Great Movie Quotes

[n2nh]

From Back to the Future I

Quote[/b] ]Dr. Emmett Brown: Then tell me, "Future Boy", who's President in the United States in 1985?
Marty McFly: Ronald Reagan.
Dr. Emmett Brown: Ronald Reagan? The actor?
[chuckles in disbelief]
Dr. Emmett Brown: Then who's VICE-President? Jerry Lewis?

[K6BBC]

"Keep your friends close. Keep your enemies closer."

[n2nh]

Quote[/b] (k6bbc @ Aug. 23 2006,01:43)]"Keep your friends close. Keep your enemies closer."
Casablanca?

[wv6z]

Mine was the 'Governator' in the first one of the series after the landlord of the cheap dive asks him if he has a dead cat in there......... http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[kf6rdn]

Pulp Fiction is chock full 'o quotes.

Say what again!

[NO6O]

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

A running gag from the Star Wars saga. #The line was said by someone in each of the six movies.

---Michael

[kc7jty]

"You're foldin money's comin unstowed"
O brother where art thou

"This is what they call a Missouri boat ride"
"Birds gotta eat, same as worms"
Outlaw Josey Wales

"backwards, I always go backwards when I'm backin away"
True Grit

"A man's got to know his limitations"
Dirty Harry

"He always made money for his partners"
"Senator Geary and Mrs. Geary"
"Let's hit 'em now while we got the muscle"
G.F.

[kc7jty]

Quote[/b] (kf6rdn @ Aug. 21 2006,23:56)]Pulp Fiction is chock full 'o quotes.

Say what again!
"I like the way you stink"
P.F.

[NO6O]

Quote[/b] (n2nh @ Aug. 22 2006,22:47)]Quote[/b] (k6bbc @ Aug. 23 2006,01:43)]"Keep your friends close. #Keep your enemies closer."
Casablanca?
According to the Wikipedia, the quote came from "Blade II". #Blade is quoting from Sun Tzu's "The Art of War".

---Michael

[K6BBC]

Quote[/b] (no6o @ Aug. 22 2006,23:33)]Quote[/b] (n2nh @ Aug. 22 2006,22:47)]Quote[/b] (k6bbc @ Aug. 23 2006,01:43)]"Keep your friends close. #Keep your enemies closer."
Casablanca?
According to the Wikipedia, the quote came from "Blade II". #Blade is quoting from Sun Tzu's "The Art of War".

---Michael
Godfather, 1974.

[NO6O]

Quote[/b] (k6bbc @ Aug. 22 2006,23:34)]Quote[/b] (no6o @ Aug. 22 2006,23:33)]Quote[/b] (n2nh @ Aug. 22 2006,22:47)]Quote[/b] (k6bbc @ Aug. 23 2006,01:43)]"Keep your friends close. #Keep your enemies closer."
Casablanca?
According to the Wikipedia, the quote came from "Blade II". #Blade is quoting from Sun Tzu's "The Art of War".

---Michael
Godfather, 1974.
I guess the quote has been used in multiple places. However, it apparently originated from the same source.

---Michael

[K8ERV]

If the enemy is within range, so are you----

[KC0VWU]

Did Pa used to kill folks?

and

We all got it comin', kid.

Both from Unforgiven, one of my old favorites.

[al2n]

"Even the blind monkey sometimes finds a banana."

Forget which movie I saw it in.

[W3MIV]

Quote[/b] (kf6rdn @ Aug. 23 2006,01:56)]Pulp Fiction is chock full 'o quotes.

Say what again!
I'm a long ******* way from 'all right,' Butch!"

"Um gonna get mideeval with you!"

Both from Marcellus. (Misspelling for phonetic effect.)


http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[al2i]

"Right turn Clyde." - Eastwood in Every Which Way But Loose

[al2i]

"Cold cream. Cold cream. The World is crumbling and he's buying cold cream."

From one of the scenes in "Our Man Flint" that highlights a Drake TR4 and a Vibroplex Bug.

[W4HAY]

"Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!"
Patricia Neal, The Day The Earth Stood Still

[N6KX]

"Leave the gun... take the cannolis."

Clemenza, after whacking Paulie, in "The Godfather"

Howie N6KX http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif

[KW4MW]

You're not nothing, you're something! You're a person! You're flesh, and blood, and bones, and hair, and nails, and ears! You're not a fish. You're not a buffalo. You're you! You walk, and talk, and cry, and complain, and eat little green pills, and send suicide telegrams. No one else does that, Felix, no one!

You leave little notes on my pillow. Told you a-hundred-fifty-eight times I cannot stand little notes on my pillow. "We are all out of cornflakes. F.U." Took me three hours to figure out "F.U." was Felix Ungar.

from The Odd Couple

[W2ILP]

A mans got to know his limitations.
--Clint Eastwood (as Dirty Harry)--

w2ilp (Intrinsically Limited Person)

[KB9YCO]

Michael Douglas in Falling Down (1993)
Quote[/b] ]Gang member 1: Whatcha doin' Mister?
Bill Foster: Nothing.
Gang member 1: Nahh, man. You're trespassing on private property.
Bill Foster: Trespassing?
Gang member 2: You're loitering too, man.
Gang member 1: That's right, you're loitering too.
Bill Foster: I didn't see any signs.
Gang member 1: [pointing at a graffiti skull] Whatcha call that?
Bill Foster: Graffiti.
Gang member 1: Nahh man, it's not f*****g graffiti. That's a sign.
Gang member 2: He can't read it man.
Gang member 1: Well then I guess I'm gonna have to read it for you. It says this is f*****g private property. No f*****g trespassing. That means f*****g you.
Bill Foster: It says all that?
Gang member 1: Yeah.
Bill Foster: Well, maybe if you wrote it in f*****g English, I would f*****g understand it.

Quote[/b] ]Mr. Lee: Take the money.
Bill Foster: You think I'm a thief? Oh, you see, I'm not the thief. I'm not the one charging 85 cents for a *stinking* soda! You're the thief. I'm just standing up for my rights as a consumer.

Quote[/b] ]Have you ever heard the expression "the customer is always right?", well here I am.

Quote[/b] ]Panhandler: That's a hell of a way to treat a vet, man.
Bill Foster: You're an animal doctor?
Panhandler: No, a vet. A veteran. I was in 'Nam, man.
Bill Foster: What were you - a drummer boy? You must've been 10 years old.
Panhandler: I meant the Gulf. I meant to say the Gulf. Jesus. Come on. All I'm asking for is a little change. I haven't eaten in three days.
[has a sandwhich in hand]
Panhandler: Well, I mean, except for this.

Quote[/b] ]Bill Foster: What are you doing to the street?
Construction Worker: We're fixing it! What the Hell does it look like?
Bill Foster: Two days ago it was fine. Are you telling me the street fell apart in two days?
Construction Worker: Well, I guess so.
Bill Foster: Pardon me, but that's bull***t. You see, I don't think anything's wrong with the street! I think you're just trying to justify your inflated budgets! I know how it works! If you don't spend the projected amount this year, you don't get the same amount next year! Now, I want you to admit, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THE STREET!
Construction Worker: Hey, f*** you, pal.

Sorry, I know that's a little longer than "a quote" but that movie is just too damn hilarious, the whole movie is a good quote. Not to mention there's some great quotes that I couldn't even edit and post. Classic film.

[kl7aj]

"Keep the change, deputy" Said by Billy the Kid after he blows the deputy away with a roll of quarters from a shotgun. (Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid)

[AB1FV]

"HA HA HA! You have to have FAITH in that to work...Mr. VIN-CENT!"

[N3ATS]

Hartman: ..."are you allowed to eat jelly donuts Private Pyle?"

Pyle: "Sir, no sir!"

Hartman: "And why not, Private Pyle?"

Pyle: "Sir, because I am too heavy, sir!"

Hartman: "Because you are a disgusting fatbody, Private Pyle!"

[ki6bjv]

Quote[/b] (W4HAY @ Aug. 23 2006,03:35)]"Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!"
Patricia Neal, The Day The Earth Stood Still
"Klaatu barada...cough cough" Bruce Campbell as Ash in army of darkness.

[KG6YTZ]

"'The line that cannot be cut' is cut automatically in response to a terrorist incident. You ask for miracles, Theo, I give you the F... B... I." --- Hans Gruber, "Die Hard"

Holly: "So that's what all this is about. A robbery. After all your posturing, you're nothing but a common thief."
Hans: "I am an EXCEPTIONAL thief, Mrs. McLane!"
--- "Die Hard" again

Bob: "It says here you've been missing a lot of work."
Peter: "I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob."
--- "Office Space"

"Gozer the Gozerian? Good evening. As a duly-designated representative of the city, county, and state of New York, I hereby order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your plane of origin, or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension." --- Ray Stantz, "GhostBusters"

I've been known to mutter this one at my computer when it misbehaves:

"Joshua, what are you doing...?" --- Professor Falken, "War Games"

[KG6OPR]

Calling it your job don't make it right...Boss.

Stay down.

A night in the box.

From Cool Hand Luke http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Stay on the bomb run Ace, I'll get them bomb doors open if I have to hairlip everyone on Bear Creek. Slim Picken's as Maj.King Kong, Dr.Srangelove

[KD6NIG]

"...and you're out of bullets. And you know what that means.....you're just* outta luck!"
-Clint Eastwood "Dirty Harry" in "The Dead Pool"
*I quote the clean version. This word in the real movie starts with an "s"

And to add on to some I have seen:

"The next time someone asks you if you are a god, you say YES!" -Ghostbusters

"A strange game. The only winning move is.....not to play" -War Games

[n2nh]

From Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid:

Quote[/b] ][after blowing the train car to smithereens]
Sundance Kid: Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?

Quote[/b] ]
Etta Place: Do you know what you're doing?
Butch Cassidy: Theoretically.

Quote ]Butch Cassidy: If he'd just pay me what he's paying them to stop me robbing him, I'd stop robbing him.

Quote[/b] ][about the trackers following them]
Butch Cassidy: I couldn't do that. Could you do that? Why can they do it? Who are those guys?

Quote[/b] ]Butch Cassidy: Then you jump first.
Sundance Kid: No, I said.
Butch Cassidy: What's the matter with you?
Sundance Kid: I can't swim.
Butch Cassidy: Why you crazy, the fall will probably kill you.

Great movie. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[KF0RT]

Quinn Harris: "It's an island, babe. If you didn't bring it here, you won't find it here."

73, Rob

[kc0yfp]

"You pass gas in my general direction....."

--Monty Python and the Holy Grail

http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[kc7jty]

Quote[/b] (kc0yfp @ Aug. 22 2006,16:57)]"You pass gas in my general direction....."

# # # # #--Monty Python and the Holy Grail

# # # # # # # # # # # # # http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
edited the f*rt word out. You should show this, you are misleading the masses here.

[KE5JAZ]

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

Godfather 1

[KM5FL]

The last line in a song near the end of the movie

"Ink-- adinkadink--idinka---dooooooooo..."

"That note was given to me by Bing Crosby... Boy, was he glad to get rid of that one.."

Jimmy Durante in "Two Girls and a Sailor"

KM5FL

[KC2MDP]

"Badges"
We ain't got no badges
We do'nt need no badges
I do'nt have to show you any stinking badges


From: The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

[n1ydx]

About movie quotes

"Frankly My Dear - I Don't Give A Da**"

N1YDX - Sarge

[N0CTO]

1)"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
-Apocalypse Now"

2)"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun"
-Army of Darkness"

[KG6YTZ]

Quote[/b] (KC2MDP @ Aug. 23 2006,19:14)]"Badges"
# We ain't got no badges
# We do'nt need no badges
# I do'nt have to show you any stinking badges
"Badgers? Badgers? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING BADGERS!!!"
--- Raoul, "UHF"

"Today on Raoul's Wild Kingdom, we're teaching poodles how to fly!"

[w5mlr]

As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster. - Goodfellas

[KD5ZER]

"Cast in the name of God
Ye not guilty"

It is from an anime (Japanese cartoon) called "Big O".
I not religious but, it sounds cool. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

KD5ZER

[kc7jty]

"If he's so (f-word-ing) smart, how come he's so (f-word-ing) dead"?
Jack (Charlie) Nicholson Prizzi's Honor

[KD5ZER]

Forgot to add

I find that offensive!"
Quoted from Bender off of Futurama.

73
KD5ZER

[wa4brl]

Two favorites...

From "Being There" (When Chance receives a gay proposition at the Russian embassay):
"Would you like to go upstairs?"
"Is there a TV? I like to watch."
"You wait right here, I'll go get Warren" http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

From "Kelley's Heroes" (When the German Tiger tank take up a position outside the bank with the gold they came to steal)"
"Why don't you make a deal with the guy?"
"What kind of deal?"
"A 'DEAL' deal. Maybe the guy's a republican." http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[W3MIV]

"Two dollahs."

The Pawnbroker

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[WN2SQC]

or when Oscar of the Odd Couple said to Felix, "I just realized that when you signed your notes FU, it meant Felix Ungar." http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[W4HAY]

Can't remember the movie, but two cowboys are talking outside the saloon after not having any luck getting any women.

1st cowboy: "I swear, my horse is gettin' more'n I am!"
2nd cowboy: "Maybe your horse has more to offer!"

[KA9VQF]

I don’t remember the name of the movie but it was in black and white and was old when first I saw it. I remember it had John Wayne in it as an American pilot, he and several other Americans were staying at a typical English Inn until their barracks were put up at the air strip the were to be stationed at.

One of the first nights they stayed at the Inn there was naturally a rather attractive girl waitress that John and another fellow were making a moves on. When this girl went up to bed for the night they made to follow.

The landlords wife who was alos the mother of this girl met them on the first landing of the stairway and said “Do ye ‘ave sisters ‘o the clothe in youer country” they said “Yes” in unison, and she said “And what is another name for these ladies?” the fellows looked at each other then John said “Nun?” so the landlords wife said “Aye,… right! and that’s just what you’ll be getting from me daughter ya great slatherin beasties”
So the boys went back to the bar.

[K1OU]

"WHERE ALL THE WHITE WOMEN AT!?!?!?!"

---Blazing Saddles

[WF7A]

So many great lines I can think of, but these are the memorable ones that strike my fancy at the moment (in no particular order):

"Charlie don't surf!" (Apocalypse Now)

"Put the bunny back in the box!" (ConAir)

"You mean you build toy airplanes?" (the original Flight of the Phoenix)

"Push the button, Max!" (Professor Fate in The Great Race)

[n0jaa]

One of my favorite quotes is from the Marx Brothers' movie "A Day at the Races."

Tony: "Doc, look, he has a blister on his tongue. I think he's a Ubange."
Dr. Hakenbush: "Well, I'll get a hammer and you bangy that right off."

http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[KF0RT]

Steve McCroskey: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. "

73, Rob

[N0CTO]

I already gave my top two favorites but here's a bunch more:

Army of Darnkess: (The best movie in the world for quotes).

-"Maybe my boys can protect the book. Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot."
-"It's a trick. Get an axe!"
-"Well hello Mr. Fancy Pants!"
-"Right now you're in charge of two things, Jack and S#*!. And Jack left town."
-"That's just what we call Pillow talk baby."
-Sheila (now dead): "You found me beautiful once."
Ashe: "Honey, you got real ugly."

Dr. Strangelove (The second best movie ever for quotes).

*Note* NEVER play a drinking game that involves drinking vodka everytime you hear the word "commie" or "communist" While watching this movie. (Ooooh my head!)

-"Gentlemen you can't fight in here this is the war room!"
-"I cannot stand by and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all our precious bodily fluids".
(I don't remember who on here uses that as their quote but that's awesome).
-"Nookleur combat toe to toe with the Rooskies". -Slim Pickens
-And, pretty much everything else Slim Pickens says.

Blazing Saddles
-"Skooze me while I whip dis out!"

I could do this all day. I'm out at sea. I have no life.

[KG6YTZ]

Quote[/b] (KD5ZER @ Aug. 23 2006,22:59)]Forgot to add

I find that offensive!"
Quoted from Bender off of Futurama.
"You're full of crap, Fry!" <zaps antenna in a light socket> "You make a persuasive argument, Fry!"

"Hail, Hail, Robonia - a land I didn't make up!"

[KG6YTZ]

"...so you tell me which is worse - speaking no English, or speaking Howard Cossell."
--- Lane Meyer [John Cusack], "Better Off Dead"

"Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way... TURN!"
--- Charles DuMar [Curtis Armstrong], "Better Off Dead"

[N0CTO]

Quote[/b] (KG6YTZ @ Aug. 24 2006,16:14)]"...so you tell me which is worse - speaking no English, or speaking Howard Cossell."
--- Lane Meyer [John Cusack], "Better Off Dead"

"Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way... TURN!"
--- Charles DuMar [Curtis Armstrong], "Better Off Dead"
You forgot the best one:

"I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!"

[N9XR]

Batty in the Blade RunnerQuote[/b] ]I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

[N0CTO]

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick a$$ . . . and I'm all out of bubble gum."

-Rowdy Roddy Piper from "They Live"

This qualifies for two threads on this board: One of the worst movies every made and one of the best quotes.

[w4rot]

Quote[/b] ]Nobody talks to children.
No, they just tell them.

James Dean
rot

[kf6rdn]

Quote[/b] (N0CTO @ Aug. 24 2006,12:31)]I already gave my top two favorites but here's a bunch more:

Army of Darnkess: (The best movie in the world for quotes).
I'd forgotten that one.

If anyone remembers the game, Duke Nukem 3D, alot of the lines in the game, and the guys voice were based off that.

[N0CTO]

Dear Santa,

Please breeng me spel chekur 4 Christmus. I need the help bad. Reel bad.

I need a secretary just to proofread my threads.

[N0CTO]

"The popcorn you're eating has been pi$$ed in. Film at eleven."

-The Kentucky Fried Movie

Once again, great quote and one of the worst movies ever made.

I'll stop now.

[KI4BNC]

(not as accurate as I like but here goes)

Lincoln F. Stern,
You stand here accused of
12 counts of murder in the 1st degree,
15 counts of rape
22 counts of theft of federation property
47 counts of piracy in high space
and 1 moving violation.
How do you plead?



"NOT GUILTY!"
http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif
(HEAVY METAL)

[KG6YTZ]

Quote[/b] (N0CTO @ Aug. 24 2006,18:32)]"I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!"
"Sorry, Johnny, I don't have a dime."
"I didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars. CASH." http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

"Hiya, Lane. I know this is kinda awkward, me being a cartoon and all, but I was wondering if you'd mind if I took out Beth?"
--- Barney Rubble, "Better Off Dead," one of the funniest movies ever made

[wa9cwx]

Been a few decades since I've seen this one, but as I recall from "Krakatowa East of Java"....

Lloyd Bridges, suffering from a chronic lung problem, as he is kneeling and doubled over coughing and wheezing, after a deep dive in the ocean, looks up to hear a female passenger say ...

"Are you OK?"

He looks at her and says......

""God I sure hope not, I'd hate to think this is what OK feels like".

[n2nh]

Quote[/b] (N0CTO @ Aug. 24 2006,22:42)]"The popcorn you're eating has been pi$$ed in. Film at eleven."

-The Kentucky Fried Movie

Once again, great quote and one of the worst movies ever made.

I'll stop now.
Heck, knock yerself out. Off the coast of a dangerous place you can't talk about? I've been off the coast of Times Square plenty of times, I can relate. http://www.qrz.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[ve2nsm]

I won't tell the movies, see who can guess ;)

"This is no moon, turn the ship around"

"Fasten your seat belt Dorothy, because Kansas is going bye bye"

"What is real? How do you define real?"

"We're gonna need a bigger boat"

"You can't handle the truth!!!"

"They f*** you and they f*** you and they f*** you! And when you think it's all over that's when the real f***ing starts!!!"

"Heeeeeeeeere's Johnny!"

"Go ahead, make my day"

"She's got a greeeeat a$$!!!, and you've got your head, all the way up it!"