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W3MIV
07-16-2007, 10:10 PM
This from WBAL TV via MSNBC.com:
Quote[/b] ]GLEN BURNIE, Md. - Anne Arundel County police said an 11-foot python escaped from his owner Sunday. Police said the owner reported that he left the snake in an open container in the unenclosed area of his truck around 4 p.m. Sunday while he was at Arundel Hills Park in Glen Burnie. He said he discovered the snake was missing when he returned to his vehicle.
The owner and police checked the park, but were unable to locate the snake.
How did a guy this stupid ever get a drivers' license?
N8UZE
07-16-2007, 10:13 PM
No questions about snakes in the exam I guess.
I thought you weren't allowed to have an open container while driving. I guess he drank all the beer and then put the snake in it.
K2WH
Quote[/b] (N8UZE @ July 16 2007,15:13)]No questions about snakes in the exam I guess.
Not a very constrictive argument. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
kf6rdn
07-16-2007, 10:31 PM
Quote[/b] (K2WH @ July 16 2007,14:27)]I thought you weren't allowed to have an open container while driving. I guess he drank all the beer and then put the snake in it.
K2WH
Or the snake drank it and went off to find a hooker.
And a tip of the hat from the late Jimmy Hatlo.
They'll do it every time.
Now I understand why he never ran out of material.
73
George
K3UD
W3MIV
07-16-2007, 11:04 PM
Quote[/b] (K3UD @ July 16 2007,18:00)]Now I understand why he never ran out of material.
Ain't that the truth!
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KE5FRF
07-16-2007, 11:24 PM
Albert, did Greg take a vacation? http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif
kb2vxa
07-17-2007, 02:32 AM
A typical opening scene from one of those schlock horror movies on the Sci-Fi Channel or a typical news segment by the same TV station that sold two ENG trucks at the Timonium hamfest? http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
KI4SQT
07-17-2007, 02:41 AM
What the hell is a "Maroon" ?
KE5FRF
07-17-2007, 02:50 AM
Quote[/b] (KI4SQT @ July 16 2007,21:41)]What the hell is a "Maroon" ?
Think "Bugs Bunny".
(A play on moron I do believe)
K0RGR
07-17-2007, 03:45 AM
No problem - they should be able to easily find it by the trail of missing dogs, cats, and small children. They just to have to wait until it feeds.
W3MIV
07-17-2007, 10:56 AM
Quote[/b] (KI4SQT @ July 16 2007,21:41)]What the hell is a "Maroon" ?
Eh, wot's yer problem, doc? Doncha know Inglitch?
N0KLT
07-18-2007, 01:14 AM
Quote[/b] (KE5FRF @ July 16 2007,20:50)]Quote[/b] (KI4SQT @ July 16 2007,21:41)]What the hell is a "Maroon" ?
Think "Bugs Bunny".
(A play on moron I do believe)
Daffy Duck also. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif