View Full Version : Yo Momma Jokes
KE7NIQ
06-05-2007, 03:22 PM
yo momma so fat she had to use a pair of semi truckes as rollerskates and she broke them
yo momma so fat she fell down the grand canyon and got stuck.
Yo mamma is so fat she sat on Wal-Mart and lowered the prices.
Yo mamma is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.
Yo mamma is so stupid she tried putting M&Ms in alphabetical order.
Yo mamma is so stupid she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rug burn at birth!
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kb1oev
06-07-2007, 11:22 AM
Yo momma so fat that you have to grease the doorframe and hold a twinke in front of her to get her out of the house in the morning.
w3bny
06-07-2007, 01:57 PM
Yo momma is so stoopit that she waited for the code requirement to drop before she got her general..then she failed the test. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
ka3trx
06-07-2007, 06:29 PM
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W4MAJ
06-07-2007, 07:52 PM
Yo Momma is so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
kg4yus
06-07-2007, 09:09 PM
Yo mamma's so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass.
G0GQK
06-07-2007, 09:20 PM
The politically correct folks in Britain would have hot flushes if they saw these momma jokes.! They have banned the use of words in local government / council offices like " hello Luv, nice to see ya me darlin', as being sexist !
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KA7RRA
06-07-2007, 09:48 PM
Yo mamma's so ugly that getting drunk dose not help
W1GUH
06-07-2007, 11:16 PM
Yo mama's so fat she needs 3 zip codes.
Yo mama wears combat boots.
You mama wears combat boots in the bathtub.
Argh! How many years since there were yo mama insults?
KG6YTZ
06-08-2007, 10:13 AM
Yo momma so fat, she eats with a knife and forklift!
Yo momma so fat, she wears a grandfather watch.
Yo momma so stupid, she was stuck at an intersection for four hours waiting for the stop sign to turn green.
Yo momma so smelly, she makes onions cry.