View Full Version : No Sex Please, We're Religious
k4kyv
02-08-2007, 09:37 PM
Childless couple discovers the cause of their infertility is a lack of sex.
http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/nosex.asp
kc7jty
02-08-2007, 10:17 PM
Just think of all those endless nights they fought the desire to touch one another and remained clean. God be praised.
I seem to recall hearing a version of this during my freshman year in high school. #That was 1968. #I doubt that it was original then.
I suppose it's possible that the scenario described could be true, but then, it's also just as possible that cold fusion actually works #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
N7CPC
02-09-2007, 12:18 AM
When the shrinks slapp these two bozos hard enough to wake them up they ain't gonna be able to pull em' apart! http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
kc7jty
02-09-2007, 02:13 AM
Quote[/b] (K5FH @ Feb. 08 2007,15:33)]I seem to recall hearing a version of this during my freshman year in high school. #That was 1968. #I doubt that it was original then.
Don't forget about the bride that didn't discover her husband was a female until 3 years after the wedding.
Oh...and the new corvette that was being sold for $500 because someone died in it and wasn't discovered for 2 weeks.
kf6rdn
02-09-2007, 02:52 AM
Quote[/b] ]The couple are now doing a sexual therapy course, which, doctors hope, will lead to the child they are longing for.
Assuming it was true, which I doubt, but if it were..
I'd HATE to be that couple's kid.
Mom, which side of the toaster do I put the bread in?
Toaster?
WA3KYY
02-09-2007, 02:33 PM
The funny thing is, there actually was a religious sect in this country in which sexual relations were strictly forbidden, the Shakers. You were not born into this religion but were converted into it unless the woman was pregnant at the time of her conversion. The religion died out due to lack of converts.
Quote[/b] (kf6rdn @ Feb. 08 2007,18:52)]Quote[/b] ]The couple are now doing a sexual therapy course, which, doctors hope, will lead to the child they are longing for.
Assuming it was true, which I doubt, but if it were..
I'd HATE to be that couple's kid.
Mom, which side of the toaster do I put the bread in?
Toaster?
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N0KLT
02-09-2007, 05:14 PM
Quote[/b] (WA3KYY @ Feb. 09 2007,08:33)]The funny thing is, there actually was a religious sect in this country in which sexual relations were strictly forbidden, the Shakers. You were not born into this religion but were converted into it unless the woman was pregnant at the time of her conversion. The religion died out due to lack of converts.
Yeah but they did make darn good furniture when they were around. Shaker furniture is/was some of the finest quality American furniture made.
Quote[/b] (k4kyv @ Feb. 08 2007,09:37)]Childless couple discovers the cause of their infertility is a lack of sex.
http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/nosex.asp
If the couple is attempting to have a child, lack of trying will sure make the process more difficult.
KA9VQF
02-09-2007, 06:39 PM
Evidently these people didn’t read their bible. Although there isn’t instructions on exactly how to go about it I remember a line that went something like ‘go fourth and multiply’
Been trying ever since I read that.
Unfortunately my wife figured out what caused her pregnancy and has quit doing it.
My daughter is now 20.
I’ve known some people who desperately wanted a child and tried all kinds of therapy including fertility drugs.
Invariably, it seems, once they decide they really don’t want a kid anymore and quit all the medications and special preparations, blamo they get one or more babies in rapid succession. Many times multiple births, at least twins sometimes more.