View Full Version : Breaking News - Satan Dead
ab8ro
02-27-2007, 11:06 PM
Satan reported dead in breaking news today (http://www.videosift.com/video/Breaking-News-Satan-is-Dead). When asked to comment, Jesus, son of god, claimed "I will survive! (http://www.videosift.com/video/I-will-Survive-says-Jesus)"
Funeral tickets are still available and are only $10 each.
K8MHZ
02-28-2007, 02:23 AM
My operatives report that Satan has faked his own death. #His plan is to use the US Republican political party to continue his work in his feigned absence with GB, former Vice Satan, taking the helm while he vacations in Rio for two years.
ab8ro
02-28-2007, 04:21 AM
Quote[/b] (k8mhz @ Feb. 26 2007,20:23)]My operatives report that Satan has faked his own death. #His plan is to use the US Republican political party to continue his work in his feigned absence with GB, former Vice Satan, taking the helm while he vacations in Rio for two years.
Did you even watch the video? They had police chalk and everything!
K8MHZ
02-28-2007, 03:18 PM
Quote[/b] (ab8ro @ Feb. 27 2007,16:21)]Quote[/b] (k8mhz @ Feb. 26 2007,20:23)]My operatives report that Satan has faked his own death. #His plan is to use the US Republican political party to continue his work in his feigned absence with GB, former Vice Satan, taking the helm while he vacations in Rio for two years.
Did you even watch the video? They had police chalk and everything!
Well, where is the body then? #Was an autopsy performed? #How about positive ID?
Anybody could get dressed up like the devil in a Baptist town and get a gang of vigilante Christian radicals to kill them.
The real Jesus is non violent. #He would no sooner kill the devil than to have hatred for the Romans, and look what THEY did to Him.
Sorry, but I think the entire charade to be just shy of blasphemy. #The portrayal of Jesus as a killer, or as having any violent traits for that matter, is morally wrong and historically inaccurate.
As an agnostic I am amazed that those that consider themselves Christians aren't simply appalled by this asinine video.
ne6ao
02-28-2007, 04:59 PM
this is a testament to free speach and if christ doesnt like it ,he's a big boy he doesnt need any body to do his own speaking for him.He can show up and deal withit him self. To All you book thumpers,let Jesus and his dad deal with it.Stay out of the way and see what really happens,nothing will,if history is right.
K8MHZ
02-28-2007, 07:49 PM
Quote[/b] ]To All you book thumpers
If this was directed at me I am wondering if you know what an agnostic is.
Quote[/b] ]this is a testament to free speach
The video is no testament to free speech, instead it is a testament to poor understanding of the true doctrine of Jesus and perhaps even poor taste.
Quote[/b] ]To All you book thumpers,let Jesus and his dad deal with it.Stay out of the way....
Your version of free speech, I presume?
ab8ro
02-28-2007, 08:03 PM
The video(s) are funny! That's the point, they are FUNNY!
K8MHZ
02-28-2007, 09:30 PM
Quote[/b] (ab8ro @ Feb. 28 2007,08:03)]The video(s) are funny! That's the point, they are FUNNY!
I'll have to admit that the police chalk with the horns coming out of the head was, after that, I dunno.... A huge insult to my sense of humor was the interview with the cop. That was pretty bad. I hope he is a better cop than he is an actor.
KL7FZ
02-28-2007, 09:38 PM
Al Gore will probably claim responsibility stating it was to help ease Global warming and cut back on all the acrimony from the code-no-code debate while providing a chance for a new job opening for some currently unemployed Goth type youth and increasing current stocks of sulfur and brimstone so as to shoulder up the falling stock maket and bring back increased traffic to the internet.
KL7FZ
K8MHZ
03-01-2007, 04:46 AM
Quote[/b] (KL7FZ @ Feb. 28 2007,09:38)]Al Gore will probably claim responsibility stating it was to help ease Global warming and cut back on all the acrimony from the code-no-code debate while providing a chance for a new job opening for some currently unemployed Goth type youth and increasing current stocks of sulfur and brimstone so as to shoulder up the falling stock maket and bring back increased traffic to the internet.
KL7FZ
Internet is a proper noun. #It is supposed to be capitalized. #Next time you see Al Gore ask him how that came to be.
What is the difference between sulfur and brimstone, anyway?
Quote[/b] (k8mhz @ Feb. 28 2007,13:46)]What is the difference between sulfur and brimstone, anyway?
Ask, and ye shall be rewarded (unlike the current bestseller in both book and DVD, The Secret--now there's a crock of guano the masses are foolishly buying into!)
brimstone (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/brimstone)
...and yes, Internet is a proper noun and should be capitalized as well as its brother, Web--it, too, is a proper noun.
Your friendly, neighborhood poofreader...
ab8ro
03-01-2007, 05:33 AM
Quote[/b] (k8mhz @ Feb. 27 2007,15:30)]Quote[/b] (ab8ro @ Feb. 28 2007,08:03)]The video(s) are funny! That's the point, they are FUNNY!
I'll have to admit that the police chalk with the horns coming out of the head was, after that, I dunno.... #A huge insult to my sense of humor was the interview with the cop. #That was pretty bad. #I hope he is a better cop than he is an actor.
Well, I was laughing AT them, not WITH them.
w2amr
03-01-2007, 09:14 AM
Satan is very much #alive
http://gimps.de/wettbewerb/albums/userpics/big-dick-cheney.jpg
ae4tr
03-01-2007, 10:58 AM
http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif # Did they get a DNA sample?? #It would be interesting to know how many children
he has, and who his father is... #Just in case someone wants to lay claim to his fortune.. #hahahahahaha
http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/blues.gif