My Sisters got moles.

[kf4vgx]

My Sisters got more moles on her than a dog has fleas #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif .
She's been getting quite depressed about it here lately so me and the family decided to take her to the flea market to cheer her up.
Now I know what your thinking ,but no we didn't take her there to get rid of her fleas #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif .

Anyways we were walking around down there at the flea market and noticed there was a retired war veteran sitting there whistling dixie and waving an american flag,poor fellow didn't have no legs .

So I says to my sister, look at that .
Man sitting there with no legs happy as a lark whistling dixie .

You should to be ashamed of yourself ,worrin about a few moles.

She looks at me and smiles .
well I guess your right, I feel a bit better now .

So we started to walk by this here fellow that was a whistling dixie .And in a low voice we heard him say.

Good Lord , did you see the moles on that girls face #http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif .

http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif .http://www.eudiriaque.com.br/ugly_girl.jpeg

[WF7A]

It could be worse: a man walked into a doctor's office with a frog on his head. The doctor asked, "May I help you?" The frog answered, "Yeah, can you remove this big wart from my behind?"

(Seriously, better she have moles than lymphomas.)

[KI4PEQ]

VGX, are you and Larry the Cable Guy related? http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

[kb1oev]

If she ever becomes a member of the clergy you can call her "Holy Moley"

[n2nh]

I hear water works good on them:
http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/774/molecaddyshackvw1.jpg

[w3bny]

Well at least she dosnt have woodchucks!

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/5761/woodchuckqo4.jpg
nom-nom-nom-nom

[W3MIV]

Send her over to West Virginia. She'll fit right in.

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[KC2ESD]

With the Bias againts Red Hair in the world and hear on QRZ its no wonder why I shave my head. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[W2LYS]

Good thing she doesn't have chirpies... it's a canarial disease that's highly untweetable...

[W2ILP]

They say that you can get moles if you kiss a frog. #In spite of this a beautiful young girl kissed a frog when he told her that he was actually a hansome prince, who had been cursed so as to become toad like by a witch who posed as his ugly step mother. #The young girl not only kissed the frog but she took him to bed with her. #She awoke to find a handsome prince in her bed...

To this day her mother doesn't believe it.

w2ilp (Inspect Leaping Princes)..or you might get tad polled.