Doo), I would've loved to have that kind of life. Now it seems quaint, backward and superficial. It's worse than going to Pennsylvania Dutch country. How do you keep them down on the farm after they've seen Paree?
You really can't go home.
K4TDM
10-18-2007, 08:27 PM
Quote[/b] (n2nh @ Oct. 17 2007,13:50)]Quote[/b] (K4TDM @ Oct. 18 2007,14:20)]Quote[/b] (n2nh @ Oct. 17 2007,10:50)]Quote[/b] (AB3BK @ Oct. 17 2007,20:58)]I'm glad to see you are catching on! #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Keep studying, take a trip to the real world once in a while, and maybe you will finally get it.
The real world is where the decisions are made. #Where would that be? #Depending on what you're talking about basically 3 or 4 cities. #Movies, Los Angeles. #Food Commodities, Chicago, Kansas City. #National Government, Washington, DC. #For Nearly Everything Else, New York.
So, when it comes to the real world, we sort of have a monopoly on it here. #It's what we do.
http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
In his book, Bias, Bernard Goldberg wrote
"Too many news people, especially the ones at worldwide headquarters in New York, where all the big decisions are made, basically talk to other people just like themselves. #What the journalist John Podhoretz said about New Yorkers in general is especially true of the New York media elite in particular: they 'can easily go through life never meeting anybody who has a thought different from their own.'"
The Internet must be as great a shock to these poor souls as was the 2000 Presidential election. #There's a whole lot of United States out there filled with people who would rather do their own thinking. #That's the real world.
Interestingly, that whole concept is flawed. #Either Goldberg was writing down to his audience so they'd hear what they wanted to hear, or he's arrogantly limited in his understanding of how big a chasm his ignorance is. #I strongly suspect the former, which in reality is a bigger sin than the latter.
New York is more than an immigrant magnet, it is also a magnet for professionals from all over the country. #Because of the number of people needed to govern the reality of the country and the world, many come from the other 50 states to work here. #So, the reality of New York, is the reality of the America that they do not belong to. #New York is light-years ahead of the rest of the country in concept and implementation of culture and vision. #That is it's greatest sin and always will be. #Being ahead of the curve.
I went to one of the exurbs around here. #It was like taking a time machine to the 1940s and 50s. #Back in the 70s after high school during my 'Shaggy' days (think Shaggy of Scooby Doo), I would've loved to have that kind of life. #Now it seems quaint, backward and superficial. #It's worse than going to Pennsylvania Dutch country. #How do you keep them down on the farm after they've seen Paree?
You really can't go home.
Wow, New Yorkers really are superior to the rest of us quaint, backward, superficial folk.
I should have noticed the culture and vision when companies in Manhattan flew me up from Atlanta to design or troubleshoot their networks. #I guess the locals were too far ahead of the curve! #By the way, I did come home. . . .
Thanks for disproving that nasty stereotype that Podhoretz dreamed up! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif
Quote[/b] (K4TDM @ Oct. 18 2007,14:20)]Quote[/b] (n2nh @ Oct. 17 2007,10:50)]Quote[/b] (AB3BK @ Oct. 17 2007,20:58)]I'm glad to see you are catching on! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Keep studying, take a trip to the real world once in a while, and maybe you will finally get it.
The real world is where the decisions are made. Where would that be? Depending on what you're talking about basically 3 or 4 cities. Movies, Los Angeles. Food Commodities, Chicago, Kansas City. National Government, Washington, DC. For Nearly Everything Else, New York.
So, when it comes to the real world, we sort of have a monopoly on it here. It's what we do.
http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
In his book, Bias, Bernard Goldberg wrote
"Too many news people, especially the ones at worldwide headquarters in New York, where all the big decisions are made, basically talk to other people just like themselves. What the journalist John Podhoretz said about New Yorkers in general is especially true of the New York media elite in particular: they 'can easily go through life never meeting anybody who has a thought different from their own.'"
The Internet must be as great a shock to these poor souls as was the 2000 Presidential election. There's a whole lot of United States out there filled with people who would rather do their own thinking. That's the real world.
The whole idea that New Yorkers go around the city for their whole life in lockstep agreement is also a fallacy. There is probably more disagreement here than even on QRZ. We have people from every country on earth and every state in the union. People learn to deal with diversity and overcome its obstacles. Makes for great eating and it's a fertile ground for innovation. If everybody agreed, things would stagnate very quickly and New York would lose it's edge. It's not for the faint of heart though. If you're Auntie Emm, you will not like this enviroment. You're more likely to see the same people, who are more in agreement in a limited homogenous atmosphere as in a small town or controlled enviroment like a gated community. People in a small town are familiar with their enviroment, but not the world. The sun still revolves around their hamlet and they feel so uncomfortable about unfamiliar mega-cities, they never really learn what the real story is about them. If they do try, they get discouraged because there is so much to understand, and many concepts can only be understood by living in New York for a decade or two. Also not for the faint of heart.
New York, as "Liberal" as it has been made out to be, and as "godless" as the Liberals here have been made out to be is still very religious. There are probably more churches here, especially in Brooklyn than you could possibly imagine. Many are more beautiful than the great movie theatres that once stood. Mine is about 5 stories high. The whole interior is in pink marble with stained glass windows rising the full 5 stories on 3 of the 4 walls. It is capable of holding 2,000 and is at least 1/2 full on Sunday mass. Many here have to work on Sundays. Reality is a b*tch.
Goldberg and Podhoretz are guilty of pandering. They know better than this, but they also know there is an audience for what they're writing too. Many writers on the right are doing the same thing. Do not read much into what they write, if you do, you are most certainly not thinking for yourself. You're buying their fiction wholesale.
If it wasn't for diversity - and disagreement, New York would quickly cease to be the capital of reality. Innovation and imagination die in a static enviroment.
Quote[/b] (K4TDM @ Oct. 18 2007,16:27)]Quote[/b] (n2nh @ Oct. 17 2007,13:50)]Quote[/b] (K4TDM @ Oct. 18 2007,14:20)]Quote[/b] (n2nh @ Oct. 17 2007,10:50)]Quote[/b] (AB3BK @ Oct. 17 2007,20:58)]I'm glad to see you are catching on! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Keep studying, take a trip to the real world once in a while, and maybe you will finally get it.
The real world is where the decisions are made. Where would that be? Depending on what you're talking about basically 3 or 4 cities. Movies, Los Angeles. Food Commodities, Chicago, Kansas City. National Government, Washington, DC. For Nearly Everything Else, New York.
So, when it comes to the real world, we sort of have a monopoly on it here. It's what we do.
http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
In his book, Bias, Bernard Goldberg wrote
"Too many news people, especially the ones at worldwide headquarters in New York, where all the big decisions are made, basically talk to other people just like themselves. What the journalist John Podhoretz said about New Yorkers in general is especially true of the New York media elite in particular: they 'can easily go through life never meeting anybody who has a thought different from their own.'"
The Internet must be as great a shock to these poor souls as was the 2000 Presidential election. There's a whole lot of United States out there filled with people who would rather do their own thinking. That's the real world.
Interestingly, that whole concept is flawed. Either Goldberg was writing down to his audience so they'd hear what they wanted to hear, or he's arrogantly limited in his understanding of how big a chasm his ignorance is. I strongly suspect the former, which in reality is a bigger sin than the latter.
New York is more than an immigrant magnet, it is also a magnet for professionals from all over the country. Because of the number of people needed to govern the reality of the country and the world, many come from the other 50 states to work here. So, the reality of New York, is the reality of the America that they do not belong to. New York is light-years ahead of the rest of the country in concept and implementation of culture and vision. That is it's greatest sin and always will be. Being ahead of the curve.
I went to one of the exurbs around here. It was like taking a time machine to the 1940s and 50s. Back in the 70s after high school during my 'Shaggy' days (think Shaggy of Scooby Doo), I would've loved to have that kind of life. Now it seems quaint, backward and superficial. It's worse than going to Pennsylvania Dutch country. How do you keep them down on the farm after they've seen Paree?
You really can't go home.
Wow, New Yorkers really are superior to the rest of us quaint, backward, superficial folk.
I should have noticed the culture and vision when companies in Manhattan flew me up from Atlanta to design or troubleshoot their networks. I guess the locals were too far ahead of the curve! By the way, I did come home. . . .
Thanks for disproving that nasty stereotype that Podhoretz dreamed up! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif
If you buy that crud, not only are you not thinking for yourself, but you are doing a disservice to yourself. You are living the stereotype that many here already believe exist. If I honestly thought that, I wouldn't be bothering with this. And remember, New Yorkers have some basis for believing that. Many of us have friends from those other 50 states and you should hear the stories they tell us.
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PS. C'ya. Gotta get some stuff to make French Bread Pizza tonight. Tommorrow it's Chicken Shawarmas. Mmmm, Mmmmm.
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K0RGR
10-18-2007, 09:35 PM
Is New York the center of the universe?
Actually, San Franciscans think they are.
I always loved the New Yorker's World Map - where the world basically ended at the East River, except for a tree or something representing LA and San Fran. Those who've lived there largely agree with the map. I rather like Chicago and Boston as big cities go, but I've never yet made it to New York City. I have a cousin there who used to write comic books and runs a psych clinic for kids. I need to go visit.
I do have to correct one small point - Clinton's predecessor was not Carter. It was King George I. I almost voted for him once, until he turned himself into a pretzel trying to impress his party's ultra-right wing, which abandoned him, opening the door for Clinton.
It's all Clinton's fault that in spite of several years of absolute power by the Republican Party, abortion still has not been outlawed. Strange how Republicans can sell that as part of their platform after all these years. Of course, Clinton ended welfare as we knew it, but we still hear lots of complaining about it.
K4TDM
10-18-2007, 10:09 PM
Quote[/b] (n2nh @ Oct. 17 2007,14:30)]Quote[/b] (K4TDM @ Oct. 18 2007,14:20)]Quote[/b] (n2nh @ Oct. 17 2007,10:50)]Quote[/b] (AB3BK @ Oct. 17 2007,20:58)]I'm glad to see you are catching on! #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Keep studying, take a trip to the real world once in a while, and maybe you will finally get it.
The real world is where the decisions are made. #Where would that be? #Depending on what you're talking about basically 3 or 4 cities. #Movies, Los Angeles. #Food Commodities, Chicago, Kansas City. #National Government, Washington, DC. #For Nearly Everything Else, New York.
So, when it comes to the real world, we sort of have a monopoly on it here. #It's what we do.
http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
In his book, Bias, Bernard Goldberg wrote
"Too many news people, especially the ones at worldwide headquarters in New York, where all the big decisions are made, basically talk to other people just like themselves. #What the journalist John Podhoretz said about New Yorkers in general is especially true of the New York media elite in particular: they 'can easily go through life never meeting anybody who has a thought different from their own.'"
The Internet must be as great a shock to these poor souls as was the 2000 Presidential election. #There's a whole lot of United States out there filled with people who would rather do their own thinking. #That's the real world.
The whole idea that New Yorkers go around the city for their whole life in lockstep agreement is also a fallacy. #There is probably more disagreement here than even on QRZ. #We have people from every country on earth and every state in the union. #People learn to deal with diversity and overcome its obstacles. #Makes for great eating and it's a fertile ground for innovation. #If everybody agreed, things would stagnate very quickly and New York would lose it's edge. #It's not for the faint of heart though. #If you're Auntie Emm, you will not like this enviroment. #You're more likely to see the same people, who are more in agreement in a limited homogenous atmosphere as in a small town or controlled enviroment like a gated community. #People in a small town are familiar with their enviroment, but not the world. #The sun still revolves around their hamlet and they feel so uncomfortable about unfamiliar mega-cities, they never really learn what the real story is about them. #If they do try, they get discouraged because there is so much to understand, and many concepts can only be understood by living in New York for a decade or two. #Also not for the faint of heart.
New York, as "Liberal" as it has been made out to be, and as "godless" as the Liberals here have been made out to be is still very religious. #There are probably more churches here, especially in Brooklyn than you could possibly imagine. #Many are more beautiful than the great movie theatres that once stood. #Mine is about 5 stories high. #The whole interior is in pink marble with stained glass windows rising the full 5 stories on 3 of the 4 walls. #It is capable of holding 2,000 and is at least 1/2 full on Sunday mass. #Many here have to work on Sundays. #Reality is a b*tch.
Goldberg and Podhoretz are guilty of pandering. #They know better than this, but they also know there is an audience for what they're writing too. #Many writers on the right are doing the same thing. #Do not read much into what they write, if you do, you are most certainly not thinking for yourself. #You're buying their fiction wholesale.
If it wasn't for diversity - and disagreement, New York would quickly cease to be the capital of reality. #Innovation and imagination die in a static enviroment.
Quote[/b] ]If you buy that crud, not only are you not thinking for yourself, but you are doing a disservice to yourself. #You are living the stereotype that many here already believe exist. #If I honestly thought that, I wouldn't be bothering with this. #And remember, New Yorkers #have some basis for believing that. #Many of us have friends from those other 50 states and you should hear the stories they tell us.
Like I said, I've been to New York several times. #Met some great folks, and met some who personified the widely held New Yorker stereotype.
I've also lived in Los Angeles. #Well, Covina. #But I worked all over the county. #I've also lived in other large metropolitan areas (BTW, they've rebuilt Atlanta since Sherman came thru) all over the country. #Same thing everywhere, some great folks, some jerks.
What I have seen over the years is that there is some basis for most stereotypes. #Your Chamber of Commerce speech reinforces one about New Yorkers and their often undeservedly condescending attitudes.
This country is sharply polarized and has been for a long time. #I don't think anyone ever expected NY or CA to vote for Bush, and thus a political stereotype was lent some credence.
Republicans here were a rarity when I moved to Georgia. #That has changed significantly. #If any of your friends from "those other 50 states" (did I miss something?) are from Georgia, ask them again how homogenous the atmosphere is here.
We have some fancy churches here, too. #And some tiny, plain ones. #Both attended by folks who understand the Word and those who aren't quite there yet. #And, sadly, a lot who have something more important to do on Sunday morning.
You might be surprised at the diversity and dynamic environment that exist outside New York. #And that's what the quote was about.
BTW, a couple thousand men with shotguns? #I'll bet there are that many in New York City!
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Well, I have to go, also. #We're going out for Mexican food, and it's pretty authentic!
Quote[/b] (K4TDM @ Oct. 18 2007,05:20)]In his book, Bias, Bernard Goldberg wrote
"Too many news people, especially the ones at worldwide headquarters in New York, where all the big decisions are made, basically talk to other people just like themselves. #What the journalist John Podhoretz said about New Yorkers in general is especially true of the New York media elite in particular: they 'can easily go through life never meeting anybody who has a thought different from their own.'"
The Internet must be as great a shock to these poor souls as was the 2000 Presidential election. #There's a whole lot of United States out there filled with people who would rather do their own thinking. #That's the real world.
Anyone notice the newspaper stocks today? The are in the tank for some reason. I just wonder what that could be?
Quote[/b] (n2nh @ Oct. 16 2007,23:37)]The End of the World
Yep, those rascally smart NEOCONS have known this all along. #The world ended on Nov. 6, 2000. #Everything since then has been for naught since there's been no world to live in. #The rest of us, we didn't notice! #How can that be? #Well it explains a lot of things. #It is the perfect explanation of how:
1) Everything and I mean EVERYTHING is Clintons fault. #How can one man be responsible for literally everything wrong with the Universe? #Because he was our last president. #There fore, nobody can change anything he did prior to 11/6/00. #Due to entropy since the world ended, things have been going to hell in a handbasket - literally. #So, with no chance of any possible change no matter who gets elected, it's Clinton's fault. #NEOCONs know this. #Just like your wife really knows where all those missing sox went. #
2) Al Gore is trying to save the world. #But NEOCONs know this is futile and are just laughing at his attempts. #How can you save what isn't there? #And all those awards? #What good are they going to do you if you have no world to live in? #HuH??
3) Global Warming? #Hah! #Real men don't worry about that. #Why would they? #There's no world to warm up! #Crafty NEOCONs!
4) National Health Insurance. #That's only good if the world still existed. #You don't need to be healthy if there is no world to be healthy in. #Smoke those cigarettes, there's really no point. #Oh, and if your kid gets sick and dies because he can't see a doctor, just be thankful you get $255 in survivors benefits. #It's the least NEOCONs can do. #(To be rescinded as soon as they find out about this.)
5) Guns. #That's what's important. #They go boom, are a right and if we're invaded, well anybody knows that couple of thousand men with shotguns and pistols will out gun any foreign army or air force. #Besides, it's a good tribute to all those End of the World Mad-Max films. What traditionalists. Want proof? #When is the last time a foreign country dared to cross their path? # #NEOCONs know this too. #BOOM!
6) Worse than Clinton was his predecessor, Jimmy Carter. #A man of God, he listened to God and prayed every night. #Unlike the present inhabitant of 1600 Pennsyvania Ave. #Um, well on second thought, very much like him. #
Moving on. #Clinton did it.
7) Cold War. #Why, even though NEOCONS say <s>Reagan</s> Bush ended the Cold War, well it never ended! #A paradox to the rest of us, but perfectly understandable to NEOCON kulture. #And if it begins again, it will be alright as long as we all know that it's Clintons fault.
8) 9/11. #NEOCONS maintain that despite this happening on 9/11/2001, Nine Months after Clinton left office, it is still Clinton's fault. #Again, a paradox to anyone else but those way too smart for us NEOCONS. #(SEE "THE END OF THE WORLD" at the top of this page.) #Besides, even though it happened on Bush's watch, they're still tough on terror. #It hasn't happened again has it. #In fact it hasn't happened since they stopped mentioning Clinton on 9/12! # How Do They Do IT!!?!!?!!
The End of the World that's how. #NEOCONS have known all along. #The rest of us just missed it.
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