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KL7FZ
07-28-2007, 06:09 PM
You seen all the TV info programs asking you to give and support various organizations that help children, animals, and others. NOW for the FIRST TIME, you can help support an aging ham and help make him comfortable in his declining years. You can make his dream come true of having a world class ham station and living in a comfortable retirement free of worries and debt!

And it is all so simple to do!

For just a small monthly donation you can help this ham to be happy and live out his remaining years operating his ham station and talking to friends and DX all over the world.

It is guaranteed that 100% of your donation will be used by KL7FZ for the purposes stated above.
Why give to one of those questionable organizations asking for your money on TV. Don't you realize that very little of any money you give there is actually used to help anyone? You know fancy TV spots don't come cheap. TV airtime is expensive. And the admin staff is all paid and sucks up pretty much all of any donations you may make. So the end result is those little sad-eyed children and poor wretched little animals hardly ever see a single dime of the original monies tendered.

BUT NOT SO WITH THE KL7FZ SUPPORT NETWORK!

100% of all your donations will go directly to KL7FZ.

If you wish you donation to be used for a specific purpose he will provide documentation to that end.
Say for example, you wish all your donation to be used for a new Alpha amplifier. He will be glad to show you the receipts for the purchase of that amp. He will provide pictures of the happy KL7FZ sitting in front of, and operating, or lovingly carressing the new amp. Or whichever piece of new gear you wish to help provide.
Special pictures of KL7FZ with large soulful eyes or bright happy smile as the special circumstance requires can be provided. Pictures and documentations of his travels to exotic DX locations around the world and his recuperative times lounging on beautiful beaches can also be provided to those generous folks who will help make this poor old soul's life better and fulfilled.

Just think of how proud you will be when you are able to show the framed photo gift of KL7FZ to your friends and tell them you were doing something good and helping to make an old hams dreams come true.
You will be able to walk down the street with a spring in your step and a song in your heart knowing that KL7FZ is somewhere in the world with his feet up (or soaking in the gentle surf) and living a life that you made possible. # #
#No donation is too small, although we do suggest $49.99 a month minimum would allow KL7FZ to be able to feel your love and would make him very proud to know such a generous person. But of course larger amounts will help so much more.
#Will you please help?
#All forms of payment are accepted.
#Cash, checks, MOs, and Paypal.
#Direct wire transfers are available for large sums or if #an extremely large donation is to be make, KL7FZ himself will make a personal appearance to accept it and offer his hand in gratitude and provide for a photo opportunity that you can cherish in years to come.
#Please help now. Time is getting short and KL7FZ needs YOUR help!
Thank you my great ham friends from all over the world.
Operators are standing by to take your calls.

#KL7FZ

KC7UP
07-28-2007, 06:43 PM
Things must be slow up there in Wasilla..
Curt

KL7FZ
07-28-2007, 07:56 PM
Just in!
If enough donations are received, it has just been announced that KL7FZ himself will acceed to a WORLD TOUR! We are checking to see if the Popemobile is available due to security concerns for KL7FZ. Also, we are looking into venues large enough to support this tour and the large crowds expected. Yankee Stadium and the Superdome have been approached for possible dates. As soon as arrangements have been made, locations for advanced ticket sales will be announced.
Oh the tension can already be felt! The excitement level is starting to rise!

#KL7FZ

n0jaa
07-28-2007, 07:59 PM
I think the excrement level is rising in here.

n2cfj
07-28-2007, 08:00 PM
Have you registered with the IRS under Sec 501 ( c)(3) yet?

KL7FZ
07-28-2007, 08:06 PM
Oh this is gettig bigger by the moment! Things are moving fast for KL7FZ. He has just been informed that the POPE himself has invited KL7FZ to visit the Vatican for tea if it possible to work it into KL7FZ's WORLD TOUR!
KL7FZ is a bit concerned though, as he is not acustomed to dealing with persons of such statue. He is not sure of protocols. Should he have the POPE just kiss his hand or should the POPE kneel in KL7FZ's presence?
Oh the details! Can KL7FZ stand up under the strain?
Stay tuned for further developments!

KL7FZ

NL7W
07-28-2007, 10:09 PM
Quote[/b] (KL7FZ @ July 28 2007,13:06)]Oh this is gettig bigger by the moment! Things are moving fast for KL7FZ. He has just been informed that the POPE himself has invited KL7FZ to visit the Vatican for tea if it possible to work it into KL7FZ's WORLD TOUR!
KL7FZ is a bit concerned though, as he is not acustomed to dealing with persons of such statue. He is not sure of protocols. Should he have the POPE just kiss his hand or should the POPE kneel in KL7FZ's presence?
Oh the details! Can KL7FZ stand up under the strain?
Stay tuned for further developments!

KL7FZ
By all means, the Pope should kneel before the esteemed Stephen! I sincerely hope your heart can stand the strain.

73.

NA4BH
07-28-2007, 10:38 PM
Sounds like everyone needs to chip in for a Gift Certificate to Belleview. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

KC9ECI
07-28-2007, 10:50 PM
As long as you're all feeling generous, I'd be willing to accept donations in the vicinity of 40 million $. $20M for the week on board the ISS, $15M for an hour and a half EVA, and the rest for the QSL cards and a little spending cash as I'd put NA1SS on every moment I could.

KL7FZ
07-29-2007, 12:11 AM
KL7FZ UPDATE!! #Overwhelming demand for KL7FZ! Offers are pouring in. UNFORTUNATELY, very few funds. If KL7FZ is going to be able to fulfill all the requests from his adoring millions more money will be needed. The new KL7FZ network and satellite system is all in place and ready to go. We just need more funds to turn on the equipment. Once activated the KL7FZ Satellite Network will feature KL7FZ all the day..all the time. Just think, access to KL7FZ anytime of the day or night, anywhere in the world. The network willl follow KL7FZ on his travels during the much anticipated KL7FZ WORLD TOUR. You will be able to get to know KL7FZ up close and personal and see all the happenings behind the scenes. A real treat for all of you who have wondered what is like to be a REAL HAM.
Our network programming is planning a full line of offerings featuring KL7FZ.
#Learn to relax with "Meditations with RF with KL7FZ"
#"DX Locations for Fun and Profit"
#"Quantum Physics Simplified with KL7FZ"
Any many other interesting and informative programs narrated or explained by KL7FZ himself.
# Stayed tuned for advanced sign-up for the Satellite Network.
# Also we will be publishing a full tour itinerary soon so make sure you keep watch for it. You won't want to miss this chance to hear/see/meet the one and only KL7FZ when he comes to your town.
# The excitment is building. It's the event of the decade. NO! Make that the century!
Pssst! Rumors have it that the Rolling Stones have asked to open at the KL7FZ shows! WOW!
#Also it is said KL7FZ will speak in MORSE CODE at select gatherings! YES! Fantastic!
But we still need your donations to get this going!
#Donate or subscribe now! Don't get left out!
#Doante or send all you can. You won't regret it!
#KL7FZ

KL7FZ
07-29-2007, 04:51 AM
FLASH! KL7FZ Trapped in well and can't get out!
Dateline: Wasilla, Alaska
#Today, while installing a large underground antenna, KL7FZ slipped and fell into a deep well. News of ths terrible accident was delivered to authorities by the neighbor's dog, Laddie, who found Ranger Bob and dragged him back to the well site. Since KL7FZ is of such large girth, and the well of such small diameter, rescue plans are now being formulated to try and minimise damage to the well. KL7FZ is somewhat alert, as usual, and is demanding to have pizza sent down asap. However as this will probably cause him to be wedged more tightly into the small bore well, authorities are reluctant to comply. Plans to pour 50 gallons of baby oil down the well to help loosen the big guy have also been put on hold as the owner of the well does not want to pollute his water supply. He said having KL7FZ down the hole was bad enough .
#Unless a solution to extricate the well known radio man is soon found, the upcoming much promoted KL7FZ WORLD TOUR is in jeopardy. Amateur radio operators all over the world have activated emergency nets to provide support for the rescue operation. Thousands are checking in just for the numbers to show their support. A local ham has setup an IRLP node at the top of the well and a 2 meter handheld has been lowered down to KL7FZ so he can remain in contact with all his many friends and provide an on the air narration of the rescue progress. However low blood sugar is causing him to become somewhat unintelligible at times. Or it may be just bad propagation in the well or packet loss on the IRLP node.
Laddie has been sent out for more supplies. Both for KL7FZ and the rescuers. Plans are to lower down a J-Pole to see if that clears up some of the communications problems. That is if Laddie gets back soon with the J-Pole. Someone thought they saw Laddie heading off in the wrong direction following a cute little girl dog and at this time no one is sure what will happen!
#So stay tuned folks! Keep good thoughts in your mind. Pray for propagation and the safe return of KL7FZ from his harrowing adventures down in that cold dark well.
#Tune into your local IRLP node for the latest.
#Will KL7FZ survive? Will he be able to return to the WORLD TOUR? Will the IRLP node and J-pole be the answer to the communications dilemma? Will Laddie find true love? The POPE is holding a candlelight vigil outside the Vatican tonight and thousands are gathering to hear if KL7FZ can be saved.
# Stay tuned.

KL7FZ (relay from the well)

N2RJ
07-29-2007, 04:54 AM
All of this and you only have 962 posts?

KL7FZ
07-29-2007, 04:58 AM
Quote[/b] (N2RJ @ July 28 2007,21:54)]All of this and you only have 962 posts?
Quality. Not quantity!

KL7FZ

kb2vxa
07-30-2007, 06:23 AM
I suggest you read the article published in The Lancet to see what smoking pot does to your brain. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

ae4tr
07-30-2007, 11:13 AM
http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif #Yeah! Right!! #If anyone believes this crap, I have a bridge over troubled waters
#that I will sell, really cheap.
#A small donation to me will get you a picture of it, and directions to where you
can view it for yourself..

#TOMMMYROT!

w7cid
07-30-2007, 11:26 PM
mabey if Orson Wells told the story pople would belive it!!! # good stuff!

KI4PEQ
07-31-2007, 02:47 AM
There is still time to make your donation to the KI4PEQ Tower Foundation Fund. $500 gets your name, call, and message stamped into the setting concrete of a a single tower foundation.

Operators are standing by. Void where prohibited by law.

N5NPO
07-31-2007, 02:49 AM
If I donate $50 do I get a small square of cloth used to wipe sweat from one of the workers who put up the tower?

KI4PEQ
07-31-2007, 04:24 AM
Quote[/b] (N5NPO @ July 30 2007,20:49)]If I donate $50 do I get a small square of cloth used to wipe sweat from one of the workers who put up the tower?
For $10, you can get a small square of paper that one of the workers used to wipe err....other parts!